Tonight somebody’s sent us a copy of the SNP’s official Social Media Policy, which is exactly the sort of awful corporate wonk-drivel you’d probably expect it to be.
Our favourite part was this masterpiece of unrememberable gibberish in the vein of the Scottish Government’s hopeless “FACTS” slogan (honestly, without going and looking can you remember what ANY of the letters represent?) for the coronavirus :
And here’s a tweet from earlier today from a prospective SNP candidate:
We’re not sure which of the letters that conforms to.
Alert readers will have noticed by now that while we were at the dentist getting rid of all our excess money, the Fabiani inquiry has published Alex Salmond’s written evidence submission, ahead of his in-person appearance currently scheduled for next week.
We’re feeling a bit confused this morning, readers. Maybe someone can help.
Below is the key part of the letter sent by the Clerks of the Scottish Parliament, acting on behalf of the Fabiani committee, to the Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service (COPFS) a week and a half ago, requesting material for their investigation into the Scottish Government’s botched handling of false allegations against Alex Salmond.
As we’d told you at the time, the request was a sham, designed to produce nothing of any value, because it carefully excluded the only person whose communications with Sue Ruddick were actually of relevance – SNP chief executive Peter Murrell.
(Murrell being an employee of the party, NOT a member of the Scottish Government, a civil servant or a special adviser.)
Readers, we swear to you we are not making this up. What you’re about to read are genuine extracts from the SNP’s official new (probably illegal) Equalities Mechanism explanatory note, detailing what does and doesn’t count as a disability when it comes to jumping the queue for a regional list nomination.
And straight away it’s a real punch in the gut for firestarters, muggers, rapists, flashers and, in most cases, hay-fever sufferers. THIS BIGOTRY WILL NOT STAND.
Having never been part of a political party, an area where Wings lacks expertise is in understanding the nuts and bolts of their operation, and how a party’s rules can be used to usurp their members’ power. We’re delighted to have someone equipped to provide a valuable insight into how that’s happened to the SNP in the last two years.
The following line is still a definitive statement in the SNP constitution:
“National Conference is the supreme governing and policy-making body of the Party.”
But in practice it is no longer the case. The 2018 redraft of the constitution centralised power in the Leader and in the NEC. The party Leader has sole and total power over policy – both in the manifesto and in government – and the NEC has sole power over who represents the party and what they are allowed to say.
So in effect, since 2018 the party elite – not the membership – has ruled the SNP.
Something most people don’t know about the infamous Spanish Inquisition is that it was never the Catholic Church that actually executed heretics. Particularly if a prisoner had refused to confess their vile heresy even under torture, the Church instead handed them over to the “mercy” of the state to deliver their end.
So SNP MP Kirsty Blackman (or as we understand some are already calling her, “the Tiny Torquemada“) would have fitted right in with it.
Or more likely, they just wanted to try to bury all of their skeletons at once in a single giant avalanche of crookedness. But either way, enough is enough. Criminals accused of perjury don’t get to decide if they’ll answer for their lies or not.
The Fabiani committee has the power to compel witnesses to attend. They must now use that power without further delay, or they must call on the police to arrest the SNP’s chief executive immediately and drag him into an interview room by his ears if need be with a solicitor in attendance. (Doubtless also paid for by SNP members.)
Scotland is not GoodFellas. Nobody is above the law. Stop this damn rot now.
The reaction to it was absolutely explosive. Half of the Parliamentary SNP spent the whole night running around social media frantically firefighting their own members, who were absolutely furious about what they’d just discovered. Poisonous abuse from the party’s woke faction poured out like never before. We got called every kind of bigot under the sun by SNP officeholders.
(The article, of course, made no mention of any sort of bisexual people, Jewish people, trans people or women as a group, let alone actually being prejudiced against anyone. Ironically just about the only kind of prejudice that wasn’t alleged was ageism, possibly because it might have looked a smidge too ironic coming from a bunch of bedwetting children whose core ideological stance is that anyone over 29 is a Nazi.)
But there was one thing you DIDN’T read amid the torrents of hate.
You didn’t read anyone saying a single word of the post was untrue.
We don’t yet know what happened regarding the supposed definition of transphobia – our source thinks that it may have been postponed due to not being able to get the required 2/3 vote for an emergency agenda item.
But we know that something even madder DID happen.
