The National carried a strange article yesterday, apropos of seemingly nothing, about a Brussels-based political thinktank supposedly linked to the right-wing Prime Minister of Hungary, Viktor Orban. The piece actually originated on superwoke “fact-checking” site The Ferret a couple of days earlier, and professed to expose how the thinktank was “stoking Scotland’s culture war”.
Alert readers will already have pricked up their ears at this point, because “culture war” is a radical-left dogwhistle term used to obscure, belittle and dismiss groups (largely though not exclusively comprising left-wing feminists) fighting for the safeguarding of children and the protection of women’s and LGB rights.
As more horrific experiences from survivors of rape torture gangs surface from across the UK, we must focus not on knee-jerk political posturing but on the root cause that led to the failure of these children by our society.
Political inaction has now opened the door to inevitable political mileage, nurtured from stoking vengeance in a rightly-angered public. Those only interested in creating cultural conflicts no more support justice for survivors than those who allowed this abomination to fester by looking away or worse, covering up the problem.
For any functioning society, inflicting unimaginable pain on children on an alarming scale seems unimaginable. Yet, the evidence has been in front of us for years – so why has immediate action to ensure the safeguarding of children – and vulnerable adults – not been a pressing priority?
Any rational assessment of Scottish (or indeed UK or world) politics at the moment tends to be negative and depressing, so since it’s a new year we thought we’d make an extra-special effort at writing something positive.
Unfortunately that does require us to enter the realm of fantasy. But hey, everybody needs a little holiday from time to time, right?
Nobody really answered the question in this article from a few days ago. A few of the dimmer bulbs in the indy movement have been getting over-excited at what are still currently a couple of outlier polls from fringe polling companies, which suggest that the 2026 election could unexpectedly return a pro-indy majority due to the Unionist vote being split four ways in the wake of UK Labour’s implosion in government.
That scenario depends on all sorts of dubious propositions, but in any event what none of them have addressed is what that would change even if it did happen, given that Holyrood has a pro-indy majority RIGHT NOW (and has done so on every single day since the indyref more than a decade ago) and it’s produced nothing whatsoever in terms of movement towards independence by any possible measure.
And it occurred to us that we had genuinely no idea what the SNP’s current official indy strategy is, because the party’s been in such farcical chaos and turmoil ever since Nicola Sturgeon’s sudden resignation. So we thought we should go and check.
To be honest, we’re not much the wiser for having read it.
Look, we know that mocking front pages on The National is low-hanging fruit, and this particular example could hardly be any more of a self-parody if it tried.
But just for the sheer mental exercise in that stone-dead last week of December when nobody even knows what day it is, let’s imagine if it came true.
The Scottish Government just issued another response in the long-running Freedom Of Information battle with alert Wings reader Benjamin Harrop over its conspiracy to frame and imprison the late Alex Salmond on false charges. Here’s a genuine extract.
Since it was founded back in November 2011, Wings Over Scotland has been solely financed by its readers. The site has never carried any advertising, we have no secret corporate backers, everything we do is funded by transparent voluntary donations and subscriptions, mostly of a few pounds a month.
We have the freedom to write what we believe, thanks to you, our readers. And since those earliest days, opponents have tried to end that freedom by blocking our funding.
6 November 2024 was a normal sitting day in the Scottish Parliament, so we shouldn’t be surprised that Nicola Sturgeon spent the previous evening in London, watching a special screening of a dreadful BBC Three sitcom about – of course – drag queens.
But remarkably, though she must have been puffy-eyed and weary, the 6th was one of the few days when she did actually manage to turn up at Holyrood to do her job.
Peter McAvoy on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Just seen the video at the top of the article. We are fucked.” Aug 25, 02:05
Rev. Stuart Campbell on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““This video featuring the party’s MP Melanie Ward”” Aug 25, 01:42
Cynicus on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““… as is being reported, there are emails between very senior SNP and establishment discussing how woke and gender policies…” Aug 25, 00:49
Graf Midgehunter on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “She’s an imbicile Worse a Labour imbicile which is nearly as bad as an SNP imbicile Where’s the mealie puddin…” Aug 25, 00:19
Dramfineday on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “My Geography teacher, Mr Duncan in 1968, for one.” Aug 24, 23:20
Red on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““Scotland hasn’t got the highest energy prices in the world” Oh, it’s ‘only’ the fifth highest energy prices in the…” Aug 24, 23:01
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Scotland hasn’t got the highest energy prices in the world. That’s an easily verifiable fact. Quite a few of the…” Aug 24, 22:40
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Asking fer a mate. Fit’s the surest way tae mak ye cock the spandau? Haud oan noo. That’s nae a…” Aug 24, 22:30
Red on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Scotland 2026: A Fish Tale You go to order a fish supper. It costs £15 because of Labour’s employment taxes,…” Aug 24, 22:14
Confused on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “next up, she explains GERS www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd44JZsPrkc this is what the fragrant people eat https://archive.ph/pyNWz differnt kind of munchie box” Aug 24, 22:10
robertkknight on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Deep-fried patronising piece of sh*t of a broadcast. Vote for them? I’d rather smear myself in peanut butter and jump…” Aug 24, 22:07
Frank Gillougley on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “sorry , forgot to add the all important – ur whit? as it adds that somewhat desperate note of dependency” Aug 24, 22:03
Confused on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “my mate had this senile old labrador, a fat bastard to boot, that would aggressively obsessively try to hump your…” Aug 24, 21:55
Hatey McHateface on Before Action: “Twa an a hauf oors, W.W.W. Fit ye been dain a’ that time? As if we dinna ken. 🙂 Mind…” Aug 24, 21:46
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Where’s the pish-soaked, jakey tramp in the queue, ranting about hotpot not being available and accusing the boy behind him…” Aug 24, 21:39
Frank Gillougley on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Ur yoo, gaun tae gie me a pruscripshun, fur ma fuckin’ medikayshun?” Aug 24, 21:36
James on Before Action: ““Post something clever, original or relevant…” You first, Prick.” Aug 24, 21:36
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: ““decreased income, poor housing” Just as well uncontrolled immigration never contributed to these two. See what you should do, sam.…” Aug 24, 21:32
Oneliner on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “My bad – I got her confused with another one (Joani Reid). They all sound the same.” Aug 24, 21:31
Young Lochinvar on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Strange how she didn’t mention Messr McCrone to explain how we bought the bulk of all those slightly smaller fish…” Aug 24, 21:20
Oneliner on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Fish supper eh? I thought her man preferred Chinese.” Aug 24, 21:09
Calum on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “OMG, I can feel my intelligence shrinking in response to such utter pish. Well done Slab on reminding us that…” Aug 24, 20:58
sam on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/homenews/23018965.20-000-excess-deaths-scotland-linked-tory-austerity-policies/ “Scots researchers have calculated that between 2012-2019, almost 335,000 more people died than would have been expected across the…” Aug 24, 20:56
Confused on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “They should show someone ordering a fish supper, then getting a spam fritter because the guy in the queue in…” Aug 24, 20:56
msean on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Aye,it pools in London then shared by their rules.We can do better ourselves.” Aug 24, 20:54
willie on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Busted flush of a party bereft of any policy and beholden too to mother Labour Great Britain. The days of…” Aug 24, 20:47
Hatey McHateface on You’ll Have Had Your Supper: “Good spot. Fuck all about the dualling of the A96 too.” Aug 24, 20:41