We rarely do stat posts now, because readership has settled to a pretty steady level (generally bobbing between around 250,000 and 300,000 users a month) and we’ve run out of ways to blow our own trumpet. But we’re making an exception this month.
The snide, arrogant, pompous and casually factually-inaccurate comment above was made by a founder/editor of a rather less popular Scottish political website. And in the (statistically unlikely) event that you happened to read it and became concerned, we thought you’d like a little more information about our “ever-decreasing readership”.
There’s been a lot of chat on social media recently commenting on what seems to be a rather low-key approach to the Tory election fraud story.
Despite having the potential to cast the result of the UK general election into doubt, with dozens of Tory MPs under suspicion of being elected illegally, press coverage – particularly on the BBC – has been noticeably thin on the ground compared to, say, the days and weeks of sustained, new-content-free reporting on Michelle Thomson’s business affairs or Stewart Hosie and Angus MacNeil’s love lives.
(We learned very recently, of course, that the police still haven’t even spoken to Ms Thomson, over eight months after the allegations came to light.)
But even we were startled by this:
Yes, if you type “Tory election fraud”into the BBC website, the top result is for some unfathomable reason an article about Hosie and MacNeil, who are neither Tories nor under investigation for any kind of fraud.
Indeed, the current Tory election fraud story is nowhere to be found at all – the next most recent item on the page is from 2012 and about the Liberal Democrats.
We’ll leave readers to draw their own conclusions.
I was born to be a Rangers supporter. I had no real choice in the matter. My father was a Ger, as was his father and his father’s father. I was accepted that as soon as I was old enough to be lifted over a turnstile I would attend Ibrox, faithfully.
From 1964 (aged 5) I worshipped at the shrine of Rangers for almost three decades. Fortunately for me, my father was the least bigoted man you could wish to meet. His religions were the trade unions and Rangers. Because he wasn’t bigoted our next-door neighbour and dad’s friend used to take me to Parkhead to watch Celtic too, which I found thrilling as I was convinced the “Tims” could see right through me.
This caused me a bit of confusion at school, because some of my family were “Tims”. In fact my favourite aunty was a convert to Catholicism and was as devout and decent a Catholic as you will ever meet. The conflation of football and religion was as normal as the smog-filled air we breathed. It just was what it was. You were either Proddy Ranger or Timmy Celtic. It wasn’t to be questioned.
Except my dad questioned it, loudly and often. He tried to explain the wrongs of the situation to me many times. I remember asking him why he still was a Rangers man if he disliked the whole Proddy/Tim thing that went with it.
“They’re my team, son. The morons can’t change that”, he told me.
We’ll be honest, readers, we’re actually quite happy that the Tories are now the lead Unionist party in Scotland. Because after four and a half years, we’ve pretty much run out of things to say about the epic, unquenchable stupidity of Scottish Labour.
Of course, that Lamont should choose to blame the SNP for cuts coming down the line from the Tory government at Westminster (that only controls Scotland’s budget at all because Lamont and her colleagues campaigned for Scotland to remain in the UK) is no surprise.
But it’s the sheer jaw-dropping lack of self-awareness in that last line which lays bare the incredible inability of her pseudo-party to learn a single lesson from the revolution in Scottish politics that’s been going on for most of the last decade.
There’s been a lot of nonsense from both sides of the EU referendum campaign, but of all the terrible arguments for voting one way or the other, the worst has to be that the UK is not currently independent.
For supporters of Scottish independence, watching people claim the UK is not independent is like someone in Aberdeen who just had their disability benefits cut listening to a middle-class couple on a joint income of £100,000 moaning about paying a few hundred pounds a year more in council tax for their band H mansion in affluent Rubislaw Den South.
It’s particularly loathsome seeing the genuine arguments for Scottish independence being re-purposed by people who claimed they were invalid two years ago – no more so, perhaps, than in the case of George Galloway, the man who wants independence for every country in the world except his own.
The idea that the UK’s situation is comparable to Scotland’s is simply laughable, and since laughing is good for the soul, let’s look at a few points in detail.
