You can’t move on social media today without tripping over effusive tweets from SNP MPs and MSPs singing the praises of departed Westminster leader Ian Blackford and admiring all his achievements in the position over the last five years, although weirdly nobody has actually listed any of them.
If anyone knows when “this process” will have ended and we’ll get our choice – or indeed what she achieved for Scotland in the Brexit negotiations – do let us know.
It’s more than two years now since we published this article, but it’s worth quickly going over it again, because there’s nothing on Earth more tedious than boneheads on social media going “Oh, you slag off the SNP but what’s YOUR plan if you’re so clever?”, who haven’t bothered to read any of the dozen times we’ve already answered that question since 25 months ago.
This is it. This is our plan. Try listening this time, thickos.
The SNP have been all over the place since Wednesday’s judgement of the Supreme Court. Astonishingly, the party hadn’t prepared an agreed line in the event of the Court ruling against it, with the result that various party figures had popped up with all sorts of different versions of what a supposed plebiscite election would mean.
It’s nice to see the British media (and perhaps, if we might be allowed to dream for a moment, the law) catching up with Michelle Mone.
It’s such a shame nobody did any proper investigative journalism into what a crooked, venal chancer she is before now – seven years ago or even four years ago, say – or the country might have been saved a few billion quid. Ah well, you live and learn, eh?
So it’s official – Scotland is not a partner in the UK, but a prisoner. Supposedly equal signatories to a treaty, we were in fact captured in 1707, with no hope of release other than at the whim of our jailer. It is an outrage, but a wholly predictable one.
Nicola Sturgeon could have put the matter of Holyrood’s legislative authority to the Supreme Court at any point since she became First Minister in November 2014. More particularly, she could have done so in July 2016, after the UK voted to leave the EU, thereby triggering a clear and explicit condition of the manifesto on which the SNP were re-elected as the Scottish Government just weeks earlier.
Instead, she’s wasted a decade of your time and probably sold Scotland’s future.
A week ago, readers, I had not the slightest interest in bringing Wings Over Scotland back full-time. I had my Twitter account again and was having fun and I was happy with that. It scratched the itch of being able to engage with politics (and people) without the depressing business of wading in it for work.
And then I witnessed the quite extraordinary sight of an elected member of Parliament, in the shape of the SNP’s pico-witted ambulant brain vacuum Karen Adam, publicly gloating about having managed to shut down the voice of someone critical of her party.
At the same time, an extremely minor blogger (the word “rival” would be to over-dignify them) re-opened hostilities in his campaign of self-declared “open warfare” against this site, with a rapid succession of posts (just a few of dozens) forming such a demented scattershot tirade that to patiently debunk all of it would have taken until Christmas.
And I’ll be honest, folks, it all pushed my buttons a wee bit. It really shouldn’t have, but it was properly outrageous and I’m occasionally human, so I thought “Sod it, if I’m going to have to put up with all this crap anyway I might as well make it worthwhile”.
Well, it looks like Wings is coming back, then. Blimey. So let’s see where we’re going to be picking things up from. Exactly eight years ago today, Nicola Sturgeon took over as First Minister from Alex Salmond.
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Confused on The Shortest Day: “you aren’t the worst of these pricks southern man, so, if I have time, I might write you up the…” Sep 1, 21:58
Confused on Anything But That: “if the scotch were left alone with excess revenue from copious oil, gas, wind and renewable energy they would not…” Sep 1, 21:50
Alf Baird on The Shortest Day: ““it has been a substantially stable political entity for more than 300 years” I suppose that’s one way of looking…” Sep 1, 21:50
James on Anything But That: “Aye you spooks based at Vauxhall Cross are caring benevolent well wishers to Scotland, ain-cha? The truth upsets your Anglo-centric…” Sep 1, 21:48
Young Lochinvar on The Shortest Day: “An acquired taste I would suggest SB! 🙂” Sep 1, 21:36
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Now the Islamists are taking over the lion’s share we just have to respect and even celebrate their cultural and…” Sep 1, 20:58
Hatey McHateface on The Shortest Day: “Your core point is twaddle. Whatever else it may be, a political and economic union is not a marriage in…” Sep 1, 20:47
McDuff on Haven’t had a dream in a long time: “The people of Scotland don’t act like a nation that is desperate for independence and the SNP are overwhelmed with…” Sep 1, 20:44
Saffron Robe on The Shortest Day: “I was referring to the lack of free consent in a forced marriage, not making any judgement about the legitimacy…” Sep 1, 20:20
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “Who’s this “we”, Alf? You’re free to say what you like about Fanon, etc. but leave me out of it.…” Sep 1, 20:15
Spartan 117 on Anything But That: “Chrisst A’michty. That’s a brave thing to state here… Sitting back with my popcorn awaiting the incoming storm from the…” Sep 1, 19:54
Alf Baird on Anything But That: “Sartre was pretty clear that: elites who become ‘an accomplice of colonialism’, those ‘who profited by colonial exploitation’, the ‘high…” Sep 1, 19:48
Wally Jumblatt on Anything But That: “There is indeed a tide in the affairs of men, and boy did wee Nikla and honest John make sure…” Sep 1, 18:51
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: ““…On such a full sea are we now afloat, And we must take the current when it serves, Or lose…” Sep 1, 18:11
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “I don’t know. Ask professor Baird.” Sep 1, 17:52
James on Anything But That: ““..rUK still subsidizes Scotland from the Barnet Formula…” LOL.” Sep 1, 17:33
Williams on Anything But That: “Surely a whole chunk of the UK (Scotland) no longer voting in Westminster elections in a way that doesn’t benefit…” Sep 1, 17:21
J Robertson on Anything But That: “Remember when violence gainst women and girls was (rightly) a constant talking point. Now it is on the increase it…” Sep 1, 17:01
Hatey Mchateface on Anything But That: “I’m minded of what that famous black quine wrote: “There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which, taken…” Sep 1, 16:04
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Rape and attempted rape statistics for Glasgow City centre have been removed from Police Scotland’s web page. According to Google…” Sep 1, 15:58
100%Yes on Anything But That: “The trouble we have with the membership SNP is everyone is either to frightened to speak out in the fare…” Sep 1, 15:43
100%Yes on Anything But That: “You wouldn’t dealing with Farage you’d be delivery on the mandate’s the SNP have been given since 2015 for a…” Sep 1, 15:36
Hatey Mchateface on Anything But That: “Ah, c’moan noo, x. How could Murrell keep his loot (mind there’s still around 1 million quid unaccounted for) if…” Sep 1, 15:33
Insider on Haven’t had a dream in a long time: “James Che says: “We shall have to wait and see if my personal opinion on how England is evolving turns…” Sep 1, 15:25
agentx on Anything But That: ““JOHN Swinney has said he will probe whether the Scottish Legal Aid Board was right to fund a case by…” Sep 1, 15:14
James Che on Haven’t had a dream in a long time: “Lorncal. True the old empire is dying and England will become a hell hole to reside in unless of course…” Sep 1, 14:52
Hatey Mchateface on Anything But That: “I heard about a story yesterday, I believe by Sartre, about a trio of progressive, lefty politicos who were sentenced…” Sep 1, 14:49