Angus on Cowering From Destiny: “The SNP long ago replaced the BBC as the number one enemy of Scottish independence. Its former leader fled to…” Sep 25, 04:16
robertkknight on Cowering From Destiny: “The SNP seeking (allegedly) Indy is your ultimate example of Turkeys voting for Christmas. Which is why they’re not in…” Sep 24, 23:43
Cynicus on Cowering From Destiny: ““FURFUCKSZAKE Anyway, having had enough of all this bollocks, I joined the monastery today.” =========== NOT The Trappist order, I…” Sep 24, 23:34
Lorncal on Cowering From Destiny: “Between 25 and 30 now. The total rises every day. Three have already gained outline planning permission. The Central Belt…” Sep 24, 22:04
gm on Cowering From Destiny: “These so called and sometimes self described left wing politicians seem to despise the native poor and the working class?…” Sep 24, 21:59
Lorncal on Cowering From Destiny: “You think, Wally? Yes, Scots can get jobs anywhere, except in Scotland – certainly not the high heid ones.” Sep 24, 21:49
gm on Cowering From Destiny: “Liberals man not left wingers. The individual and self interest over the people and the common good. More that way…” Sep 24, 21:47
Red on Cowering From Destiny: “Data centres employ tiny numbers of people. They only need a handful of junior techies (not very well paid IT…” Sep 24, 20:39
Aidan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Aye so that’s it then Alf – Scotland is geographically contiguous with rUK and therefore cannot be an NSGT.” Sep 24, 20:25
Red on Cowering From Destiny: “I’m glad someone else agrees Susan Aitken could benefit from losing weight. Fascist!” Sep 24, 20:04
Alf Baird on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““land border between England and Scotland” Indeed there is such a border, and that’s no doubt why the geographic area…” Sep 24, 19:57
Wally Jumblatt on Cowering From Destiny: “AI jobs won’t go to Scots? We get everywhere around the world and rise to high levels cos our talent,…” Sep 24, 19:10
Campbell Clansman on Cowering From Destiny: “The SNP’s leadership is for Leftism, first and foremost. Indy is NOT their number one priority.” Sep 24, 18:47
Spartan 117 on Cowering From Destiny: ““Enjoy watching a stand alone England ruled by Trump style absurdity and corruption” You seem to miss that we’re already…” Sep 24, 18:21
Colin Alexander on Cowering From Destiny: “A Freedom of Information (FOI) response from the Electoral Commission about the SNP indyref and indy booklet fundraisers monies and…” Sep 24, 18:19
Captain Caveman on Cowering From Destiny: “Tsk tsk, Spartan. Oh dear! It would appear that you are FAR RIGHT. Take yourself off to the reprogramming booth…” Sep 24, 18:17
Frank Gillougley on Cowering From Destiny: “All smoke and mirrors as per the usual… And ‘we’ go round and round and round in the circle game.…” Sep 24, 18:15
Spartan 117 on Cowering From Destiny: “Blimey, and I thought *I* was being sarcastic. Well said Red. We think alike.” Sep 24, 18:07
Spartan 117 on Cowering From Destiny: ““What’s not to like?” We can’t have the little people happy and *enjoying* themselves, can we. No, instead we *really*…” Sep 24, 17:59
Red on Cowering From Destiny: “We’ve got to keep Farage out, because he wants to reduce immigration and also enforce border laws, and that’s what…” Sep 24, 17:40
Ross on Cowering From Destiny: “They can hardly appear to welcome a Reform govt. Or indeed want one as it would be bad for everyone.…” Sep 24, 16:50
MaryB on Cowering From Destiny: “There’s a new Facebook called ‘whynotscotland.com’ looking at all the reasons to support independence. (Not to be confused with Why…” Sep 24, 16:26
Captain Caveman on Cowering From Destiny: ““Farage is a disruptor and represents a significant threat to The Blob of Fabians, Scroungers and Crooks, which the SNP…” Sep 24, 16:16
Spartan 117 on Cowering From Destiny: “Farage is a disruptor and represents a significant threat to The Blob of Fabians, Scroungers and Crooks, which the SNP…” Sep 24, 15:50
Northcode on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “Aidan’s breakdown of the salt-water rule is exactly right, and it dovetails with the UN procedural constraints I set out…” Sep 24, 15:36
Aidan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: ““Everyone knows Scotland is geographically separate from England” – Really Sam, everyone knows there is no land border between England…” Sep 24, 15:21
Aidan on His Majesty’s Loyal Sabre: “The analysis you have provided there is wrong Alf, in respect of the four examples you have given each time…” Sep 24, 15:10
Lorncal on Cowering From Destiny: “Spot on, Turabdin. Take all autonomy away from the local areas. It is at this level that resistance is often…” Sep 24, 14:58
Lorncal on Cowering From Destiny: “Until a majority of Scots get it through their brain box that independence and only independence has any chance of…” Sep 24, 14:54