Barely a week – indeed, barely a day – has gone by over the last year or so without some angry, confused and hurt-sounding Unionist pundit or politician churning out yet another article on the theme of “WHY AREN’T YOU GRATEFUL THAT WE SAVED YOU FROM INDEPENDENCE, YOU APPALLING PLEBS?”
![We really ought to play Cards Against Humanity at some point. amexico](https://i0.wp.com/wingsoverscotland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/amexico.jpg?resize=460%2C315&ssl=1)
As far as the No side are concerned, the oil-price slump is a slam-dunk game-ender which finally conclusively proves that Scotland is too wee and too poor to run its own affairs, and their uncomprehending bewilderment as support for a Yes vote not only fails to disintegrate but keeps increasing even as the oil price sinks lower and lower has been quite a phenomenon to behold.
So we were interested to see today’s Sunday Times report a YouGov poll done for the comedy grumpy-old-white-guys support group (and spectacularly unsuccessful tactical voting enthusiasts) Scotland In Union, and somewhat miss the point of the results.
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There’s nothing unusual about reading something in the Scottish media that makes your eyes widen. But a piece we saw in the Courier earlier today stretched ours out to Clockwork Orange-like proportions.
![Go on, go on, go on, go on. couriereu1](https://i0.wp.com/wingsoverscotland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/couriereu1.jpg?resize=460%2C223&ssl=1)
Now that’s a pretty intriguing opening (as the bishop said to the actress). At first we took it to mean that an independent Scotland could effectively take over Britain’s EU membership in the event of a Leave vote, ending any debate about whether and when it would be admitted on its own.
But then the punchline arrived.
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analysis, comment, europe, scottish politics, uk politics, wtf
The title of this article is a phrase that people use when publishing a transcript of someone’s intended speech, to signify that this is what they INTENDED to say, but that the reader should verify it with the actual speech to check whether they did, because sometimes there are last-minute changes or the person simply forgets bits.
![Less, more, we all get mixed up about words sometimes. slabmoretax](https://i0.wp.com/wingsoverscotland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/slabmoretax.jpg?resize=460%2C212&ssl=1)
The above is Kezia Dugdale’s scripted speech to the Scottish Labour conference in October 2015, just 94 days before calling for an income tax increase for “hundreds of thousands of working Scots”.
Sometimes leaving stuff out by accident looks like the smart move.
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comment, history, scottish politics
There’s an interesting article in today’s Guardian about the clown-shoed fiasco of a position the Labour Party has contorted itself into over Trident. It correctly identifies the conflict between a party representing its actual membership and being controlled by its Parliamentarians who insist they know better than the people they’re supposed to speak for, but then right at the end veers off to an irrational conclusion.
![And of course, people actively dislike politicians who don't stand by their principles. There's no point in voting for someone who's going to do a U-turn at the drop of a hat. Ask the Lib Dems. behrtrident](https://i0.wp.com/wingsoverscotland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/behrtrident.jpg?resize=460%2C184&ssl=1)
Because the obsessive insistence of the vast majority of commentators that political parties – and they’re nearly always talking about Labour – must at all times pander to the centre ground leads inescapably to one logical endpoint: that all political parties should disband themselves immediately and forever.
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analysis, comment, media, uk politics
Scottish Labour’s announcement that it wants to increase tax for everyone earning over £20k (and therefore anyone on under that who fancies making a little bit more, or might do a wee bit of extra overtime), reflects its acceptance both that the far left is in charge now and that this year’s Holyrood race is virtually over already.
!["Please can we have some list seats, sir?" oliver](https://i0.wp.com/wingsoverscotland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oliver.jpg?resize=460%2C259&ssl=1)
SNP party folk will “take nothing for granted”, of course, and some aficionados might find it fun to see which candidates slink into list seats after they’ve lost the votes which count, but I’m really much more interested in what will come after that.
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From an excellent letter in today’s Herald by Chris McLaughlin of Giffnock:
![oftri](https://i0.wp.com/wingsoverscotland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oftri.jpg?resize=460%2C137&ssl=1)
The only fault in Chris’ logic is that he’s a bit too generous to Labour.
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Tags: qft
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comment, scottish politics
STV have leaked the results of Scottish Labour’s list-candidate rankings. Alert readers will recall that Kezia Dugdale promised that her leadership would see an influx of “new talent and fresh faces” to the beleaguered branch office’s ranks.
![This was just about the LEAST gross picture of a meat grinder we could find. The product: mince. mince3](https://i0.wp.com/wingsoverscotland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/mince3.jpg?resize=460%2C307&ssl=1)
So let’s see how that panned out.
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analysis, scottish politics
From a Daily Record vox pop today on Scottish Labour’s tax plan.
![bigsplit](https://i0.wp.com/wingsoverscotland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/bigsplit.jpg?resize=460%2C325&ssl=1)
Seems there are some things nearly everyone agrees on.
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It’s been a fair few months since we last documented the Daily Record’s increasingly panicky attempts to save its own hide over its infamous eve-of-referendum “Vow”.
![recordvowsorted](https://i0.wp.com/wingsoverscotland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/recordvowsorted.jpg?resize=460%2C193&ssl=1)
In its growing desperation, the paper bizarrely turns today to First Minister Nicola Sturgeon, demanding that SHE should be the one to fulfil a promise that the Record made specifically in order to thwart Sturgeon’s lifelong goal of independence.
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Tags: The Vowticktock
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comment, history, media, scottish politics, uk politics
An alert reader directed us to an article on finance site Bloomberg today:
![Who knew the Saudis were such socialists? oilwealth](https://i0.wp.com/wingsoverscotland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/oilwealth.jpg?resize=460%2C195&ssl=1)
It’s interesting to see a business and bankers’ perspective on something that we’ve already pointed out a number of times on Wings, namely that the lower oil price has at least as many upsides as downsides.
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comment, media, scottish politics, world
Something kept nagging at the back of our minds as we read today’s front-page lead story in Scotland On Sunday about a battle between finance secretary John Swinney and a number of Scottish councils.
![sosliving](https://i0.wp.com/wingsoverscotland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sosliving.jpg?resize=460%2C353&ssl=1)
And then we remembered what it was.
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Tags: hypocrisy
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analysis, scottish politics, wtf
As it happens, one of the things that we’ve been occupying ourselves with during the current news drought is pulling together a post called “The SNPBAD Files”, collecting all the desperate smear and innuendo of the Unionist press as it systematically tries to discredit every one of the 56 SNP MPs elected last May.
Until last night we hadn’t been sure which had been the most pathetically dismal. Was it the MP who still did a few haircuts in his barber shop on Saturday afternoons? The one who bought a derelict London house many years before he was an MP, renovated it with his own hands and now sometimes stays there when working at Westminster, rather than charging expenses to the public for accommodation? Or perhaps the one who tweeted that he was opposed to the concept of monarchy, the foul monster?
![Still, isn't Camilla just wonderful? whitford1](https://i0.wp.com/wingsoverscotland.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/whitford1.jpg?resize=460%2C618&ssl=1)
Now, though, we have a clear winner.
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Tags: smears
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comment, media, scottish politics, scum