This is Robert Hutton – UK political correspondent for Bloomberg News and author of the book “Would They Lie To You?” – and former Labour spin doctor Damien McBride on Radio 4 this morning, discussing the fate of Alistair Carmichael.
Michelle Mone, the titular head of a loss-making underwear company mostly owned by a shady Sri Lankan business group, who’s spent much of the last eight years trying to blackmail Scots by threatening to punish them with hundreds of job losses if they don’t vote the way she tells them to, has a 1400-word whine/house advert in the MoS today about how beastly cybernats have forced her to finally move to England.
Who wants to be the one to break it to her that they have Twitter in England too?
In its kneejerk “SNP BAD” reaction to the Alistair Carmichael affair, the Unionist establishment – politicians and media alike – has furiously tried to divert attention from Carmichael’s smear and attempted cover-up by harking back to an incident in 2012, when the press gave vast amounts of coverage to a claim that Alex Salmond had “lied” about legal advice regarding an independent Scotland’s EU membership.
An alert reader today drew our attention to a detail we’d missed in a recent article in the Shetland News. It concerned Alistair Carmichael’s leaking of a false memo in order to smear Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP while the Orkney & Shetland MP was still Secretary of State for Scotland, and took the form of a quote from Carmichael’s Holyrood counterpart Tavish Scott, MSP for Shetland:
Most of today’s papers quote an unnamed Scotland Office spokesman on the subject of the Scotland Bill 2015, and in particular its clauses concerning welfare powers:
Earlier today we noted that the indyref had empowered the Scottish people to an extent that they seemed very reluctant to give up on. But plutocracies don’t become the establishment by giving up their thrones lightly, and so today we get this:
The above is a passage we selected completely at random from the Scotland Bill 2015, the administrative manifestation of “The Vow” and the Smith Commission. It’s entirely typical of the full 77-page document (PDF), which is essentially an unreadable wordspew completely impenetrable to normal people. And that’s no accident.
Many of you won’t have seen this quite extraordinary performance from the Guardian’s assistant editor Michael White on last night’s Scotland Tonight, and you really should.
“Just go on the radio, play it all with a dead bat, fob them off with some bland waffle and kill the story”, the Lib Dems will have said to Sir Malcolm Bruce this morning.
Scottish Lib Dem leader Willie Rennie – a man who was at the heart of the “MemoGate” smear, quoted prominently in almost all the media coverage of the untrue slur against Nicola Sturgeon – has offered the opinion that former Secretary of State for Scotland Alistair Carmichael deserves a “second chance” after admitting being behind the fabricated story and then brazenly lying about it on national TV.
We agree with Mr Rennie.
We believe that Mr Carmichael deserves a second chance to be elected, but this time honestly. The only way that can happen is if he is removed as an MP and given the opportunity to present himself to the electorate again in the light of the revelations. If the voters of Orkney & Shetland weigh up all the facts and conclude that on balance Alistair Carmichael should continue to represent them in Parliament, fair enough.
We therefore draw readers’ attention to the above campaign which has been launched by some of Mr Carmichael’s constituents, which seeks to raise the money required to issue a legal challenge to his election as an MP earlier this month, on the grounds that his narrow 817-vote victory was gained on the basis of lying to voters and covering up that lie until after the election, which may constitute an offence under the Representation of the People Act 1983.
The campaign requires just £6,000 to file the complaint, with the rest of the target sum being set against possible costs. Any unused funds will be donated to charity.
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Bilbo on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “I don’t follow football and have never been interested in Scotland football games but I had watched the antics of…” Jun 28, 09:56
Captain Caveman on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Wow. Just wow! Surely the finest, absolute textbook example of self projection, Northy; indeed, as good as you’ll ever see…” Jun 28, 09:53
Bilbo on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Thanks for the link Sam. Even the media are calling out the absurdity of it when the admit in the…” Jun 28, 09:52
Captain Caveman on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Heh! Well, 8:30am is just a *tad* early, even for me. Mind you, there’s always a Bloody Mary, with plenty…” Jun 28, 09:01
Bilbo on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “You really do need to be keeping off the drink CC.” Jun 28, 08:43
sam on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Is this what you mean? https://tallbloke.wordpress.com/2026/06/10/penicuik-dcnn-1644-why-should-i-make-the-data-available-to-you-when-your-aim-is-to-try-to-find-something-wrong-with-it/#more-85669” Jun 28, 08:31
Hatey McHateface on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “I’ve always seen climate change, in the UK at least, as being nature’s way of preparing the country to better…” Jun 28, 08:30
Captain Caveman on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: ““Climate change hysteria” you say? “Net zero”…? Well, that’s lefties for you. The sentiments behind your post are akin to…” Jun 28, 08:19
Hatey McHateface on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “But not those who write about it on a public forum accessed by millions? That seems to be the gamble…” Jun 28, 08:17
Hatey McHateface on The Promise: “@ Lorncal says: 27 June, 2026 at 12:17 pm “there is no cut-and-dried answer” Precisely. The forced juxtaposition of Highlands…” Jun 28, 08:04
Bilbo on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “I see that we’re getting some good weather for a change and the climate based hysteria has started up again…” Jun 28, 07:56
Hatey McHateface on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Loving your use of hyphens there, Northy. You could never have equaled that writing in Scots. Plus, of course, nae…” Jun 28, 07:43
Hatey McHateface on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Man, Northy, but your recent trip to Alpha Centauri hasn’t improved your mood any. Any word on what punishment is…” Jun 28, 07:38
Graham Fordyce on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “I wonder if a Complaint to the Law Society of Scotland might move matters forward: Rule B1.2: You must be…” Jun 28, 07:37
Young Lochinvar on The Promise: “HMcH So your logic is that it’s only the good ol’ UK that’s is keeping Scotland from fragmenting into parts.…” Jun 28, 06:06
Willie on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Could not concur more with your comments Achnababan. The British state insidiously controls the police, Crown Office,major quango and civil…” Jun 28, 05:43
Achnababan on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “One thing should be clear from this situation and others (Alex Salmond) is that the British State is controlling Scotland…” Jun 28, 04:14
Young Lochinvar on The Guilty Party: “Alf The projects you cite highlight slightly different issues but the same underlying problem: client driven contractual risk transfer. It…” Jun 28, 03:51
Young Lochinvar on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “C Very true. However I don’t think even Swinney went on the election campaign trail with family in tow saying…” Jun 28, 03:07
Cynicus on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Scotland’s team manager,Steve Clarke, has just resigned. It takes an honourable man to act honourably. So, don’t expect the resignation…” Jun 28, 01:07
Angus on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: ““But we promise you this, readers: the questions are never going to stop. And unlike the SNP, we keep our…” Jun 28, 00:14
Red on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Stuart, I don’t mean to embarrass you or be a sook but I’ve been a reader of yours since the…” Jun 27, 22:25
Confused on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “unredacted – from : Dot Bain to : Swinney cc : NEC, the gang, the girls, girlboss#1 Look John -…” Jun 27, 22:12
Bob Johnston on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Is there a precedent for a Privy Councillor being jailed for fraud? Could be the establishment isn’t too keen on…” Jun 27, 20:43
Northcode on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: ““…some kind of martyrdom.” Now we see the deployment of the: “I’m Going to Use Three Big Words So You…” Jun 27, 19:59
Young Lochinvar on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: “Claire I wish to heck I could put my hand on the quotation in print but my (admittedly not always…” Jun 27, 19:52
Northcode on Ping-Pong-Fiddle-Aye-No: ““…your petulant foot stamping…” Having now examined the specimen in its natural habitat (a social-media thread), we can confidently classify…” Jun 27, 19:50