Many things about the session are disturbing, not least the incredibly one-sided nature of both the witnesses and the committee, none of whom seem to have even a token interest in challenging the claims of the witnesses, however absurd or contentious (eg that praying for someone is basically a form of torture).
The Scottish Government have just launched yet another nanny-state “healthy eating” intervention, and to be honest, readers, the cheap-shot open goals just queued up.
Our first instinct was to do a simple picture gallery of some of the insatiable pie-hounds squeezing their expenses-fed backsides onto the groaning, creaking benches and chairs of the Holyrood and Westminster parliaments, such as Kirsten “Elbows” Oswald (pictured above, slumped back under the sheer weight of her neck) – so known to other MPs because you get between her and a buffet at grave peril to your ribcage.
(And no, we’re not telling you which ones told us that.)
More than three months have passed since Alex Salmond launched a lawsuit against the Scottish Government for its grotesquely botched handling of false allegations of sexual misconduct against him.
With Scottish politics currently in a completely moribund state, as the party of government disintegrates shambolically and the main opposition party keeps its mouth shut and its head down in an attempt to not destroy its newfound and extremely fragile status as a credible alternative, one might imagine that the political media would be desperate for the case to get under way and provide them with some juicy content.
So it’s slightly surprising that none of them has noticed the latest development.
We’re reluctant to even mention the farcical, embarrassing goings-on in the House Of Commons last night, but the very short version is that the SNP somehow contrived to save Keir Starmer from an embarrassing mass rebellion of Labour MPs.
And in so far as anyone cared about them at all, the people of Gaza were the losers.
As the long-running police probe into SNP finances continues, Wings received some slightly surprising news today in the form of an FOI response.
Based on reports from various trustworthy sources we’d expected to hear that the police side of the investigation was by this point winding down somewhat, with most matters of fact already established, detectives assigned to other duties and the ball now largely in the court of the Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service (COPFS).
Because we’re still more than two years out from the next Holyrood election, and it’s really hard to see how it’s going to pan out. So let’s throw some figures around.
This is so freaky I had to check they weren’t quoting each other. It’s like a game show.
Just a couple of nice well-brought-up Hutchesons’ Grammar boys in smart suits, there, thinking the same, speaking the same, saying the same, and angling for the same job. (Which one of them now has, and the other may have soon.)
If there’s ever been a (branch office of a) political party that could somehow manage to blow it in Scotland against the burning trainwreck in a ditch full of sewage that is the SNP right now, it’s definitely Anas Sarwar’s hapless Scottish Labour.
Honestly, this stuff is comedy gold. But in a winner-takes-all dumb-off with Humza Yousaf’s SNP, it’s way too close to call.
Hatey McHateface on The Unbargain Bin: “The Observer’s Book Of Alphabetties” Nov 24, 10:28
Hatey McHateface on The Unbargain Bin: “FFS, Mia! Faced with the monstrous betrayal of Scotland’s honour, history and democracy that Yousaf as FM of Scotland embodied,…” Nov 24, 10:26
Hatey McHateface on The Unbargain Bin: ““The Scot Abroad” That’s one of yours isn’t it?” Nov 24, 10:15
diabloandco on The Unbargain Bin: “‘The Book Cooker , his Wife and the Yes Them’ P.Murrell” Nov 24, 09:59
sam on The Unbargain Bin: “The Imporrtance of being Honest – Nicola Sturgeon Guys and Dolls – Sandy Brindley and them others As I Lay…” Nov 24, 09:41
Hatey McHateface on The Unbargain Bin: “That’s great news, sarah, if true. Is it clear what currency we’ll be using? I expect forwards-thinking Scots will want…” Nov 24, 09:38
Hatey McHateface on The Unbargain Bin: “A wee birdie tells me you have a book of your own in the pipeline, Ros: “A Search For scotland”…” Nov 24, 09:25
gregor on The Unbargain Bin: “The Who: Life House: Bargain: “I’d gladly lose me to find you I’d gladly give up all I have To…” Nov 24, 08:16
James Gardner on The Unbargain Bin: “Susan Aitken hus wan tae…..” Nov 24, 00:11
Astonished on The Unbargain Bin: “Mac – Superb. Laughing my socks off.” Nov 23, 22:31
Astonished on The Unbargain Bin: “I am really hoping that one becomes a reality.” Nov 23, 22:28
sarah on The Unbargain Bin: “O/T Has anyone seen the latest Inde-Car you tube? Someone is getting excited because apparently Inde-Car says we’ll be independent…” Nov 23, 22:14
SteepBrae on The Unbargain Bin: “A Tangled Web Anonymous” Nov 23, 21:29
Young Lochinvar on The Unbargain Bin: “Yes They are certainly having their own wee Bud Light/ Democrats/ Jaguar/ NuSNP/ S Greens (aka the Khymer Vert) moment…” Nov 23, 21:16
Mac on The Unbargain Bin: “Tinker, Tailor, Tr@it0r, Cunt. By Angus Le Robertson.” Nov 23, 20:56
Young Lochinvar on The Unbargain Bin: “There have been some clever belters today but this one is my favourite.” Nov 23, 20:18
Dumbarton Rock on The Unbargain Bin: “Well if you put your brain in gear, maybe you’d be able to work it out. You could start with…” Nov 23, 20:13
Mark Beggan on The Unbargain Bin: “The case of the pregnant man. How to be a legend in your own toilet. And other stories Forwarded by…” Nov 23, 19:50
SteepBrae on The Unbargain Bin: “I Vow To Thee, My Country by Murray Foote” Nov 23, 19:32
Mia on The Unbargain Bin: “from the “I do not recall” series: “50 ways of deflecting a question” and from the “Professional dentistry” series: “how…” Nov 23, 19:24
Mia on The Unbargain Bin: ““Mission betrayal” Series Part 1: “The Stone of Destiny giveaway” by Humza Yousaf” Nov 23, 19:11
Oneliner on The Unbargain Bin: “The Fundlimundals of Politics: Jim Murphy Leak House: Liz Lloyd The Puppeteer’s Manual: Angus Robertson Scotland’s GDP – The Audited…” Nov 23, 19:10
twathater on The Unbargain Bin: “Why was I deported and ridiculed, by Maggie Chapman/he/her/them/those” Nov 23, 18:05
twathater on The Unbargain Bin: “The disappearing magic money trick performed and written by Nicoliar Amoral” Nov 23, 18:00
twathater on The Unbargain Bin: “Chris another belter of a toon , but you have serious competition on the book titles ,trust WOS readers and…” Nov 23, 17:55
TURABDIN on The Unbargain Bin: “HOW I STOPPED WORRYING AND LEARNED TO EMBRACE MY INNER UNIONIST. Baroness STURGEON of Dreghorn. Oy veh!” Nov 23, 17:54
Mia on The Unbargain Bin: ““The Ermine Scavenger” By Iain Blackford” Nov 23, 17:27
Republicofscotland on The Unbargain Bin: “So the greedy troughing treacherous b*stard Stephen Flynn – has now ruled out sticking his snout into two troughs one…” Nov 23, 17:25
Tenruh on The Unbargain Bin: “Liz Lloyd Mission Accomplished” Nov 23, 17:23