Especially your later stuff. You are the obvious natural successor to those other great leaders, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush – the perfect combination of dodgy and thick. You’ve got it all.
Since the first day of your tangeroid slithering into Barack’s old gaff, you’ve gone from strength to strength. I thought building a thousand mile wall to stop people escaping would be your greatest triumph. But putting kids in cages? Genius.
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Greg Moodie’s Election Dissection, a compilation of splendid cartoon strips from The National, Bella Caledonia and elsewhere, is available to order now.
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “The Scottish and the English are held in the highest regard around the world, Northcode, as you’d understand if you…” Jun 15, 11:30
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “The Scottish accent is the most trusted in the world (marketing folk love it)… mainly because, unlike the English, the…” Jun 15, 11:19
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “Cheer up, Spartan117, no-one has forgotten that the Scots created the modern world and have a long and unique cultural…” Jun 15, 11:16
Spartan 117 on Response Level Upgrade: “Hmm, yes, the St George-waving beer gut-swinging oafs are equally cringe and a thoroughly bad representation of England. My English…” Jun 15, 11:11
Aidan on Response Level Upgrade: “What you mean is the American men are pissed at how much American girls love the English accent ?” Jun 15, 11:04
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “What a brilliant sound that is, auld highlander… fantastic. Thanks for the link. As usual Scotland’s football fans are doing…” Jun 15, 10:57
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “Sadly, unlike the Scottish fans who have gone viral for bagpipes, kilts, national costume, humour, and friendly chaos… English fans…” Jun 15, 10:53
Spartan 117 on Response Level Upgrade: “If we are talking about Scottish culture I’d happily point to (and promote) our extensive contributions in the arts -…” Jun 15, 10:50
Southernbystander on Response Level Upgrade: “Christian? No, as it as an Islamic republic, but white Muslim of several generations living in Pakistan? Not that likely…” Jun 15, 10:46
auld highlander on Response Level Upgrade: “If you want to hear Loch Lomond at full blast plus Flower of Scotland at 125 decibles which is the…” Jun 15, 10:36
Northcode on Response Level Upgrade: “A’m no a fan o the fitba, yit a kin see the vailue in hivin thoosands o Scots promuivin Scotland…” Jun 15, 10:17
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “The late, great poet, Alasdair Maclean, wrote that a living culture breathes the pure, fresh air of the landscape that…” Jun 15, 08:53
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “I find consideration of reciprocity interesting. For example, what are the chances of a white Christian becoming president of Pakistan?…” Jun 15, 08:37
Spartan 117 on Response Level Upgrade: “I’m afraid “culture” extends far beyond football shirts, bagpipes, kilts, getting pished En Masse and making an almighty arse of…” Jun 15, 08:20
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “A trifle harsh, Spartan 117. After all, they are in the USA. That bigly, beautiful plastic shrine to keech created…” Jun 15, 08:11
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “That’s an excellent question, Ex President Xiden. Just yesterday, I was reading an online article about the proposed social media…” Jun 15, 08:01
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: ““Never sure why you communicate in just the very occasional Scots word” Because to communicate in all Scots would be…” Jun 15, 07:30
WhoRattledYourCage on Response Level Upgrade: “Never sure why you communicate in just the very occasional Scots word, Alf. I connect that to middle class dolts.…” Jun 14, 23:46
Ex President Xiden on Response Level Upgrade: “I agree with everything you have said. I would also ask the respondents if they think killing children by the…” Jun 14, 23:44
WhoRattledYourCage on Response Level Upgrade: “Anytime the trayslapping cunts want to stop colonising themselves with alcohol and stupidity, I might start taking them seriously. Pack…” Jun 14, 23:40
Alf Baird on Response Level Upgrade: “The World Cup demonstrates that the Scots are indeed ‘a people’ with the right to self-determination and decolonisation, i.e. to…” Jun 14, 23:37
Spartan 117 on Response Level Upgrade: “Indeed. One concurs. I’m not sure what I cringe more at, the plastic kilted Bravehearts with the bagpipes advertising to…” Jun 14, 23:10
WhoRattledYourCage on Response Level Upgrade: “Fuck the World Cup. Abject idiocy by morons, for morons. https://whorattledyourcage.blogspot.com/2026/06/state-of-pity-party.html” Jun 14, 22:37
Southernbystander on Response Level Upgrade: “It is an interesting question with no easy answers as all simple solutions start to fall apart once you ask…” Jun 14, 20:46
Dan on Response Level Upgrade: “Robert Hughes comment btl on the Grousebeater article articulates well my thoughts. One could easily piece together a narrative and…” Jun 14, 20:34
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Response Level Upgrade: “The grave issue raised here is way beyond any mundane account of high-profile independence proponents not getting on with each…” Jun 14, 20:10
sam on Response Level Upgrade: “Well said, Dan. Let’s look at how little Ireland fares against the might of the UK as an example of…” Jun 14, 20:03
Dan on Response Level Upgrade: “Well of course folk would think that if you listened to and gave any credence to Unionist and Devolutionist Scot’s…” Jun 14, 19:21
Hatey McHateface on Response Level Upgrade: “It’s a straw man right enough. By remaining dogmatically determined that Scotland’s place is as an unimportant Brussels-administered colony on…” Jun 14, 19:19