We’ll be honest, readers, we’ve spent most of the last five days sorting out our iPod music library. It’s a task that would make Hercules wince. 2,700 tracks infested with title case and all sorts of other grammatical catastrophes by crappy algorithms (there are songs on there categorised as being by variously “Adam And The Ants”, “Adam & The Ants” and “Adam and The Ants”, FFS), incorrect attributions and missing artwork.
That involved dealing with (shudder) iTunes, the worst piece of computer software ever written by humans – at least until its replacements, Apple Music and Apple Devices, which we had to switch to when halfway through the process, iTunes simply stopped recognising music at all.
(As far as we can tell, it’s now exclusively for managing podcasts.)
We could easily pen you 2000 pretty spicy words on the hundreds of different reasons why everyone who’s ever contributed to the creation of these monstrously dreadful, hateful apps should be thrown into a sewer full of rabid scorpions, and the main reason we’d do that – other than saving ourselves a fortune on therapy – is that it’d still be more interesting than writing about this complete and utter pishdrivel.
The only notable thing about the hilariously pompous “memorandum of understanding” that these two collections of shameless grifters signed up to at the weekend is that The National managed to find a couple of pages of space in its Sunday issue for it, since it’s got absolutely nothing to do with Palestine.
It’d be quite hard to find an image that more completely summed up the wretched state of the SNP in 2025 than this one. Look at that tiny handful of miserable faces, sitting dejectedly around a near-empty function room. It’s so bleak Mike Leigh could make an entire movie out of it.
And we know what you’re thinking – that we sat through some internet livestream to find the most pitiful-looking freezeframe imaginable to show them in a bad light. But nope. Kevin Stewart MSP posted this cheery snapshot of his own free will on Twitter on Sunday morning, presumably in the hope of boosting party morale in some way.
We’ve written a number of extremely, painstakingly detailed articles in the last few months explaining why list votes for the SNP at next year’s election will be wasted, and will serve only to elect Unionist (and in particular Reform) MSPs.
Unfortunately, some people still don’t get it.
And that’s understandable, because super-detailed articles are long and people have terribly short attention spans nowadays, especially if there are large tranches of fiddly arithmetic involved. So let’s go the opposite way.
Nor was it even the fact that his death was captured in all its shocking, bloody horror on video, and inescapable on social media, nor that it came just the day after footage broke of another appalling killing in the States, the unprovoked stabbing of Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska by a violent lunatic who’d been released on no-fee bail despite 14 previous arrests and should never have been at large.
In the end, the most chilling thing about this particular crime is this: Charlie Kirk was killed for doing exactly what civilised people are supposed to do.
(From reporting of the proceedings at Westminster Magistrates Court, it sounds very much like Watson has been directing and influencing Tarquin’s complaints to the police – which had originally been dismissed as baseless – and was largely responsible for the matter getting to trial.)
But Watson isn’t the only middle-aged trans-identifying man with whom “Tarquin” has a seemingly close relationship when it comes to the relentless, vindictive persecution of people who believe in biological sex.
We think (but haven’t been able to verify) that that’s Watson on the left of the thumbnail of the above video, in the facemask and with a brown bag amid extraordinary scenes as Tarquin left the court after giving his evidence.
But the burly, blond bespectacled man at the centre of it, who appears to be acting as some sort of official representative for “Tarquin”, is Stephanie Hayden – born Anthony Halliday, who changed his name in 2005 to Steven Hayden shortly after being released from the Sex Offenders Register (more on that below) before obtaining a GRC in the name of “Stephanie” in 2017.
Hayden is a convicted paedophile and self-described lawyer who, like Lynsay Watson, dedicates his entire life to the persecution of gender-critical campaigners.
And as remarkable as it might seem to anyone who read our previous piece, Hayden may be the more toxic of the two.
We’ve written already about the magnitude of the error transactivists have made in bringing about the arrest of Graham Linehan on trumped-up incitement charges. But thanks to the excellent work of court reporter Nick Wallis this week, the sheer scale of it is still only beginning to unfold.
At its heart is a scarcely-believable tale about how a tiny handful of deeply mentally ill men – at the core, just three – have for years orchestrated a campaign of vindictive, hateful intimidation and terror which has caused untold suffering to individuals, done catastrophic damage to the reputation of the police, and cost the taxpayer millions of pounds, all in a desperate attempt to validate their own delusions.
It’s going to be no small task to summarise it for you. But let’s do our best.
The Scottish Greens, who until last year were a party of government, claim to have 7,600 members. This month they conducted an election to choose two people as their “co-conveners”, from a list of four candidates, and almost 90% of the party’s members decided that they didn’t want any of them.
(All of which she chose to accompany with a series of photographs that made her look like a sinister Cockney chav crime matriarch in a Guy Ritchie movie. She once dubbed herself Scotland’s “chief mammy”, but now comes across more like Ma Baker.)
