The very strange man who is David Leask, chief reporter at the Herald, has been hard at work with a shovel ever since we ran a couple of stories on Monday.
Leask’s argument, at least in so far as we can make any sense of it at all, is that even deliberately and knowingly made-up lies printed in mainstream newspapers are not, and can never be, “fake news”.
That’s a term which he insists only applies to spoof sites pretending to be real news outlets, which we’d presume – although it’s by no means clear – means the likes of The Onion or the Daily Mash.
This is an interesting one. Almost 40 years on from the event, Scottish politics is still plagued by micro-brained Labour types insisting that the SNP “ushered in” Margaret Thatcher after the devolution referendum of 1979 was sabotaged by a Labour MP.
SNP supporters counter that this is complete bollocks, largely because it’s complete bollocks. James Callaghan, the Labour PM at the time, blamed 34 of his own MPs for bringing his government down, by supporting an amendment from Islington South and Finsbury Labour MP George Cunningham which blocked the creation of a Scottish Assembly even though it won the referendum by a narrow margin.
(Cunningham resigned from Labour two years later and subsequently joined the SDP, but in 2012 the Daily Express dragged him out to demand that the same “40% rule” be applied to the indyref.)
History, though, has forgotten someone else who was apparently the true architect of the fix, to the extent that we’d never heard about it until now.
We thought it might be worth going through this in a bit more detail.
The phrase “out of control” is in quote marks in the Herald’s front-page headline, leading readers to believe someone has said it, but who? Let’s investigate.
We’ve got a shock result for the inaugural winner of this exciting new award, readers. Remarkably it’s NOT David Torrance – who wrote an arch review of a chapter of a book about Donald Trump that didn’t actually exist. Good effort, Davey, but no cigar.
No, the first ever Wings Absolute Fanny Of The Week is… Anas Sarwar!
In common with half of Scottish Labour, Sarwar has been raging at Paisley MP Mhairi Black for her “silence” over the closure of a 16-bed children’s ward in the town, which has been replaced by an entire new state-of-the-art 256-bed children’s hospital 10 minutes down the road, right next to the sparkly new Southern General.
But only Sarwar did it by enclosing a picture of the local paper’s front-page splash on the story. In which there was one teeny-weeny slight problem for him.
Remarkably, the notoriously unreliable and yet somehow omnipresent Scottish political commentator and reality-disputer David “Davey” Torrance was still digging last night in the wake of this story from three days ago.
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Late last night in the House Of Commons saw one of the most significant votes in the history of UK constitutional politics. A group of Scottish Tory MPs voted to oppose an amendment which would have protected the central building block of Scottish (and Welsh) devolution – the principle that any powers not explicitly reserved are devolved – from the UK government’s attempted huge power grab under the cover of Brexit.
Last night they could have fixed it by supporting the amendment (backed by every other Scottish MP right across party lines), which would have tipped the arithmetic and ensured its success. Instead they betrayed every voter in Scotland – including their own – by waving the bill through unamended and passing the buck to the unelected House Of Lords, which has no representatives from Scotland’s most popular party.
This morning, BBC Scotland led on the fact that it snowed a bit in Scotland in January.
MaryB on Narrowing the options: “Several people here posting about Nicola’s London photo. Just wait until she’s starring in the TV series with Michael Gove,…” Jul 4, 12:52
James Che on Narrowing the options: “The union treaty cannot over rule or make self made declarations on what the union decides are the private rights…” Jul 4, 12:40
James Che on Narrowing the options: “The treaty of union article XV111 cannot” Jul 4, 12:16
James Che on Narrowing the options: “In Scotland we actually do not languish half way between being in a union or not in a union, if…” Jul 4, 11:46
James Che on Narrowing the options: “Scotland can use the treaty of union union unalterable laws to help assist it in many situations under article XV111.…” Jul 4, 11:36
James Che on Narrowing the options: “Scotland is still a Country and not a region and all the people in Scotland have PRIVATE RIGHTS over their…” Jul 4, 11:18
James Che on Narrowing the options: “Willie, 7:11 am. Police Breaking in to Scottish homes and preventing Scots from moving around in Scotland during Covid, Article…” Jul 4, 11:13
Dick Wall on Narrowing the options: “That’s what all the smart money said when the rev first started this. I’m betting on WoS.” Jul 4, 10:57
Alf Baird on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““Do you really believe you can lie your way to Indy?” Another typical colonialist response, Hatey, the same doubtless said…” Jul 4, 10:48
Hatey McHateface on Narrowing the options: “The only fact members of the public need to know is that the SNP, and by extension ScotGov, are organisations…” Jul 4, 10:34
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I have no doubt that outside of your filthy window there is nothing to see beyond piled up rubbish and…” Jul 4, 10:24
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I suppose, Wally Winky Walrus, you could always have got yourself a job. I know plenty of Scots who made…” Jul 4, 10:24
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Oh Alf! Wash your mouth out with soap. It’s so fucking easy to go online and verify that Scotland doesn’t…” Jul 4, 10:16
Robert on Narrowing the options: “There is substantial public interest in a trial. Members of the public need to know whether other organisations in the…” Jul 4, 10:11
James on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““He didn’t answer”….” Do you twats always go around in twos? That’s right, Adrian. Scotland is really wealthy in the…” Jul 4, 10:10
Captain Caveman on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Imagine Fatso thinking he’s convinced anyone that he actually wrote that copious bilge. 😀 Also: PARAGRAPH BREAKS, idiot. Ever heard…” Jul 4, 09:11
Bilbo on Narrowing the options: “Archived link to the article showing Sturgeon living the high life in London. https://archive.is/VgdgF A poster in a previous article…” Jul 4, 09:02
Effijy on Narrowing the options: “I’m sure the Flat Earth Society are guiding these people through this corrupt embarrassment Perhaps signing for the Neds by…” Jul 4, 08:34
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “The reality of course is that Scotland is a wealthy country, GDP per capita is higher in Edinburgh than Oslo…” Jul 4, 07:39
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Well done in the copying and pasting a huge body of text from somewhere else with or without any paragraph…” Jul 4, 07:30
Willie on Narrowing the options: “And just to add to the earlier comment about how rotten and corrupt Police Scotland and COPFS are and how…” Jul 4, 07:11
Willie on Narrowing the options: “That is a very good point that I have never, or at least ever been aware of any comment on…” Jul 4, 06:44
Angus on Narrowing the options: “Cynicus says: 3 July, 2026 at 5:10 pm “Whatever the demerits of COPFS, none of us, surely, would wish to…” Jul 4, 02:46
Angus on Narrowing the options: “Meanwhile, Sturgeon, poor estranged wife of the jailed embezzler Murrell, enjoying life in London: https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15947289/Nicola-Sturgeon-tipple-london-husband-SNP-embezzlement.html” Jul 4, 02:37
David Ferguson on Narrowing the options: “I’d be pretty confident in securing a conviction for fraud on the basis that no ring-fenced account was ever created,…” Jul 3, 23:54
BLMac on Narrowing the options: “Maybe we’ll see the Augean Stables cleaned before the next election.” Jul 3, 23:05
Skip_NC on Narrowing the options: “Sturgeon had no clue what she was parroting when she said that. It’s a minor point but I am curious…” Jul 3, 22:34
McDuff on Narrowing the options: “Your tenacity in this matter is a credit to you rev and I am reminded of a recurring line in…” Jul 3, 21:37
BH on Narrowing the options: “Looks like mate in 1. Neat zugzwang. Well played. Will they really play knockboardover?” Jul 3, 21:03