The Daily Telegraph just released a video called “100 Reasons Why Brexit Was A Good Thing”. It listed them to a soundtrack of “Jerusalem”, the same song that closed the Labour Party conference earlier this week with its stirring ode to just one of the four nations of the United Kingdom.
We’ve saved a few of the highlights below, just in case the Telegraph should delete the video in a fit of sanity. We’ve also added one fake one. See if you can spot it.
The dogged determination of Scottish Labour to insult the Scottish electorate is a source of constant slack-jawed astonishment to us. Over the years we’ve lost count of the number of times the party’s politicians have effectively said “People are just too stupid to vote for us”, in the apparent belief that abuse is the way to win back support.
But it’s not always so overt. The subtler ways in which the party treats voters like morons include the assumption that people’s memories only go back to yesterday’s newspapers, and there can surely be no more stark illustration than its recent adoption of the attack line that the SNP are standing “shoulder to shoulder with the Tories”.
We’re big fans of socialism ourselves, so when a number of delegates at the Scottish Labour conference today, including UK leader Jeremy Corbyn, revived an old Keir Hardie line we were quite excited.
Michelle Mone, the fake-tan-and-diet-pills tycoon who threatened to leave Scotland if the SNP won the 2007 Holyrood election (but didn’t when they did), then threatened to leave if Yes won the referendum (but did when it didn’t), now lives in a very expensive flat by the Thames in London with a lovely view of Tower Bridge.
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Modern Politician: “Thanks TURABDIN. In a footnote to the article by Poncarová to which you refer (link posted by me above at…” Feb 15, 22:50
Lorna Campbell on The Modern Politician: “H. McH: yes, I have often thought about that, too. Independence for so many former colonies ended up in conflict…” Feb 15, 21:23
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willie on The Modern Politician: “All prosecution is in the name of the Crown. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes, or as they say in Glasgow, -…” Feb 15, 20:03
Saffron Robe on The Modern Politician: “That’s very much the heart of the matter, Colin. As a conscientious Scot, I could not in good faith serve…” Feb 15, 19:06
Xaracen on The Modern Politician: “The relevant prerequisites for that assessment haven’t been met yet, sam. Scotland needs to be recognised as a territory by…” Feb 15, 19:06
Peter McAvoy on The Modern Politician: “I shared the views of many who opposed Thatcher at the time. Something seldom mentioned at the same time the…” Feb 15, 18:27
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TURABDIN on The Modern Politician: “@ANDY ELLIS, Timor Leste is a Portuguese speaking democratic republic recognized by the UN, and Indonesia from which it split,…” Feb 15, 17:45
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Andy Ellis on The Modern Politician: “The right of any people to self determination is guaranteed by the UN. There is however no general agreement of…” Feb 15, 15:23
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TURABDIN on The Modern Politician: “@Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh THANKS for the most engaging link to the Poncarová article on Erskine. The lady is a Czech, i…” Feb 15, 14:02
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Northcode on The Modern Politician: “I say, old chap, Mogger’s unnatural and deeply condescending accent is straight out of the empire’s metropolitan centre, don’t ya…” Feb 15, 13:25
Xaracen on The Modern Politician: “@Andy Ellis; The way you stated “Scotland becomes de facto an independent state the moment a majority of votes is…” Feb 15, 13:20
Young Lochinvar on The Modern Politician: “Confused A great many national anthems are shitty and dirges, heck God save the King is defo top ten chart…” Feb 15, 12:59
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Andy Ellis on The Modern Politician: “@Xaracen & @Aiden There is no cast iron guarantee that the either the British nationalist state OR the international community…” Feb 15, 12:45