But we’ve only just finished reading the whole book, so here’s the actual review.
Scotland’s two main political parties have published their 2024 accounts. The SNP’s can be found here, and Scottish Labour’s here. Neither tells a massively inspiring tale.
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The SNP lost £445,000 despite being boosted by donations totalling almost £940,000 from just FOUR individuals. Scottish Labour made a profit of £350,000 but only because it was bailed out to the tune of £777,000 by the UK party, otherwise it would have made a very similar loss to the SNP’s (specifically £428,000).
Neither of those things are surprising, since 2024 was a UK general election year and those are when parties spend big. But the devil, as always, is in the details.
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Lorncal on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Thank you for that, Sven. I was going to do a bit of research myself because I wasn’t sure. That…” May 9, 16:25
Rob on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Is the closure of the Scottish parliament really such a bad thing? I would vote for its removal these days…” May 9, 16:17
Bilbo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “I had caught a bit of Swinney on Sky news and it was vomit inducing. It’s hard not to get…” May 9, 16:14
Mark Beggan on And Nothing Happened Forever: ““Whatever happened to Leon Trotsky? He got an Ice pick that made his ears burn.”” May 9, 16:13
Bilbo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “With respect, you come into this forum with such nonsensical stuff about the SNP. It’s coming across as you are…” May 9, 16:07
Bilbo on And Nothing Happened Forever: “What Rot If you had actually read it, the AI response I had quoted was a summary of the specific…” May 9, 15:54
TURABDIN on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Life is not an easy matter… You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism unless you have…” May 9, 15:53
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Okeydoke, I see what you mean. You’re referring to the UK being a signatory. Interesting can of worms that. Could…” May 9, 15:52
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “He isn’t a signatory. He withdrew over Crimea. Crimea was never a part of an independent U. U failed to…” May 9, 15:25
Mark Beggan on And Nothing Happened Forever: “‘And what costume shall the poor girl wear To all tomorrow’s parties? A hand-me-down dress from who knows where To…” May 9, 15:19
100%Yes on And Nothing Happened Forever: “I was just wondering if Mr Broon was in downing street to address Scotland and the constitutional question?” May 9, 15:10
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “AI Dan doesn’t realise it’s all pantomime. Reform is just another distraction for another five years cause the British State…” May 9, 15:05
Aidan on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Obviously as a signatory to the ICC he’d be arrested upon arrival but sure . .” May 9, 14:51
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “What Rot Aye, but it can be a quick digest/brief summary if you only pay attention to the official sources…” May 9, 14:39
What Rot on And Nothing Happened Forever: “We DID start somewhere. We’ll never get closer than to where Alex took us. The generation that fought with Alex…” May 9, 14:37
Minceheid on And Nothing Happened Forever: “robertkknight says: 9 May, 2026 at 1:38 pm Best toddle off back to Wee Ginger Fud. To be honest I’d…” May 9, 14:30
TURABDIN on And Nothing Happened Forever: “What’s happening in QUÉBEC… https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20251030-30-years-after-cliffhanger-vote-quebec-separatists-voice-hope-for-independence Mon dieu, a 17 year old rapper…… SNP looking a bit carehome?” May 9, 14:25
Izzie on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Sorry dont know what you mean? After the troubles the Party has experienced and the dite predictions of a yesr…” May 9, 14:18
What Rot on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Why do people keep quoting AI responses as any kind of evidence of anything. AI is not facts; it’s simply…” May 9, 14:06
Cynicus on And Nothing Happened Forever: “”[…the SNP] are the corpse blocking our path. The less popular they get, the more our chances recede, and they’re…” May 9, 14:01
Izzie on And Nothing Happened Forever: “I have athritis and cataracts but take your criticism on board. I am sure you are not a mean person” May 9, 14:01
Young Lochinvar on And Nothing Happened Forever: “I think MSMs coverage pretty well sums up the position that we know we find ourselves in. Elections for the…” May 9, 13:43
robertkknight on And Nothing Happened Forever: “SNP losing over 400,000 voters in 5 years, with a net loss in MSPs and relying on biology denying zealots…” May 9, 13:38
panda paws on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Do you really think low information voters are a) watching the results b) even if they do see the explanation,…” May 9, 13:36
Geri on And Nothing Happened Forever: “I dunno why you mentioned P but now that you have – it’d be a blessing if he DID come!…” May 9, 13:16
Young Lochinvar on And Nothing Happened Forever: “A Talk of the devil, you had to mention Auld Bleary’s name and up he pops through a crack in…” May 9, 13:13
Sven on And Nothing Happened Forever: “Lorncal @ 11.59. As far as I know Ms Slater was born 27/11/1975 in Calgary, District of Alberta, Canada. She…” May 9, 13:11