The press and social media today are frothing with excitement about a new Ipsos Mori poll for STV which shows (for the second poll in succession) Ruth Davidson scoring marginally higher approval ratings than Nicola Sturgeon.
But the problem is that that wasn’t what people were actually asked.
Admittedly at first we were chiefly doing it in order to embarrass the increasingly angry and belligerent BBC presenter Andrew Neil, who insisted repeatedly last year that there’d been no real-terms cut to the Holyrood budget since the Tories came to power.
That claim put Neil at odds with all manner of people pointing out that the opposite was true, to which we can now add the FoAI:
But we already knew Andrew Neil was an idiot, so that was no big deal. It was another chart in the document that caught our eye and made us think.
Daily Express hack Siobhan McFadyen had a quite extraordinary meltdown on Twitter last night and this morning after we highlighted an appalling article that she’d written for Saturday’s paper.
After angrily attacking other users for a few hours, by the end she’d declared a full-on DefCon One, sending out a desperate plea for hauners from entities as diverse as the Times, the New York Times, the Telegraph, the NUJ, the Washington Post, Guardian Scotland, BBC Radio 4, the Drudge Report, the CEO of Twitter and JK Rowling.
We’ve already highlighted the abominable state of the Daily Express this week, but an article in today’s edition is surely some sort of record-breaking low.
Hold onto your hats, folks, you won’t believe this one.
The tone of coverage deployed by the Daily Express (Scottish and English editions alike) with regard to the First Minister of Scotland in recent weeks has been both bizarre and disturbing. Yesterday the paper ran this “story”:
It’s a load of gibberish, obviously. But if the FM was preparing herself for a punch-up, you could hardly blame her given what’s apparently been going on.
Supporters of Scottish independence have known for years that the civic “nationalism” espoused by the Yes movement bears no relation to the so-called “blood and soil” varieties found in many other countries. Every racist or ethnic-nationalist organisation in Britain – the BNP, the EDL/SDL, the National Front and so on – was stridently No.
The BBC lunchtime weather forecast of 15 October 1987 is now fondly looked back on as a moment of shared national doh-what-are-we-like? comedy, in the same vein as a Morecambe and Wise Christmas show or something.
Eternally angry Conservative MSP Adam Tomkins has been even shoutier than usual this week, purple-faced with rage about the fact that the SNP has decided to spend some of its own money (not taxpayer cash) asking people for their opinions.
It’s a curious argument from a member of a party that’s been rejected in successive elections in Scotland in 1964, 1966, 1970, 1974, 1974 again, 1979, 1983, 1987, 1992, 1997, 1999, 2001, 2003, 2005, 2007, 2010, 2011, 2015 and 2016, but keeps turning up and barking orders anyway. You’d think the first 50 years might qualify as a hint.
Fear and lies work. Over many decades (and really for centuries) the Unionist parties and the media have succeeded in persuading a large percentage of Scots that they’re beggars, scroungers, vagrants and “subsidy junkies” dependent on the ever-generous charity of England to keep them from starvation.
And in terms of the facts, that hasn’t always been an easy sell.
