Eight hours, 24 minutes 438
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February 26, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We’ll have some comment on that for you when we’ve prised our jaw off the floor.
Archive for the ‘wtf’
Stretch goal 85
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February 18, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
If we should be fortunate enough to exceed the target in our imminent fundraiser, readers, we promise we’ll use any extra money to try to make this happen.
Suborned i-nation 131
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February 17, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
In truth, the “Better Together” campaign jumped the shark a long time ago. Whether it was #500questions, or the mobile-phone roaming charges story (the moment when even a supportive media started saying “Oh, come on”), or any of literally dozens of others, the fact of the matter is that it’s been engaged for at least a year now in some sort of 110m Shark Hurdling event.
Or perhaps some sort of Shark Pentathlon, starting with a Shark Long Jump, followed by the Shark Hurdles, Shark High Jump, Shark Triple Jump and culminating in a Shark Pole Vault. Frankly, on current form the only way the No campaign could get any more clearance over the shark is with a nuclear-powered pogo stick.
But still, you have to admire the way they keep trying for a new record.
The St Valentine’s Day Massacres 131
Posted on
February 14, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Can’t wait to read these two stories in the morning.
Goodnight, readers.
Trouble with numbers 73
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January 27, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We’re not sure which of The Scotsman and Murdo Fraser of the Scottish Conservatives was most confused this morning. Reporting on the second half of its intriguing ICM poll (which put the gap between Yes and No votes as low as six points), the paper publishes some data about the attitude of Scots to the EU.
Excluding don’t knows, the results provide a clear 16-point margin for Scotland remaining in Europe, at 58% to 42%. (The raw numbers put it only slightly lower, at 46 to 33.) But for some odd reason the newspaper chooses to reveal this vote of confidence under the bafflingly negative headline “A third of Scots would back exit from EU”, without even an “only” in there to reflect the implication of the stats.
Weirder still is Murdo Fraser’s reaction, though.
Panic stations 115
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January 18, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
When we started the week with news of the UK government’s statement on debt, we wondered aloud whether it would be a game-changing moment. Judging by the No camp’s reaction since then, shrieking and flailing and lashing out blindly in all directions simultaneously, our question’s been answered.
It’s been hard to keep track of it all, but we’ll have a go.
Yet more blackouts 78
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January 14, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
This is hereditary Westminster Labour MP Anas Sarwar in yesterday’s Evening Times:
Hang on – “rallies”? Were we watching the wrong channel when we missed the tens of thousands of people packing the streets for the Great Rally Of The Union? Were we passed out in a cupboard for the whole time when the Anas Sarwar Evangelical Roadshow filled football stadia in every corner of the land with crazed disciples waving Union Jacks and chanting “POOL AND SHARE! POOL AND SHARE!”?
Rallies? What on Earth is the truth-averse wee twerp talking about? We need a doctor.
What did we miss? 98
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January 06, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
It’s our own fault for reading a Brian Monteith column in the Scotsman, but:
Hang on – Alex Salmond did what now? As far as we know, if you’re on the Scottish electoral register you get a vote in the referendum. What happened? Which “tens of thousands of people” are we talking about here? Shouldn’t this have been in the news or something? We hate trying to catch up after the holidays.
Not all information wants to be free 71
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December 13, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We got a letter from the Foreign & Commonwealth Office today. We opened it, read it, and – if we might paraphrase for a moment – it said we were suckers.
One way of putting it 52
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December 02, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
If we’re being honest, Irish Times, it’s not the phrase we’d have chosen:
Another late entry 107
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October 21, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
And this one might just take the entire cake stand and banana hanger.
It’s former Tory MP and junior minister Edwina Currie, speaking about someone called “Alex Salmon” on Radio 5’s Stephen Nolan show on Saturday. (From 2h 16m on that iPlayer link.) We do recommend listening to all six-and-a-half minutes. It sets a very high standard from the off, but somehow maintains it the whole way through. Enjoy.
