The entire Scottish media and professional-politician community is currently in a self-righteous froth about a campaign ad being run by Reform for the Hamilton by-election targeting Scottish Labour leader Anas Sarwar.
Obviously none of the acres of press coverage trusts voters to see the ad and decide for themselves, because that simply isn’t how journalism works nowadays. You’re told that a bad thing happened – whether it be a campaign ad, a comedian’s joke or the supposed terrible abuse sent to a celebrity – and how outraged various pundits or other celebrities are about it, with the clear implication that you should feel the same, but you almost never get shown or told what was actually said.
So to start with, as a basic journalistic principle, here’s the ad itself in its entirety.
Now let’s look at what you’re being ordered to think about it.
The Scottish Tory MSP reacted furiously to a story in The National which said Scotland had been absorbed into England by the 1707 Act Of Union, rather than becoming a “partner” in anything, and had ceased to exist as a state in international law.
Which was a weird response, because that’s been the official stated position of both the UK government and the Conservative Party for at least the last 12 years.
(Kelly’s article is here. Link to Grok’s answer here. The ChatGPT analysis that triggered the article can be read in this tweet thread. A verifiable analysis by Grok of the debate, based on a neutral question, can be read here.)
Warning: despite the quite zingy title this is actually going to be a very dry stats post, readers. It is, on the other hand, based on a man having something disturbingly close to a complete psychotic mental breakdown, so there’s always that for a bit of colour.
Because the paragraph above, and in particular the highlighted part, is without a doubt the most dishonest, diametrically false and wildly extreme lie about Scottish politics that we’ve ever seen anyone tell in the 13.5 years of Wings Over Scotland’s existence.
We’re stuck indoors waiting for a repairman today, so we had a little read-around of some of the less popular Scottish politics blogs to pass the time, and noted this:
James Kelly of Scot Goes Pop, which we gather from its front page was seemingly one of the “Top 50 Left-Wing Blogs of 2011”, is noticeably insistent on making the argument that we’re “stalking” and “obsessed” with him.
But in fact the headline on the STV News website – whether intentionally, through innocent misunderstanding or, as we suspect, a result of being deliberately misled by government ministers – is a flat-out lie.
In fact the Scottish Government has done the exact opposite. It has taken Dr Hilary Cass’s four-year report and set it on fire, so that it can continue to irreversibly destroy the lives of Scottish children in the name of gender ideology.
In many ways, the fabricated, hysterical furore of Humza Yousaf Vs Elon Musk is the ultimate in summer-silly-season politics stories.
Absurdly plainly, the former First Minister ISN’T going to take any legal action against the billionaire owner of Twitter. He only likes bullying small nurseries, and even then he doesn’t follow through. He didn’t even sue us for calling him racist a few months ago, so there’s zero chance he’s going to square up to the world’s richest man.
Normally in cases like these, there’s an instant and concerted attempt to rubbish the judgement, both from amateurs and activist lawyers like Robin Moira “Barry” White, Jolyon Maugham, and the anonymous “Pissed Off Lawyer” tweeting as @legaltweetz. They’ll issue spurious “analyses” dismissing the findings with jargon terms like “obiter”, and either question their correctness or attempt to minimise their significance.
For some reason that didn’t happen this time. The hyper-antagonist online trans army has very conspicuously failed to rush to the defence of ERCC CEO Mridul Wadhwa, perhaps because Judge Ian McFatridge’s conclusions were so relentlessly, brutally and comprehensively excoriating of Wadhwa’s appalling behaviour that no amount of spin or disingenuity could disguise it.
But then, on white charger and with papoose, enter a hero.
