Way back in December 2019, when the SNP were once more returned triumphant, the mantra chant was of an independence referendum the coming autumn. Of course, coronavirus consumed 2020 but the reality was a referendum was never coming that year, irrespective of rhetoric. Neither planning, policy nor even funding was in place.
And those leading the chant, in Parliament or in public, knew it.
Now there’s come a new year, but sadly not a new dawn. The mantra chant simply moved on to the referendum being autumn this year. Again it was dutifully proclaimed in Parliament and public, long beyond the point of any credibility. And once again, the likelihood of it being held is all but nil unless strategy changes.
We’re not entirely sure why the SNP’s charade of a “National Assembly” over indyref strategy is still going on today at all, since the party pre-announced the outcome of it on Friday night. But just in case you were wondering:
This morning on the Andrew Marr show, Nicola Sturgeon had accused Boris Johnson of being “frightened of democracy”. We hope the members of her party who spent six quid on a pass to be allowed to attend an online rubber-stamping session they weren’t even allowed to comment on appreciate the irony.
If you were to poll us on which of the two signs below we preferred, we’d definitely vote for the one on the left. It’s a lot more eye-catching, it’s easier to read and the strong use of red makes it much clearer that a prohibition is in place.
But here’s the thing: we wouldn’t go to jail over the choice.
It’s hard to keep up with developments in Scottish politics these days, readers. We told you January 2021 was going to be a pivotal and explosive month but there’s been more going on than even we expected, and that’s despite the fact that Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon’s appearances before the Fabiani committee now both look like being pushed back to February.
So our apologies if we have to give some things rather more cursory coverage than they might ordinarily merit, or cram several stories into one post. For example, we’re just going to link you to solicitor advocate Gordon Dangerfield’s appearance yesterday on the Tommy Sheridan podcast, even though he said this non-trivial thing on it:
Sky News had a breaking report tonight about a person they couldn’t name.
Was it The Woman Whose Name You Can’t Say? We couldn’t tell you even if we knew, readers. And we can’t tell you whether we do or not. Sky carefully avoided even saying what sex the person was, and you’d have to be quite an alert viewer to notice any of the hints they dropped in the piece. We’ve said enough. You’re on your own now.
As ever, please do not commit contempt of court in the comments.
This is definitely fine and not at all suspicious.
Geoff Aberdein is the man whose evidence could destroy the First Minister. We know he’s already told the High Court under oath that he had a meeting with Nicola Sturgeon on 29 March 2018 to discuss the Salmond affair.
Which of those accounts is correct will determine whether the First Minister was lying to Parliament deliberately and whether she has to resign under the Ministerial Code.
But now, not only will Aberdein – the single most important figure in the entire inquiry – NOT be called as a witness, but the public will not be allowed to see even a redacted version of his written testimony so that they can judge who’s telling the truth.
What conceivable reason could there be for that? How could either “The meeting was arranged in advance and we talked about the allegations” or “I was in visiting someone else and just popped my head round the door briefly to say hi” ever need to be a state secret the Scottish public mustn’t know? And yet it is.
No cover-up here, folks. All open and transparent and above board. There’s definitely nothing going on that the Scottish Government desperately wants to hide from you. It’s all fine. Ssssshhhh, now. Sssshhhh for Nicola like good little boys and girls. Write another of your nice wee blogs about how Boris Johnson will just give in for no reason and independence is inevitable. But no questions. Definitely no questions.
In addition to the Survation poll that was in the field last week and which we’ve been reporting on, there was also a Panelbase one going round at the same time.
(It’s as yet unpublished, and having been sent a few of the… interesting questions in it by some people who took the poll we’re very excited to find out who commissioned it. Our money is on either George Galloway’s furious new list party – which incidentally just had its registration refused again by the Electoral Commission – or the collection of anonymous hyper-Unionist nutters ironically calling themselves “The Majority”.)
But as the opportunity was there we slipped a couple of questions of our own in too, and the findings from one of them were pretty dramatic.
