We’ve never been all that convinced by the political strategy of parties angrily pointing out their rivals have supposedly broken their manifesto promises once in government. After all, since by definition the complaining party was very probably opposed to the policies in question, shouldn’t they be delighted if they haven’t been enacted?
It’s even weirder if the opposition was the REASON the policies didn’t get enacted. It’s incredibly bizarre to vote something down (as the Unionist parties did repeatedly to the SNP minority administration of 2007-11 when it brought its manifesto pledges forward), and then huff at the governing party for the fact that you outvoted them.
But today the Scottish Tories have found an intriguing new twist on the wheeze.
This week a Scottish journalist told us ruefully that over the festive holidays, all parties send the newspapers “Christmas boxes” comprising a load of ready-made and pre-chewed garbage stories, each embargoed to specific days, for them to run in the news desert between Boxing Day and January 3rd with no further effort required.
(This year’s crop had been particularly dismal, our source revealed.)
It seems, though, that the media plans to continue the practice all year.
There’s no sign of Scottish Labour’s great voyage to the bottom of the polls hitting the sea-bed yet. Currently sitting at around 15% – a startling 10 points down on the abysmal performance that saw the party lose 40 of 41 Westminster MPs in 2015 – the North Britain Branch Office is now haemorrhaging voters to the Tories almost as fast as it previously lost them to the SNP.
With the constitution looking set to dominate Scottish politics for the forseeable future (and certainly until the Brexit process is concluded, if and when that ever happens), Labour in Scotland finds itself unenviably located in the middle of a grisly medieval execution, being torn apart as its limbs are wrenched from their sockets by the horses of the SNP on one side and the Ruth Davidson No Surrender Party on the other.
No matter how many times the regional sub-department of UK Labour tries to rehash and reheat the worn-out promise of “more powers”, “Home Rule”, “federalism”, “devo super ultra megamax extreme” or whatever meaningless undefined term it’s using this week, it’ll be seen as a cowardly betrayal by one side and a hollow lie by the other, and as views polarise Labour’s hopeless middle-of-the-roading will see it steamrollered like the Lib Dems were at the last UK election.
And the prospect seems to have driven Scottish Labour quite mad.
It might only be the 2nd of January, but it’s already pretty clear what we should expect from Scottish politics and the Scottish media in 2017.
Yesterday saw an absurdly petty response from Scottish Labour to the SNP’s “baby box” initiative, sourly carping at a dirt-cheap measure with a proven record of reducing infant mortality and providing vital help to the poor.
Today’s Herald, meanwhile, leads on a meaningless story about people being opposed to having a second independence referendum in 2017 – something nobody has proposed and which has no prospect of happening barring wildly unforseeable events.
Never mind running local services better. All that Scottish Labour now care about is existing in order to go into coalitions with the Tories, to prevent a left-of-centre social-democratic party with which they agree on almost everything except the constitution from wielding power in an area that has no impact whatsoever on the constitution.
We remain of the firm conviction that at some point in 2017 Labour will poll in single figures in Scotland. It might be a lot sooner than we think.
Several papers today carry a desperate story about education that’s sourced straight from a Scottish Labour press release, which pulls some figures out of thin air without providing any sources and appears to have left out at least one significant factor.
We’ll be honest with you, readers, we’re not looking forward to 2017 one little bit. It’s going to be the most tedious year in Scottish politics since we started this website, and perhaps since the advent of devolution.
Other than the mild distraction of the council elections in May – which are likely to be a bit of a damp squib due to the deadening effect of STV and the propensity of Labour and the Tories to do deals to keep the SNP out of power – pretty much nothing even a little bit interesting is going to happen.
All we ARE going to hear about is Brexit and the EU, over and over and over and over again, and everything we’re going to hear is the same empty, pointless, space-filling speculation we’ve already been hearing since June. So let’s just get it down, and then we can link to it every week and go and do something useful with our time instead.
Particularly alert readers may recall a phenomenon we haven’t covered much recently, whereby aspects of politics magically transform as they cross the border between Scotland and the rest of the UK. But this week we’ve had a sighting in a new area.
Alert readers may have noticed with barely-concealed disinterest that Scottish Labour have announced their intention to have another really hard think about devolution.