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Shield Of The Phantom: “REPUBLIC OF IRELAND GOVT: NO LEGAL OBLIGATION ON SCHOOLS TO USE PREFERRED PRONOUNS The Irish Govt Department of Education and…” Jan 29, 00:55
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Shield Of The Phantom: “UK PARLIAMENT: IDENTITY AND LANGUAGE (Northern Ireland) ACT 2022 Statement made on 28 January 2026 by Baroness Anderson of Stoke-on-Trent,…” Jan 29, 00:44
Cynicus on Yelling at the tide: “Bravo, Fearghas. This contribution is important, even on a “dead board “. Even so, I urge you to re-publish it…” Jan 29, 00:33
Saffron Robe on Shield Of The Phantom: “Only for a few generations, Agentx. Empire biscuits were originally known as German biscuits, but the name was changed during…” Jan 29, 00:20
Iain More on Shield Of The Phantom: “He might be worried that Starmer will hand him some Vaseline and grope his arse. I guess Swinney forgot about…” Jan 29, 00:05
Saffron Robe on Shield Of The Phantom: “Apologies for the question mark in the last paragraph. It must be an AI hallucination! It was definitely a hyphen…” Jan 28, 23:39
Saffron Robe on Shield Of The Phantom: “I think the following reply by Perplexity AI to my question below is very revealing and sums up everything that…” Jan 28, 20:32
agentx on Shield Of The Phantom: ““Some of Scotland’s best baking talent came together on Wednesday for a unique challenge celebrating one of the country’s favourite…” Jan 28, 20:28
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Dinna fash, Alf. No ships, military or civilian, are gonna come near Scotland if the bill to criminalise prostitution is…” Jan 28, 20:16
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “We’re a lost tribe of the rightful owners of the Holy Land, TURABDIN. Check out the Declaration of Arbroath. Note…” Jan 28, 20:11
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Sure. Go bowing and scraping to the cants whose escaped lab-engineered virus killed tens of thousands of us and cost…” Jan 28, 20:04
Hatey McHateface on Shield Of The Phantom: “Any chance of a few links, Confused? You can redact the personal details, but alert readers will want to know…” Jan 28, 19:56
agentx on Shield Of The Phantom: “Don’t worry Alf – the SNP can clean off the guns on Dumbarton rock and everyone will be safe from…” Jan 28, 19:17
Lorna Campbell on Shield Of The Phantom: “Scottish Common Law, the oldest version, has been sidelined by statute, which is a very common English habit of introducing…” Jan 28, 18:01
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: ““John Swinney calls for UK warships to be based in Scotland” Yes, quite incredible that an allegedly nationalist political leader…” Jan 28, 18:01
100%Yes on Shield Of The Phantom: “John Swinney calls for UK warships to be based in Scotland, this is what your voting for in Mays election…” Jan 28, 17:43
agentx on Shield Of The Phantom: ““John Swinney calls for UK warships to be based in Scotland” —————————————— Has he not noticed the subs?” Jan 28, 17:26
Aidan on Shield Of The Phantom: “You cannot pass off counsels argument on behalf of a private party into a judicial committee as if it were…” Jan 28, 17:18
Xaracen on Shield Of The Phantom: “You’re still avoiding the point, Aidan. Keen’s statement was not a blog comment, it was a legal submission. It states…” Jan 28, 16:02
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Yelling at the tide: “REPUBLIC OF IRELAND GOVT: NO LEGAL OBLIGATION ON SCHOOLS TO USE PREFERRED PRONOUNS The Irish Govt Department of Education and…” Jan 28, 14:44
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Simplified version. England parliament waited until Scotland signed. Then chucked Scotland out of the treaty. Then England altered its dates…” Jan 28, 14:04
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Most of the supposed builds are avenues to erase the trace of funneling money out of Britain, I suppose one…” Jan 28, 13:43
Confused on Shield Of The Phantom: “the myth of british competence was always a fiction for domestic consumption – no one anywhere else fell for it…” Jan 28, 13:02
Confused on Shield Of The Phantom: “remember silicon glen? – not many do; it happened, sort of, but not really and then died a death. After…” Jan 28, 12:58
TURABDIN on Shield Of The Phantom: “& the Scots were originally Irish Gaels and were so into early medieval times, causing much historic confusion, Scots Scots…” Jan 28, 12:52
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: ““Picts, became known as Scots along with the Gaels now living in whats is called Scotland.” Much like some Scots…” Jan 28, 12:30
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Eventually and slowly it comes to the attention of people in Scotland, and then one wonders does Scotland need to…” Jan 28, 12:29
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “To continue the records, England left what remained of its vision of a 1707 treaty with Scotland when it chose…” Jan 28, 11:53
Alf Baird on Shield Of The Phantom: “A colonized people, or at least those suffering from a colonial mindset, do tend to celebrate their oppressor, nae maitter…” Jan 28, 11:24
James Cheyne on Shield Of The Phantom: “Reverting the conversation back to the Laws at the present time in Scotland and the difference of Englands laws that…” Jan 28, 11:01