The SNP now seem to be involved in some sort of competition where they dare each other to come up with the most blatant insult to their own members and/or the wider independence movement and see just how much they can get people to put up with.
First up was this drivel:
Humza Yousaf is leader of the SNP, a political party whose defining purpose – arguably its SOLE real purpose – is the pursuit of Scottish independence, but his “vision for Scotland” didn’t include a single mention of it.
Instead, Yousaf intends to spend the next three years on “equality”, “opportunity” and “community”, three meaningless buzzwords which every political party on Earth would claim to be in favour of. He might as well have identified his key values as kittens, lollipops and hugs.
Once again, we’re dismayed to report that we called it right. Because last night SNP MSP Mairi McAllan, officially representing the party on Question Time, told a weary audience in Fort William that that was precisely the case.
And readers, if ever a policy has been tested in battle and found wanting, it’s that one.
Just over a year ago, Shona Robison – then the Cabinet Secretary For Social Justice, now the Deputy First Minister – told the Scottish Parliament this:
There now follow some quotes from the media regarding the case of Andrew Miller, aka Amy George, who yesterday admitted the kidnap and repeated sexual abuse of an 11-year-old girl at his home in Galashiels earlier this year.
But we’ve subsequently noticed a number of attempts by various people to muddy the story by talking about a “draft” warrant request, implying that there was no improper delay. So we checked up, and thought you might like to know how the process works.
Northcode on The Broken Rainbow: “I’m calling it, Geri. It’s not even noon and us liberty-seeking Scots in this place have already won the day…” May 15, 11:36
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: “His online site hoaching BTL with antisemitism and “river and sea” jihadists may or may not assist with that aim,…” May 15, 11:27
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: ““Absolutely ANYTHING AT ALL that doesn’t involve the English” My, Northy, so there will be no English spoken. Shame you…” May 15, 11:16
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: “Sure, Northy, and that’s why everybody on here is posting and responding in Scots.” May 15, 11:08
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: “Nice use of apostrophes, Geri. Still not taking lessons from you, though. Not after your call for portable gas chambers…” May 15, 11:06
Alf Baird on The Broken Rainbow: “And unlike the moaners here and the ouf-tae-King Charlie English croun and English soveranety takkin pensioned-aff SNP, Ambassador Murray has…” May 15, 10:52
Jamie on The Broken Rainbow: “Considering how many kids go to school in nappies nowadays, and nappies for 8 year old are also more popular…” May 15, 10:37
Geri on The Broken Rainbow: “Shiteface is a Nazi. Just yesterday he was cheering on Germany nearly destroying Europe until those pesky ‘Orcs’ captured Berlin.…” May 15, 10:03
Geri on The Broken Rainbow: “It’s cause it’s an English administration & we should refer back to it as such. It’s not a Scottish parliament.…” May 15, 09:40
Northcode on The Broken Rainbow: ““…outmoded language spoken, written and understood by only a minority of Scots. 55% of all Scots living in Scotland, and…” May 15, 09:37
sam on The Broken Rainbow: “Mulk monitors, not milk. Mulk was here long before milk” May 15, 09:32
Northcode on The Broken Rainbow: “My, the anti-Scot Inglis is strong in this one… and they are a royalist, too, I suspect. I’ve said it…” May 15, 09:14
Xaracen on The Broken Rainbow: “I posted an earlier version of the below in response to a youtube commenter who boldly asserted that the Union…” May 15, 09:09
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: ““aren’t even delivered in the Scots leid” It’s beyond parody that in the course of calling for something updated and…” May 15, 09:02
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: “If you want a republic, Northy, make your case for one. If you want an elected Head of State, Northy,…” May 15, 08:36
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: “Leave Anne alone instead. She doesn’t stink of Jeyes fluid.” May 15, 08:17
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: “@ Geri says: 14 May, 2026 at 11:59 pm “Then we grow up” Aw, Geri, just two more minutes and…” May 15, 07:44
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: ““ATLS got little to no MSM exposure” Jeezo, that one again. It’s the 21st century, even in the parochial, overlooked…” May 15, 07:37
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: “There’s been a lot of water under the bridge since 2021, Fearghas. I used to be a fan too. His…” May 15, 07:27
Hatey McHateface on The Broken Rainbow: ““32 entries so far on this page for that Hatey troll clown” Surely you mean FROM that Hatey troll clown?…” May 15, 07:18
Sven on The Broken Rainbow: “Off Topic. I don’t want Anne killed with hammers, and I hope the milk monitors leave Y Lochinvar alone.” May 15, 06:15
Willie on The Broken Rainbow: “No, some comments do not show. I’m not sure why. I recently posted some anodyne comments about whether reporting of…” May 15, 05:46
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Broken Rainbow: “Without questioning the validity of above expressed anger, it may – for balance – be timely to proffer a glimpse…” May 15, 01:41
Geri on The Broken Rainbow: “Anne, Just a heads up. There is a delay on posts appearing on this site. You have to give it…” May 15, 00:40
Del G on The Broken Rainbow: “Please could you analyse recent Westminster elections in the same fashion? % votes per party, no of seats, the no…” May 15, 00:40
Geri on The Broken Rainbow: “Wow Anne, I didn’t know that.” May 15, 00:30
Anne on The Broken Rainbow: “There was plenty of leafletting and campaigning however Craig did not communicate with anyone or offer to help in any…” May 15, 00:16
Anne on The Broken Rainbow: “There was plenty of leafletting and campaigning however Craig did not communicate with anyone or offer to help in any…” May 15, 00:15