The SNP now seem to be involved in some sort of competition where they dare each other to come up with the most blatant insult to their own members and/or the wider independence movement and see just how much they can get people to put up with.
First up was this drivel:
Humza Yousaf is leader of the SNP, a political party whose defining purpose – arguably its SOLE real purpose – is the pursuit of Scottish independence, but his “vision for Scotland” didn’t include a single mention of it.
Instead, Yousaf intends to spend the next three years on “equality”, “opportunity” and “community”, three meaningless buzzwords which every political party on Earth would claim to be in favour of. He might as well have identified his key values as kittens, lollipops and hugs.
Once again, we’re dismayed to report that we called it right. Because last night SNP MSP Mairi McAllan, officially representing the party on Question Time, told a weary audience in Fort William that that was precisely the case.
And readers, if ever a policy has been tested in battle and found wanting, it’s that one.
Just over a year ago, Shona Robison – then the Cabinet Secretary For Social Justice, now the Deputy First Minister – told the Scottish Parliament this:
There now follow some quotes from the media regarding the case of Andrew Miller, aka Amy George, who yesterday admitted the kidnap and repeated sexual abuse of an 11-year-old girl at his home in Galashiels earlier this year.
But we’ve subsequently noticed a number of attempts by various people to muddy the story by talking about a “draft” warrant request, implying that there was no improper delay. So we checked up, and thought you might like to know how the process works.
Effijy on The Ever-Changing Lie: “How about the money has been in Ginger Bottle Deposits the whole time? Time to stop digging that hole they…” Jun 9, 14:29
Andouillette on The Ever-Changing Lie: “All of the above? Maybe we should just cut the crap and give the SNP a collective lobotomy, after all…” Jun 9, 14:07
James on In pursuit of clarity: “Fotrget the three tenors, we.ve got the three Unionist wankers with their clown wagons in a circle. Shot down in…” Jun 9, 14:06
robertkknight on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Honestly…you couldn’t make this shit up! Well, in saying that, it appears that the SNP are quite capable of making…” Jun 9, 13:31
Alf Baird on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Aye James, the people need to understand that the path to freedom cannot come via the colonizers laws or his…” Jun 9, 13:12
Andrew Kidd on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Murrell was stealing before the Indyref fund was set up.” Jun 9, 13:04
sydthesnake on The Ever-Changing Lie: “A big boy stole it, mysteriously unknown to us he gave it back, then stole it again, and then, I’m…” Jun 9, 13:02
James Che on The Massive Face Of Truth: “The downfall of the pretendy controlled Scottish parliament Act and controlled Scottish elections is something we should all be aiming…” Jun 9, 11:54
James Che on The Massive Face Of Truth: “The pretendy wee parliament obtains votes for the SNP in elections notably not by the grass roots independence people. As…” Jun 9, 11:40
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Being a school janitor is a highly responsible and thoroughly dignified job worthy of the public’s complete respect. I say…” Jun 9, 10:40
100%Yes on The Massive Face Of Truth: “For anyone interested, here is a video talking about a Westminster inquiry. Which if the SNP won’t do it then…” Jun 9, 10:00
100%Yes on The Massive Face Of Truth: “He only bring friction to the Indy movement. If it wasn’t for Independence who would know James Kelly, no one.…” Jun 9, 09:30
J Robertson on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Watched your video interview Stuart and you came across superbly. No word salad – just “bam “ a straight answer…” Jun 9, 06:27
Mark Beggan on The Massive Face Of Truth: ““A starving Kittens Society…” Urgent help for homeless cats. Is run by Homeless paws. Please donate.” Jun 9, 06:06
Al-Stuart on The Massive Face Of Truth: “. Hi Stuart. I see the Scot-Goes-Gravy-Train grifter is slagging you off again. Fortunately, James Kelly has switched off the…” Jun 9, 05:37
Young Lochinvar on The Massive Face Of Truth: “MB Bumpkin; Aren’t you rampant Tories supposedly (self declared) tucked up in bed by now so you can rain scorn…” Jun 9, 03:44
Mark Beggan on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Catch 22. Is the movie. Yes I will take my time on that semi-reasonable reply you gave.” Jun 9, 03:06
Young Lochinvar on The Massive Face Of Truth: “MB I agree in great part with your rant. Indeed I do. However I don’t see how voting for the…” Jun 9, 02:50
Mark Beggan on The Massive Face Of Truth: “You still do not get it Lochy. Do you? If you stopped ranting for a minute and used the brain…” Jun 9, 02:16
Young Lochinvar on The Massive Face Of Truth: “MB How so? Their policies don’t reflect that.. Just sayin’ an that bumpkin.” Jun 9, 01:32
Young Lochinvar on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Jay I think you are a bit off yer mark there. HMcH is 1slam8phobic, through and through just like a…” Jun 9, 00:13
BH on In pursuit of clarity: “Flu Manchu and Dr WHO pulling bigger strings than Westminster.” Jun 8, 21:41
robertkknight on The Massive Face Of Truth: “I just want my Ceau?escu moment… After that, the SNP can finally disappear up it’s own behouchie. I’ll then happily…” Jun 8, 21:31
Mark Beggan on The Massive Face Of Truth: ““Reform voters still support independence” Totally True Rev. Thank you.” Jun 8, 19:37
Ronald Bennett on The Massive Face Of Truth: “I was a ‘Yes’ voter for the first (and only) referendum but changed sides when we voted to leave the…” Jun 8, 19:37
Jay on The Massive Face Of Truth: “YL, your stalker (Mc Hateful) maybe does not realise that he is an anti-semite but avoids facing the truth when…” Jun 8, 18:34
Young Lochinvar on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Meant to say, watched The Longest Day and big Tam fooling about as Flanagan carrying a mk 3 Bren gun…” Jun 8, 18:09
Young Lochinvar on The Massive Face Of Truth: “HMcH Oh I raised a glass alright, relatives were there. June 6th is very well known and hasn’t been airbrushed…” Jun 8, 17:42
Hatey McHateface on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Got to say, YL, absolutely jaw dropping to me that you let June 6th go by without raising a glass.…” Jun 8, 17:19