The mainstream media is now, by our count, up to at least 13 sizeable articles on the Great Yes-Movement Schism Of 2017 – a minor online spat between a tiny handful of people who’ve never liked each other and most of whom the general public has never heard of – and shows no signs of tiring of gleefully revelling in the subject.
There’s nothing particularly surprising or even diabolical about that. As any reality-TV show viewer will tell you, viewers absolutely love to watch people fighting, and doubly so if it’s the summer silly season and there’s no real news. Most of the stories have attracted large responses and therefore lots of juicy and profitable clicks for tired hacks who long ago stopped having anything of any interest to say but still have to honk out 1000 words a week in order to get paid.
But the more sinister aspect of them is the way they’ve been weaponised to (further) demonise and silence the Yes movement. If someone attacks other Yes figures with a provocative, offensive and dishonest piece, the extra bonus for the media is that any legitimately angry response to it can be used as yet more proof of The Vileness Of The Cybernats: “Look! They even turn on their own if they dare disagree!”
For the Unionist press, that’s a win-win every way up, and there are some on the Yes side who seem only too willing to co-operate with the narrative.
The Scottish media this week has started to rather resemble Argentina under General Galtieri’s military junta – everywhere you look are the ghosts of the disappeared.
Here’s Daniel Sanderson in the Times in January this year, complaining that too few university students come from poor backgrounds and therefore the SNP are bad:
So he’d be chuffed if that situation improved, right?
In case you don’t know, Alan Roden is the former Scottish Daily Mail politics editor who’s now Scottish Labour’s director of communications. We haven’t edited this pic in any way, those genuinely are two consecutive tweets he posted yesterday.
Earlier today we reported on the mysterious failure of the Herald to notice that its front page lead story about supposedly poor ScotRail punctuality figures made a number of serious errors with regard to the facts, most notably confusing the excellent figures for last month with a 12-month rolling average which was significantly worse.
But as we read the rest of the papers, we noticed the oddest thing.
We’re back in the archives again today, because there’s still no news. (The Herald is desperately trying to whip up outrage over trains arriving 61 seconds late, and David Torrance has finally turned up at the “OMG YES MOVEMENT SPLIT” party just as the last stragglers are heading home and the hosts are going to bed.)
And we’re particularly enjoying this one, for a whole list of reasons:
In the continuing summer absence of any sort of Scottish politics news (the Sunday papers consist of Michelle Thomson understandably taking a swipe at the SNP in the Sunday Post, the Sunday Times spluttering in impotent fury that Michelle Thomson wasn’t prosecuted, and the Sunday Herald giving a glowing write-up to idiot Tory MSP Annie Wells while savaging sections of the Yes movement yet again – this time “older white men”), we thought you might enjoy a piece from the archives.
Discovered by an alert reader, this 1976 Times article features Labour MP for Basildon Eric Moonman discussing the seemingly-imminent prospect of Scottish devolution, to which he was implacably opposed and instrumental in defeating, ultimately leading to the collapse of a Labour government and the election of Mrs Thatcher.
Today’s edition of The Times contains a textbook example of a phenomenon that we highlight regularly: how newspapers gradually unpick their own dishonest headlines to grudgingly admit a truth which is often the polar opposite of the initial claim.
The BBC’s Reporting Scotland is, in our view, directly responsible for at least 80% of Yes supporters’ belief that the UK’s state broadcaster is biased against independence. Almost all of the worst examples of unbalanced or downright dishonest coverage over the last five years come from the flagship teatime bulletin.
