We thought we might leave this here so that Scottish journalists could print it out and stick it on their monitors as a memory aid. It’s something they keep unaccountably forgetting for some reason.
You never know, it might just cheer them up a bit.
Joan McAlpine, SNP MSP for the South of Scotland, extensively documented at the weekend the obstructiveness of Labour councillors in Dumfries and Galloway, who in an attempt to score some SNP BAD points were refusing to inform their constituents about the Scottish Government’s £1500-per-household flood relief grants to help people cope after recent storms.
The councillors eventually backed down and informed hard-pressed householders and businesses of the help available, but today the issue was debated on the floor of the Holyrood chamber, and when Labour once again tried to make the issue party political, the Deputy First Minister ran out of patience.
We had a lot of requests for the footage, so there it is.
Despite what you may have read in the newspapers at the weekend (and then in the Daily Record a day later), Scotland was today rocked by the news that the SNP’s manifesto for this May’s general election in fact DOES contain a commitment to a second independence referendum within the term of the coming Scottish Parliament.
Who says so? Why, it’s Oliver Mundell, son of the only Conservative MP in Scotland and the Scottish Tory candidate for the Holyrood seat of Dumfriesshire, in a leaflet hitting the doorsteps of constituents in the Borders today.
As we noted on Tuesday, Scottish Labour’s opening election salvo for 2016 has been to blame the Scottish Government for unaffordable house prices.
Of the 450 most obvious flaws in that argument, not least the extraordinary efforts a 13-year Labour government went to to keep the housing bubble inflated, the one that caught our eye was that in the past three years we were regularly told of one thing that definitely WOULD bring prices down dramatically, but which Labour pathologically fought every step of the way.
If you’re primarily or solely contesting regional seats, and you’re chiefly (as seems to be the case) targeting people who are going to use their first vote for the SNP, “Vote for us so that we can provide strong opposition to the SNP” is a pretty weird pitch.
You’re basically asking people to use their second vote to cancel out their first. And that’s quite a tough angle to be trying to sell them. Just saying, like.
We suppose we shouldn’t technically be surprised that today’s newspapers carry no analysis whatsoever of Kezia Dugdale’s big speech yesterday detailing Scottish Labour’s first big election pledge – a £6000 handout to first-time home buyers.
After all, current polling suggests Scottish Labour have about as much chance of exerting any influence in the next Scottish Parliament as Lemmy has of posthumously winning the Eurovision Song Contest, so it doesn’t really matter if Kezia Dugdale promises every voter a free unicorn made of diamonds and glitter.
Still, if only for the mental exercise, it’s worth taking a look in detail.
The tweets below are all genuine, and taken from the Scottish Labour Twitter account earlier today during its live-tweeting of Kezia Dugdale’s speech. We’ve rarely heard a more compelling and concise argument for a Yes vote. We take our hats off to her.
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “Apologies for the question marks showing in the hyphenated text in my comments where a hyphen should show. I switched…” May 17, 15:14
Breastplate on The Land Of No Laws: “Southernbystander, as long as Scotland has its purse strings managed by another nation, it will remain a victim. How can…” May 17, 15:10
Southernbystander on The Land Of No Laws: “Er, I was just commenting on what you quoted: ‘Historian and author Professor Arthur Herman (born 1956 – American historian…” May 17, 15:03
Mark Beggan on The Land Of No Laws: “Try taking responsibility for your own life and stop blaming dead people.” May 17, 15:01
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “Here’s another: The Reduction of Complex Causality Fallacy Scotland’s intellectual explosion came from: Centuries of universal parish education, a Presbyterian…” May 17, 14:44
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: “Four ancient universities, universal literacy, a legal system older than England’s, and a philosophical tradition stretching back to Buchanan… and…” May 17, 14:32
George Ferguson on The Land Of No Laws: “Comprehensive article Stu. I don’t expect anything to change but an interesting take on Off the Ball about Dunfermline fans.…” May 17, 14:28
Young Lochinvar on The Land Of No Laws: “Once the ba’s oan the slates they should have nulled it and concluded the matter with a toss of a…” May 17, 14:16
Owen Mullions on The Land Of No Laws: “No excuses for the neds on the pitch but the referee Don Robertson has told the SPFL delegates that he…” May 17, 14:09
Southernbystander on The Land Of No Laws: “Tangentially – where do they get all this injury time from these days, and at the end of both halves?…” May 17, 14:08
Southernbystander on The Land Of No Laws: “It is a case of ‘is’ and ‘was a joke’ not being mutually exclusive. Scotland did punch above it weight…” May 17, 13:45
Lorncal on Steadying The Ship: “Northcode: that was funny. Such fine epithets have been said before now about psychopathic serial killers. Not saying that Dr…” May 17, 13:27
Captain Caveman on The Land Of No Laws: ““The Fallacy of Temporal Dismissal (Not a classical name, but used in modern argumentation theory)” I prefer the term Ancient…” May 17, 13:00
Willie on The Land Of No Laws: “That is exactly the point Le Blews. The Inverness match was stopped, the pitch was cleared and the match then…” May 17, 13:00
Breastplate on The Land Of No Laws: “I understand that, by the law of the game there should have been time added on for celebrations, for time…” May 17, 12:47
Campbell Clansman on Steadying The Ship: “Murray received 174 votes, finishing 7th. He was even outpolled by joke candidate “Bonnie Prince Bob.” That’s the reality of…” May 17, 12:43
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: ““It’s not the eighteenth century any more.” The Fallacy of Temporal Dismissal (Not a classical name, but used in modern…” May 17, 12:39
Dangermouse on The Land Of No Laws: “Could someone please explain what on earth yesterday’s events gas to do with the SFA, seeing as it’s an SPFL…” May 17, 12:12
Rev. Stuart Campbell on The Land Of No Laws: “So, no answers to the facts, then?” May 17, 11:35
Rev. Stuart Campbell on The Land Of No Laws: “It was offside back in the day, when the player who scored would have been deemed to have gained an…” May 17, 11:35
Rev. Stuart Campbell on The Land Of No Laws: “It’s not the eighteenth century any more.” May 17, 11:33
Rev. Stuart Campbell on The Land Of No Laws: ““You are entitled to believe what you like but the truth of the matter is there would have been zero…” May 17, 11:32
Confused on The Land Of No Laws: “I see hearts have “hibsed it” interesting tactic innovations 11-0-0 formation most of the game, then switching to 0-0-11 at…” May 17, 11:21
Effijy on The Land Of No Laws: “I’m neutral when it comes to the Old Firm Matches and thought that match officials wouldn’t show blatant bias for…” May 17, 11:20
Le Blews on The Land Of No Laws: “There was a situation up in Inverness a few weeks ago. Inverness were winning 2-1, when Hamilton got a penalty…” May 17, 11:14
Breastplate on The Land Of No Laws: “You are entitled to believe what you like but the truth of the matter is there would have been zero…” May 17, 11:08
Willie on The Land Of No Laws: “Fundamentally the issue is that you can have a pich invasion that stops a game and that decides who is…” May 17, 11:00
Northcode on The Land Of No Laws: ““We’re a joke of a country…” I disagree, but each tae thair ain thochts, eh? “How the Scots Invented the…” May 17, 10:57
Rev. Stuart Campbell on The Land Of No Laws: “And they’d have every right to whinge. “Unlikely” is what football is all about. You don’t end the game because…” May 17, 10:37