We suspect that watching it will be profound waste of time and a grave danger to our monitor screens, but we’ll certainly at least tune in for the votes at the end, because which motion/amendment the Parliament puts its name to will be a revealing moment.
Some of our more alert readers may recall the events of four years ago this month, when a mob of SNP representatives all suddenly raged against the idea of (perfectly legally) “gaming” the Holyrood electoral system to produce a pro-indy supermajority.
Voters try to organise themselves to maximise their desired outcomes all the time (see various tactical-voting campaigns), and so do political parties – witness John Swinney’s current plans for a grand anti-Reform coalition. And of course, the SNP never objected to indy voters voting for a different party on the list if it was the Greens. The entire thing was just a poorly-disguised attack on Alba.
But even so, guess what? The rules just changed again.
It’s one of the most profoundly disappointing things about the last decade of Scottish politics that for about five minutes in 2015 we all thought that this awful dunderheaded foghorn was a bright new hope for the future.
In April 2021, the SNP were still the undisputed masters of all they surveyed. A poll conducted by Ipsos MORI that month showed them on 53% of the vote for the Scottish Parliament, a jawdropping 33 points ahead of their nearest rivals.
When the Holyrood election a month later was held, they won 64 seats, one more than they had done in 2016. Yet despite having led a minority government without any significant difficulties for the preceding five years, Nicola Sturgeon chose to invite the Greens to form a coalition with her party, and the effect that had on the public’s view of the government was… well, let’s see.
What with this poll apparently being such terrific news for John Swinney’s runaway popularity with the people of Scotland, readers might be wondering why SNP MSP Graeme Dey has apparently forgotten to include the actual figures or link to the source so that people can find out for themselves.
It’s taken me four weeks to write this, because I barely knew where to start.
Channel 4 showed the singular and vastly wonderful The Banshees Of Inisherin at the weekend, and as brilliant as it is in its own right, it also came loaded with all sorts of resonances and finally prodded me into action.
The equally singular and wonderful Jonathan Nash, who will be known to readers of this isolated and quiet island parish under a variety of names, died last month, of death. It was sudden yet expected, and in those respects very much the opposite of the man himself.
Welcome back to what will hopefully be normal service after we’ve been spending the last few days battling off a determined and temporarily successful attempt at hacking the site. Apologies to those who had clicks intercepted and redirected to a malware site which tried to get people to download dodgy .EXE files, but our readers are far too alert to ever fall for such things so no harm should have been done.
So back to business, which for us often means pointing out things that have been said in newspapers that aren’t true, which brings us to last Friday’s issue of The National.
A couple of days ago a reader asked on Twitter if we thought Reform, who continue to lead in UK opinion polling, might allow a second indyref if they actually got into power, as it would for obvious reasons be hypocritical of them not to. And to be frank we dismissed it out of hand, because Nigel Farage is the ultimate British nationalist, he’d have no obvious political reason to, and since when did hypocrisy bother politicians?
And then last night a longstanding Courier/Press & Journal reporter (who despite that is an all-round decent chap and indy supporter) tweeted this:
And actually, on further thought, that’s not the craziest idea at all.