GB on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “and now Dorothy Bain has been appointed as a Judge according to the Herald” Jul 2, 19:50
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Tuning In The Shine: “A speaker of Irish would most likely pronounce the name as: “Ma-gila-WAAN” Some no doubt would say “VAAN” (as would…” Jul 2, 19:40
BigJay on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I note that the former Lord Advocate has received a suitable reward for her sterling service in the role. The…” Jul 2, 19:10
100%Yes on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “A deal has been agreed Peter would admit A and B-Z would be ignored. What no one expect was a…” Jul 2, 18:58
100%Yes on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Sarah, is it a case no one is prepared to put their name to it!!” Jul 2, 18:51
Mike on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Rev, curious to know what options are on the table? Much like the Indy Referendum and WM repeatedly saying no,…” Jul 2, 18:47
Scotspine on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “COPFS are simply going to tough this out. They dont answer to anyone……well maybe except some folk in Thames House,…” Jul 2, 18:47
Potace on Tuning In The Shine: “Martin Guissler jumping to the defence of St Nicola. Colour me shocked” Jul 2, 18:33
joolz on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “£660k+ was donated and acknowledged. The money has gone. John Swinney says it was spent. John Swinney refuses to show…” Jul 2, 18:25
Karen on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “So put in a complaint naming Nicoliar, LLB, who knows what ring-fenced means, and has been taught how to read…” Jul 2, 18:13
MP on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Quite – if you raise money to ‘ring fence’ it for a specific purpose, referendum campaign, and then you decide…” Jul 2, 18:05
Iain mhor on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Oh, so they uncovered evidence of embezzlement then. Well that’s interesting. Certainly I’ve read the sentence a couple of times…” Jul 2, 17:37
Andy Wiltshire on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I see you have had another anonymous communication. Unless of course there really is a Mr Enquiry Point.” Jul 2, 17:36
GM on Tuning In The Shine: “That has come into my head ss well Ian. He evidently had a good job in Banking (international banking evidently).…” Jul 2, 17:30
sarah on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Thank you, Rev. At least you’ve got the facts at your fingertips and it’s a straightforward matter so you don’t…” Jul 2, 17:28
Rev. Stuart Campbell on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““If you say ‘The purpose for which the money was raised was to fund an independence campaign at some unknown…” Jul 2, 17:28
Tartan Tory on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I’m paraphrasing here: “We know exactly what’s gone on and we don’t want to pursue it because….. ALL Hail Saint…” Jul 2, 17:27
Frank Waring on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I think the problem will be this: If you say ‘The purpose for which the money was raised was to…” Jul 2, 17:27
Rev. Stuart Campbell on Tuning In The Shine: “Wow, I was a LONG way out, then.” Jul 2, 17:17
Hatey McHateface on Tuning In The Shine: ““no proper newspapers support independence” Ouch! That “proper” will sting over at The National.” Jul 2, 17:13
Effijy on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Unbelievable! A completely insulting reply that ignores the blatant fact that a crime has been committed and the person or…” Jul 2, 17:08
MARTIN on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I think a Judicial Review might end up being the only way to prove it was fraud if COPFS and…” Jul 2, 17:08
Jas on Tuning In The Shine: “Not long before ‘Strictly’ calls?” Jul 2, 16:12
gastrocnemius on Tuning In The Shine: “The anglicised version of Mac Giolla Bháin is McElwaine, with the emphasis on the Mc, not the El” Jul 2, 16:04
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Strike A Pose, There’s Nothing To It: “Confused (2 July 9.59am) writes: “Spook HQ in Glasgow is Kentigern House” ————————- KENTIGERN etymology. Saint’s formal name, also affectionately…” Jul 2, 16:02
Young Lochinvar on Tuning In The Shine: “Er ye go, the assertions been made so over to you John Swinney – move into and live in a…” Jul 2, 15:52
joolz on Tuning In The Shine: ““John Swinney would live in a cave for independence” but he won’t be honest about money. He can’t claim the…” Jul 2, 15:48
Ian Smith on Tuning In The Shine: “I cannot understand why Beattie stood again, (never mind why anyone would vote for him again) if not that he…” Jul 2, 15:35