With Labour not looking like being in power at either Holyrood or Westminster for at least a decade, and their opinions therefore being about as relevant as our ideas as to who should play in the back four for Real Madrid next weekend, most papers treated the news with the gravitas it deserved, such as this report in the Sunday Post:
But we thought it might be a snappy idea to keep track of all the times the Unionist parties have promised that they’ve come up with the ultimate form of devo-X.
I wasn’t going to mention this on the site because it’s basically a personal matter, but as most readers don’t use Twitter or Facebook it probably ought to be briefly filed for the record, given the amount of media coverage there’s been.
Mark Beggan on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Then that John Brown gave Victoria one for Scotland. Before you know it kilts are everywhere and the bloody bagpipes…” Jul 25, 15:41
James Cheyne on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Mark Beggan, Nice of you to accept that they acted in Colonial behaviour when passing these three Acts in 1715,…” Jul 25, 15:23
James Cheyne on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “If the Monarch can provide a signed Document from God that he has the divine right to rule, ….. I…” Jul 25, 15:11
Marie on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Yeah that must be why the World Bagpipe Championships is such a failure and no one bothers attending year on…” Jul 25, 15:10
Northcode on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Since the colonialists oan here be talkin pish the noo a thocht a wid broach a subject close tae ma…” Jul 25, 14:51
Mark Beggan on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Banning those bagpipes was an act of kindness by our Colonial masters.” Jul 25, 14:38
Captain Caveman on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Well yeah, I am “paid” – in stark contrast to you bloody pair, one imagines.” Jul 25, 14:35
Captain Caveman on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “‘… I suggest you calm down and maybe drink some tea. Then you can bask in the radiant glow of…” Jul 25, 14:33
DaveL on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “You’re right James, you’re right. ‘It doesn’t even matter whether the UN says yes to any of this,…’ but I…” Jul 25, 14:28
Mark Beggan on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “So what’s the problem. Just type in your age and let Pam and her five sisters do the rest.” Jul 25, 14:24
James Cheyne on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “LORN, DAN, ALF BAIRD. Scotland were daft enough to let Colonialism happen to them. One of the first Colonial Acts…” Jul 25, 14:19
Aidan on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Turns out I’m wrong, statement has just been posted from the secretariat of the UN General Assembly, the case of…” Jul 25, 14:16
Rob on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “It doesn’t even matter whether the UN says yes to any of this, assuming they are even interested. At best…” Jul 25, 14:11
Aidan on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “I knew you’d appear like clockwork to tell us that Elvis is still alive. If anyone in the UN is…” Jul 25, 14:10
James on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “DaveL; Don’t waste your time on these paid yoon w*nkers.” Jul 25, 14:07
Xaracen on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “But, Aidan, the C-24 did no such thing! You’ve been carefully reframing the situation as ‘the C-24 committee rejected the…” Jul 25, 13:52
DaveL on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Oh my! Listen to you. You are upset. And now you say I have a problem. Well no I don’t…” Jul 25, 13:51
Bilbo on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Before the establishment gunned for Corbyn, he was making an absolute mess as leader of the Labour party by either…” Jul 25, 13:36
Bilbo on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Today sees legislation enforced that forces individuals to provide age verification in order to access p0rn sites. A quick internet…” Jul 25, 13:33
Captain Caveman on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Good grief you’re so thick aren’t you Dave. There’s only so much oozing stupidity I can take in any one…” Jul 25, 13:31
Bilbo on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “With with for example Trans ideology or immigration, there are elements in the political establishment who are pushing through policies…” Jul 25, 13:28
Dan on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “FFS, I’m pro-Scotland returning to self-governance, why the fuck would I vote NuSNP. Scotland doesn’t need to host the Edinburgh…” Jul 25, 13:27
DaveL on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Moan whinge cry…you must be one of those ‘special’ people, “I want everything now!” Special. 20 seconds for an answer,…” Jul 25, 13:19
willie on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Honking maggot ridden carcase you describe the SNP as Fearghas. One of the most accurate descriptions of the SNP I…” Jul 25, 13:18
Captain Caveman on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “@Dave “L” plates ‘… So what do you expect your question to achieve?’ A: Clarity in terms of exactly who…” Jul 25, 13:17
sarah on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “@ 100%yes: Well done for thinking and talking about how to regain Scotland’s independence. I’m not sure that Corbyn’s new…” Jul 25, 13:11
Captain Caveman on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “‘… Here is all the Info you need to be educated.’ Nope, no mention of supportive international “legal experts” and…” Jul 25, 12:44