Mixed messaging 34
Posted on
June 17, 2023 by
Chris Cairns
Archive for June, 2023
A man hears what he wants to hear 97
Posted on
June 16, 2023 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
This quote:
Does not say this:
No matter how much we’re all desperate for a story.
Humza Yousaf’s Last Week 132
Posted on
June 16, 2023 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
So this is pretty embarrassing.
The Scottish National Party’s primary and defining purpose is Scottish independence. Next weekend’s “special conference” will at least notionally determine its policy on that subject for years to come. On the face of it it’s the most important congregation of party members in the SNP’s history.
The Caird Hall can accommodate just 3% of the claimed membership. (And you’d expect at least half the seats to have been reserved in advance for the faithful payroll.) Members ought to be fighting like dogs for a ticket. And yet a week before the event the leader is having to send out pleading letters to try to scare up enough attendees that it won’t be a half-empty humiliation.
Kirsty Blackman’s Genitals 424
Posted on
June 13, 2023 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Some of you still won’t have seen them, er, we mean “this”:
While it may have been the funniest – and Joanna Cherry silently spoke for every sane person in the nation as it went on – remarkably it wasn’t even the stupidest or most offensive part of her speech to yesterday’s Parliamentary debate in Westminster Hall about the definition of “sex” in the Equality Act.
The Queen Of All The Cretins 180
Posted on
June 12, 2023 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Nicola Sturgeon has not been charged with any crime. Yesterday she was arrested, questioned and released without charge pending further investigation. We do not even know which specific suspected crime or crimes she was questioned in connection with, so it is manifestly impossible to meaningfully speculate on her innocence or guilt (save of course for the fact that all are innocent in the eyes of the law until proven otherwise, something Sturgeon herself often appears to forget).
Nevertheless, in Scotland the Contempt Of Court Act 1981 applies from the moment a person is arrested, as the country’s most senior lawyer and its official prosecution service were both keen to remind people yesterday in the clearest possible terms, and it applies equally whether you’re asserting someone’s guilt or their innocence.
So you need to be a really extra-special class of boneheaded numbwit to do this:
The topical news quiz 96
Posted on
June 11, 2023 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Your first question, Ian Murray: who is the First Minister and leader of the SNP?
Ooh, sorry, zero points.
Developing a complex 122
Posted on
June 10, 2023 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Wings two days ago: “The SNP wants to do a devo-max deal with Labour”.
The SNP today: “We’re prepared to do a devo-max deal with Labour”.
The Next Government Of Scotland 115
Posted on
June 09, 2023 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Surrender when you’re winning 161
Posted on
June 08, 2023 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Let’s start with what we know.
The SNP tell us that independence support is currently at 53%.
They tell us that most Scots want a referendum within the next year:
And we know that it’s absolutely unequivocally possible for the SNP and Greens to trigger a Holyrood election which would serve as a de facto referendum not only within a year, but within weeks. Scots could entirely realistically go to the polls this August or September, or even on the date Nicola Sturgeon promised less than a year ago.
So why are the SNP choosing this of all moments to give up?
Far beyond the pale horizon 81
Posted on
June 07, 2023 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
In fairness, on one level it’s really funny.
Assuming you’ve already resigned yourself to independence never happening, that is.