Hatey McHateface on The Queer Parliament: “No such thing as a Yoon, Geri. How could there be, when there never was a Union? You really need…” May 23, 07:45
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Loving your ongoing linguistic developments, Geri. “fckn” “crms” “Naz” Any chance you could make like the ancient language bods and…” May 23, 07:34
Geri on Only An Excuse: “America is losing its empire because every foreign blow-in with a grudge going back fckn decades were allowed inside their…” May 23, 01:56
Geri on The Queer Parliament: “Shiteface “As our generous host evidences to us week after week after week, Scotland’s malady is tribalism. That leads to…” May 23, 00:23
Young Lochinvar on Only An Excuse: “I’mnogay McI’mnogayface @ 10.43 I shouldn’t even respond but if you have the steely patience to search back through your…” May 23, 00:01
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Come back the morn. Translate yer post frae jakey tae English.” May 22, 23:57
Bilbo on Only An Excuse: “Aye…Monroe Doctrine…” May 22, 23:44
Bilbo on Only An Excuse: “Is there are a glitch in the Matrix 😉” May 22, 23:40
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Fascinating stuff, Alf. So you’re saying Hechter essentially predicted last Saturday’s bourach. The basturt in the black was simply “tending…” May 22, 23:40
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Looks like Cuba is the next domino: https://unherd.com/newsroom/trumps-castro-indictment-will-turn-screws-on-cuban-regime/” May 22, 23:28
Alf Baird on Only An Excuse: “Colonial society implies colonial institutions and colonial mindsets. I mind us working class laddies playing fitba, and the cultural contrast…” May 22, 23:17
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “That’s more like it, Aul Lochnagar. Fill yer boots with some accusations of shirt lifting. There’s no readers can be…” May 22, 22:43
Young Lochinvar on Only An Excuse: “Bilbo @ 10.05 Subjects of no interest to Uncle Sam and Friends Of Is rye ale. No interest equals no…” May 22, 22:35
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Steady the buffs! Leave some Buckie for the other jakeys.” May 22, 22:26
Young Lochinvar on Only An Excuse: “I’mnogay McI’mnogayface @ 8.55 Oh dear.. You protest too loudly. 🙂 Yer gay pals giving you a hard time for…” May 22, 22:14
Bilbo on Only An Excuse: “I see that Main & co isn’t commenting on these topics. Hardly surprising, British nationalist thugs rioting. Different colours, same…” May 22, 22:05
Bilbo on Only An Excuse: “Ohhhh. I made a typo. I’m sure Main made a note or it. Not to worry, anyhooos he’ll be on…” May 22, 22:01
Bilbo on Only An Excuse: “Leave the yank wank shite to Main. He leaves it.” May 22, 21:45
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: ““business, charity or public service provider that took a wrong turn and started letting men who identify as women use…” May 22, 21:44
Hatey McHateface on The Queer Parliament: “Knock out post, Lorncal. A settled, consistent, serious majority in Scotland in favour of Independence cannot be denied. And would…” May 22, 21:36
Scot Finlayson on Only An Excuse: “Celtic v Dundee in the Cup in Feb, Celtic one goal down used all there subs 90 mins played, Tierney…” May 22, 21:19
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Only An Excuse: “‘SINGLE-SEX SPACES MUST BE SINGLE-SEX’, GOVT INSISTS IN FINALISED EHRC CODE OF PRACTICE Single-sex spaces are to be protected, with…” May 22, 21:04
Lorncal on The Queer Parliament: “Alf: Professor Robert Black did not challenge Crawford and Boyle as far as I am aware. If he did, then…” May 22, 21:04
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Why don’t you work up to broadcasting to the world about how emphatically and consistently heterosexual you are, Auld Lochnagar?…” May 22, 20:55
Hatey McHateface on The Queer Parliament: “Aren’t you colonised, Northy? You’ll be cringing roond this place then. Maybe I’m not understanding your posts because you persist…” May 22, 20:48
Northcode on The Queer Parliament: ““You’ve ignored my question…” I totally answered your question, fool. It’s not my fault your reading comprehension of your first…” May 22, 19:34
Young Lochinvar on Only An Excuse: “There’s been doubling down against criticism of the race of the actress chosen to play Helen of Troy in the…” May 22, 19:31
Hatey McHateface on The Queer Parliament: “Cheers, Northy. You’ve ignored my question, asked two of your own, and then provided verbose answers to your pair. I…” May 22, 19:05
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “What you should do, Martin, for the monumentally stupid, is derive a table of scored goal difference against elapsed time.…” May 22, 18:40
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Not only is English the lying language of the coloniser, but the majority of true Scots speak something else entirely.…” May 22, 18:29