The difficulty is that any minute now, someone is going to ask the beleaguered First Minister the staggeringly obvious question that arises from the fact, namely:
J Robertson on The Ever-Changing Lie: “My personal favourite has to be Beattie’s “woven through the accounts” bull. Can’t decide whether that reflects his stupidity or…” Jun 9, 14:42
Effijy on The Ever-Changing Lie: “How about the money has been in Ginger Bottle Deposits the whole time? Time to stop digging that hole they…” Jun 9, 14:29
Andouillette on The Ever-Changing Lie: “All of the above? Maybe we should just cut the crap and give the SNP a collective lobotomy, after all…” Jun 9, 14:07
James on In pursuit of clarity: “Fotrget the three tenors, we.ve got the three Unionist wankers with their clown wagons in a circle. Shot down in…” Jun 9, 14:06
robertkknight on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Honestly…you couldn’t make this shit up! Well, in saying that, it appears that the SNP are quite capable of making…” Jun 9, 13:31
Alf Baird on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Aye James, the people need to understand that the path to freedom cannot come via the colonizers laws or his…” Jun 9, 13:12
Andrew Kidd on The Ever-Changing Lie: “Murrell was stealing before the Indyref fund was set up.” Jun 9, 13:04
sydthesnake on The Ever-Changing Lie: “A big boy stole it, mysteriously unknown to us he gave it back, then stole it again, and then, I’m…” Jun 9, 13:02
James Che on The Massive Face Of Truth: “The downfall of the pretendy controlled Scottish parliament Act and controlled Scottish elections is something we should all be aiming…” Jun 9, 11:54
James Che on The Massive Face Of Truth: “The pretendy wee parliament obtains votes for the SNP in elections notably not by the grass roots independence people. As…” Jun 9, 11:40
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Being a school janitor is a highly responsible and thoroughly dignified job worthy of the public’s complete respect. I say…” Jun 9, 10:40
100%Yes on The Massive Face Of Truth: “For anyone interested, here is a video talking about a Westminster inquiry. Which if the SNP won’t do it then…” Jun 9, 10:00
100%Yes on The Massive Face Of Truth: “He only bring friction to the Indy movement. If it wasn’t for Independence who would know James Kelly, no one.…” Jun 9, 09:30
J Robertson on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Watched your video interview Stuart and you came across superbly. No word salad – just “bam “ a straight answer…” Jun 9, 06:27
Mark Beggan on The Massive Face Of Truth: ““A starving Kittens Society…” Urgent help for homeless cats. Is run by Homeless paws. Please donate.” Jun 9, 06:06
Al-Stuart on The Massive Face Of Truth: “. Hi Stuart. I see the Scot-Goes-Gravy-Train grifter is slagging you off again. Fortunately, James Kelly has switched off the…” Jun 9, 05:37
Young Lochinvar on The Massive Face Of Truth: “MB Bumpkin; Aren’t you rampant Tories supposedly (self declared) tucked up in bed by now so you can rain scorn…” Jun 9, 03:44
Mark Beggan on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Catch 22. Is the movie. Yes I will take my time on that semi-reasonable reply you gave.” Jun 9, 03:06
Young Lochinvar on The Massive Face Of Truth: “MB I agree in great part with your rant. Indeed I do. However I don’t see how voting for the…” Jun 9, 02:50
Mark Beggan on The Massive Face Of Truth: “You still do not get it Lochy. Do you? If you stopped ranting for a minute and used the brain…” Jun 9, 02:16
Young Lochinvar on The Massive Face Of Truth: “MB How so? Their policies don’t reflect that.. Just sayin’ an that bumpkin.” Jun 9, 01:32
Young Lochinvar on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Jay I think you are a bit off yer mark there. HMcH is 1slam8phobic, through and through just like a…” Jun 9, 00:13
BH on In pursuit of clarity: “Flu Manchu and Dr WHO pulling bigger strings than Westminster.” Jun 8, 21:41
robertkknight on The Massive Face Of Truth: “I just want my Ceau?escu moment… After that, the SNP can finally disappear up it’s own behouchie. I’ll then happily…” Jun 8, 21:31
Mark Beggan on The Massive Face Of Truth: ““Reform voters still support independence” Totally True Rev. Thank you.” Jun 8, 19:37
Ronald Bennett on The Massive Face Of Truth: “I was a ‘Yes’ voter for the first (and only) referendum but changed sides when we voted to leave the…” Jun 8, 19:37
Jay on The Massive Face Of Truth: “YL, your stalker (Mc Hateful) maybe does not realise that he is an anti-semite but avoids facing the truth when…” Jun 8, 18:34
Young Lochinvar on The Massive Face Of Truth: “Meant to say, watched The Longest Day and big Tam fooling about as Flanagan carrying a mk 3 Bren gun…” Jun 8, 18:09
Young Lochinvar on The Massive Face Of Truth: “HMcH Oh I raised a glass alright, relatives were there. June 6th is very well known and hasn’t been airbrushed…” Jun 8, 17:42