TURABDIN on The Pit Of Vipers: “NEVER offer a propaganda opportunity. https://archive.is/Cb73q” Apr 21, 09:13
Captain Caveman on The Pit Of Vipers: “It’s “take the piss out OF”, Rambo. Mind you, posting at a “mere” 10:30pm and reasonably succinct…? It’s almost “normal”…” Apr 21, 06:54
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Pit Of Vipers: “Young Lochinvar @ 20 April 9.41 pm: “Bottom line, a multiplicity of different languages are a barrier”. ——————— National borders…” Apr 20, 23:57
Geri on The Pit Of Vipers: “Defender of the faith LOL! A divorced adulterer… Possibly even murder in there too, definitely stealing & coveting too. They…” Apr 20, 23:54
Young Lochinvar on The Pit Of Vipers: “A murrain on their parties, their houses, their incomes and their legacies.. They persecute an innocent and think it justice!…” Apr 20, 23:37
Geri on The Pit Of Vipers: “Aye, he’s king. Only by consent of the Scottish people. He could possibly remain Head of State in an Independent…” Apr 20, 23:36
Young Lochinvar on The Pit Of Vipers: “Did they seriously say “defender of the faith”? That’s a church of England thing. Sums up how we got into…” Apr 20, 23:21
Angus on The Pit Of Vipers: “Colin Alexander, do you think the Scottish independence referendum was a good thing or a bad thing? Do you have…” Apr 20, 23:03
Angus on The Pit Of Vipers: “Is there any possibility at all of ever bringing the conspirators to justice? Can no one in the whole world…” Apr 20, 22:58
Angus on The Pit Of Vipers: “Alex Salmond, the greatest leader in Scottish history. Succeeded by the biggest betrayer in Scottish history, who turned Scotland into…” Apr 20, 22:43
Young Lochinvar on The Pit Of Vipers: “Jay Don’t hold yer breath; all three spoilers will no doubt be back.. As; GP cogently noted a while back…” Apr 20, 22:30
Jay on The Pit Of Vipers: “Beggan: waste of space, and for whom (by name of candidate(s) will you vote? Is Beggan a starmer? Seems no…” Apr 20, 21:55
Young Lochinvar on The Pit Of Vipers: “Von Trumphausen is still posturing about us and the Straits of Hormuz.. Remember Suez (same problem just the other end…” Apr 20, 21:51
Young Lochinvar on The Pit Of Vipers: “Fearghas Interesting hypothesis Fearghas but ultimately one I don’t hold with. If people spoke the same tongue we could relate,…” Apr 20, 21:41
Colin Alexander on The Pit Of Vipers: “Wiliam Wallace when accused of treason against the King of England, Edward I: “I cannot be a tray-tor, since I…” Apr 20, 19:14
Geri on The Pit Of Vipers: “Cynicus.. Mark Sedwell was. See the linked article above. Sturgeon & Mark Sedwell “decided that she should extend her stay”” Apr 20, 19:05
Young Lochinvar on The Pit Of Vipers: “Beggars old boy! What have I said that’s anti Semitic ya gas-lighter ye? If you can’t take what’s written in…” Apr 20, 15:58
Young Lochinvar on The Pit Of Vipers: “Aye Why didn’t Dorian Grey jail HER for that bit of blatant contempt of court eh? Sorry, my bad, forgot,…” Apr 20, 15:49
Mark Beggan on The Pit Of Vipers: “Billy Liar pants on fire.” Apr 20, 15:41
agent on The Pit Of Vipers: “During a COVID-19 media briefing, while referring to the complaints against Alex Salmond, Sturgeon stated: “The behaviour complained of was…” Apr 20, 15:31
Mark Beggan on The Pit Of Vipers: “Although it’s torture to listen to Starmer. I just need to hear him talk his way out of this. Then…” Apr 20, 15:23
Mark Beggan on The Pit Of Vipers: “Sturgeon is a wanker.” Apr 20, 15:19
Sven on The Pit Of Vipers: “Mark Beggan @ 13.18. Fairly uncontroversial statement that one Mark, but like saying that when it comes to inquiries Nicola…” Apr 20, 14:30
Mark Beggan on The Pit Of Vipers: “Your anti Semitic dribble is frothing over. Nothing like a reference about Judaism to weed out the anti Semitic arse…” Apr 20, 14:00
Alf Baird on The Pit Of Vipers: “Perhaps Alex Salmond’s biggest failing and that of the subsequent SNP elite too, including Ms Cherry, is their inability to…” Apr 20, 13:26
Anne on The Pit Of Vipers: “Colin Alexander Of course Alex Salmond wasn’t perfect ,nobody is . However he was a great politician and a true…” Apr 20, 13:21
Young Lochinvar on The Pit Of Vipers: “RK Maybe Special Branch. It was after all their founding role against the Irish.” Apr 20, 13:18
Mark Beggan on The Pit Of Vipers: “Starmer is a wanker.” Apr 20, 13:18
robertkknight on The Pit Of Vipers: “Indeed Alf… I think it’s safe to say that the SNP have more ‘plants’ than Dobies!” Apr 20, 13:17
Young Lochinvar on The Pit Of Vipers: “Beggars (fresh from church) “Bullshit” Hmmm.. Fan of Chapman are you then? Have you read Fearghas’s piece? The big yin…” Apr 20, 13:13