Northcode on Holiday Relief: “Mornin aw. A howp ye aw hae a guid day the lot o’ ye. Aye, e’en ye unionists tae despite…” Jun 21, 11:32
sarah on Holiday Relief: “This is very sad to hear, 100%Yes – and infuriating. Why oh why did the good yins in the 56…” Jun 21, 11:28
Andy Ellis on Holiday Relief: “@Dan Last time I checked the prime movers in the attempted jailing of Big Eck were some of those closest…” Jun 21, 11:16
Andy Ellis on Holiday Relief: “@”James” Yes, I recall you making a similar excuse before with respect to inheriting someone else’s old IT. I’m not…” Jun 21, 10:57
Andy Ellis on Holiday Relief: “I was listening to “In Our Time” in the car the other morning on the way to work: they were…” Jun 21, 10:45
Mark Beggan on Holiday Relief: “The majority of the Scottish people stopped independence. Sturgeon took the situation to implement her Sexual fantasy. The wet dream…” Jun 21, 10:44
James Cheyne on Holiday Relief: “Scot Finlayson, I am surmising that the present set of SNP members are the no voters and unionist voters. Labour…” Jun 21, 10:23
James Cheyne on Holiday Relief: “Mr Ellis. I do not know how to change the workings of someone elses old techno equipment that was gifted…” Jun 21, 10:05
Dan on Holiday Relief: “More “nothing going on” in Scotland… https://www.isp.scot/june-14th-june-20th-2025/” Jun 21, 09:55
100%Yes on Holiday Relief: “Nicola Sturgeon was poison from the start, before she even became leader of the SNP we met here in Edinburgh…” Jun 21, 09:52
Dan on Holiday Relief: “Aye, Breastplate. I’m sure Andy is “correct” (at least in his own mind) and there’s nowt to be concerned aboot……” Jun 21, 09:48
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Breastplate on Holiday Relief: “Andy, “Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence” My post explained logically and reasonably why it is in no way extraordinary. “why…” Jun 21, 08:59
Andy Ellis on Holiday Relief: “On you go “James”…since you’re so keen on openness and making sure of the bona fides of those commenting, you…” Jun 21, 08:28
Andy Ellis on Holiday Relief: “@Breastplate 9.51 pm Could they? Yes. Would they? Probably not, because the overwhelming likelihood is that it would be discovered.…” Jun 21, 08:24
Andy Ellis on Holiday Relief: “@twatbynametwatbynature 8.50pm See, there you go again, hyperbolising and catastrophising to back up the threadbare nature of what passes for…” Jun 21, 08:14
Insider on Holiday Relief: “sarah… Tell us all when you have the latest news…. The Cromarty Firth by-election [Highland Council] is absolutely vital in…” Jun 20, 23:08
Alf Baird on Holiday Relief: ““Nine years – no rush then!” The SNP leadership has been content to run a colonial administration for almost 20…” Jun 20, 21:56
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Breastplate on Holiday Relief: “Andy, “outlandish conspiracy theories about vote rigging”. The British secret services, I’m sure you will agree, exist specifically to protect…” Jun 20, 21:51
sarah on Holiday Relief: “Total votes 2410. Reform was knocked out at stage 7 with 396 votes. Having no inside information, it looks to…” Jun 20, 21:19
Scot Finlayson on Holiday Relief: “Scotland still to vote on their Assisted Killing bill, Brought forward by LibDem Liam McArthur who is funded by shadowy…” Jun 20, 20:58
twathater on Holiday Relief: “The happy-clappy relentless positivity of the campaign had some merit, and obviously played well in some quarters, but it ultimately…” Jun 20, 20:50
Hatey McHateface on Holiday Relief: “You’re defo onto something with the robotic wank arm, Dan. I hope you’ll still remember us and continue to post…” Jun 20, 20:38
Hatey McHateface on Holiday Relief: “Fit happened tae yer CAPS LOCK key? Hae ye worn it oot?” Jun 20, 20:29
Hatey McHateface on Holiday Relief: “You could start talking in Scots. Where are you with learning your 500 words? Into double figures yet? Ah hae…” Jun 20, 20:22
twathater on Holiday Relief: “Tell the truth bastard tax you didn’t read it you got your nurse to read it and explain the words…” Jun 20, 20:12
sarah on Holiday Relief: “Result in the Cromarty Firth by-election [Highland Council]: Stage 1: Conservatives 48, Labour 77, Alba 91, Greens 92, LibDems 290,…” Jun 20, 20:07
Confused on Holiday Relief: “worse than a shooting range at a carny no exit poll = rigged. Exit polls are the early warning system…” Jun 20, 19:14
Confused on Holiday Relief: “– just a thought : is “being English” considered a disability? (- an “antisocial personality disorder”? Or a “narcissistic psychosis”?)…” Jun 20, 18:53