We now have the verdicts on Brexit from three of the UK’s four nations. The Scottish Parliament, speaking for the Scottish nation, voted overwhelmingly this afternoon to reject both Theresa May’s draft agreement and leaving the EU without a deal.
We’re on about Day 79 of NoScottishPoliticsNewsGate (today’s big “EXCLUSIVE!” in the Herald is something we told you about last Friday, and was also an “exclusive” in yesterday’s Scottish Sun), so we found ourselves getting diverted by something else in the papers this morning.
The Scottish Daily Mail had a piece on the cost of train journeys from Scotland, and living in Bath you don’t need to tell us how scandalously expensive British railways are compared to almost any other country in the Northern Hemisphere.
But the Mail is the Mail, and it couldn’t help distorting even an open-goal of a story like that until it had almost no relation to reality. And it’s a very useful illustration, should anybody need yet another one, of how this country’s newspapers vastly mislead their readers without actually technically lying.
At a time of unprecedented political chaos and uncertainty, just about the only thing you can still count on is that for any given situation, senior Labour figures will issue proclamations both firmly in favour of it and stoutly opposed to it, usually the same day.
So the stories below, which are respectively from today’s Scotsman and today’s Times, won’t come as much of a shock to anyone.
But against the odds, we think we’ve made some sense of it.
The front page lead of today’s Scottish Daily Mail:
As alert readers of this site will know, the Mail has a particular fondness for presenting statistics bereft of any context so that people have no idea how big or small they really are. So is 1,600 passengers a week receiving compensation for delays a lot or a little? Let’s find out.
All political discourse is plagued with genuine imbeciles, of course. But what’s far more depressing is when educated and normally perceptive people merely act like imbeciles for money, such as the case of Alex Massie in the Sunday Times today.
Because for the last two years, commentators who ought to know better have insisted in presenting Scotland’s choice as between Brexit or Brexit plus independence, and solemnly concluding that the uncertainties and risks of the latter being piled on top of those of the former prove that independence is no solution.
And we don’t care to have our intelligence insulted in that way.
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “And I read it. Looks like nae ither cant did!” Mar 6, 17:06
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: ““washing, managing toilet needs” I wonder how many claimants post regularly on here.” Mar 6, 17:00
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Every time you post one of these I get a mental image of you being humiliated and knocked back at…” Mar 6, 16:58
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Deal with it, Cynicus, they’re not going to be herded, two by two, into the gas chambers a second time.…” Mar 6, 16:48
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Does President Trump believe he’s a thousand year old, space traveling Pict, Northy? Naw? Then he’s not as utterly insane…” Mar 6, 16:36
agentx on Scotland’s Most Frightened: ““ADP can be worth up to £10,000 a year tax-free and is designed to support people who need help with…” Mar 6, 15:58
TURABDIN on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “apologies….defective link. https://archive.is/CoRTW” Mar 6, 15:54
TURABDIN on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “FOR INFORMATION: https://web.archive.org/web/20241202043621/https://” Mar 6, 15:24
Young Lochinvar on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Sally Donald to repay £20k benefits. Not so cocky now eh?” Mar 6, 14:51
Mark Beggan on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Do you find it difficult to sleep at night? Waking in cold sweats? Do you find yourself typing frantically, tripping…” Mar 6, 14:22
Confused on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “people get overheated about “zinism!” (is bad mkay) like it was something; but this is a bit like obsessing over…” Mar 6, 13:54
Confused on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “I spy for China. At least I tried to. Told them loads – – faslane is full of nukes -…” Mar 6, 13:48
Cynicus on Scotland’s Most Frightened: ““Trump is the greatest president since George Washington.”-Mark Beggan ============ Washington, it is said, couldn’t tell a lie. The same…” Mar 6, 13:31
Mark Beggan on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “God Bless the President of the United States of America. Trump is the greatest president since George Washington. God Bless…” Mar 6, 12:44
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “The ‘INSIDE TRUMP’S HEAD’ commentaries with Joanna Coles and Michael Wolff are worth dropping in on: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa4wH_7fDjI” Mar 6, 12:15
Cynicus on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Let us be clear about who is responsible for the conflagration in the Middle East: the pantomime horse USRAEL, certainly.…” Mar 6, 11:58
Alf Baird on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Yes Northcode, ‘unity’ is imperative if an oppressed people are to succeed in the critical final phase of decolonization. Alba…” Mar 6, 11:55
sam on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “More bad than mad. Trump is said to have had mob connections in his early business days – Gambino and…” Mar 6, 11:38
TURABDIN on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “DONALD TRUMP is physically & mentally «unwell» it is the nurses tending him we ought to be concerned with. They…” Mar 6, 10:52
Northcode on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “I made a rhyme from Scots words: Ach, aw the dyte and daupit wha wander thru a place. Wir ne’er…” Mar 6, 10:46
Alf Baird on Scotland’s Most Frightened: ““So there is no such thing as Scots Law” Institutions in a colony serve only the Imperial Crown. Simply because…” Mar 6, 10:35
Northcode on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “If, as Chris Taylor tells us, Hell is the impossibility of reason… then we are all living in Hell right…” Mar 6, 10:00
Willie on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “You are right Northcote that the enemy is within us. It is in every one of us to a greater…” Mar 6, 09:25
Mark Beggan on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “According to AI the inbreeding in some muslim communities is as high as 60% which results in a severe weakening…” Mar 6, 08:22
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “An interesting discussion on the codification of two-tier treatment under law by Starmer’s government: https://unherd.com/newsroom/labours-islamophobia-definition-deserves-to-die/ It seems that if you…” Mar 6, 07:54
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Nae probs, Northy, ah’m foand o purposes an a’. Dolphins an muckle whales tae.” Mar 6, 07:20
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: ““Scots remain subject only to English governance and English laws” So there is no such thing as Scots Law, Alf?…” Mar 6, 07:16
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: ““Immigration […] generally within its legal and social framework” There you go, Northy, the words in your own post that…” Mar 6, 07:07
Young Lochinvar on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “HMcH What do you call it? A skid mark?? And no deflection by projection for once eh?! Posted in the…” Mar 6, 04:08
Cynicus on Scotland’s Most Frightened: ““Doha where my parents live is in semi lockdown. People are scared to go out. The mood is growing anti…” Mar 6, 02:06