The Daily Telegraph just released a video called “100 Reasons Why Brexit Was A Good Thing”. It listed them to a soundtrack of “Jerusalem”, the same song that closed the Labour Party conference earlier this week with its stirring ode to just one of the four nations of the United Kingdom.
We’ve saved a few of the highlights below, just in case the Telegraph should delete the video in a fit of sanity. We’ve also added one fake one. See if you can spot it.
The dogged determination of Scottish Labour to insult the Scottish electorate is a source of constant slack-jawed astonishment to us. Over the years we’ve lost count of the number of times the party’s politicians have effectively said “People are just too stupid to vote for us”, in the apparent belief that abuse is the way to win back support.
But it’s not always so overt. The subtler ways in which the party treats voters like morons include the assumption that people’s memories only go back to yesterday’s newspapers, and there can surely be no more stark illustration than its recent adoption of the attack line that the SNP are standing “shoulder to shoulder with the Tories”.
We’re big fans of socialism ourselves, so when a number of delegates at the Scottish Labour conference today, including UK leader Jeremy Corbyn, revived an old Keir Hardie line we were quite excited.
Michelle Mone, the fake-tan-and-diet-pills tycoon who threatened to leave Scotland if the SNP won the 2007 Holyrood election (but didn’t when they did), then threatened to leave if Yes won the referendum (but did when it didn’t), now lives in a very expensive flat by the Thames in London with a lovely view of Tower Bridge.
sam on A Poor Example: “https://www.legalfeminist.org.uk/” May 10, 21:17
Hatey McHateface on A Poor Example: “Sure. The white English come in for a lot of stick on here, some of it well deserved too. Defo…” May 10, 21:07
Scot Finlayson on A Poor Example: “The biggest immigrant population in Scotland is white English, nearly 500,000,mostly in Edinburgh,East Lothian and Fife coast, it`s like Spain`s…” May 10, 20:36
Alastair on A Poor Example: “Sorry but I have to challenge you. This is not a poor example… it an exact example of the absolute…” May 10, 20:29
Hatey McHateface on A Poor Example: “I see that nice poot boy has insisted he leads his country in providing an “indestructible barrier against Nazism, Russo…” May 10, 20:28
Hatey McHateface on A Poor Example: “It all starts to make sense if you imagine Mrs Humza is trans. That gets her a bye on all…” May 10, 20:14
Dan on A Poor Example: “Immigration you say? C’mon YS, thought you said you’d been keeping an eye on us lot. Just because you’ve rocked…” May 10, 18:15
Yoon Scum on A Poor Example: “That’s a very English attitude you are showing towards the glory of islam there If you’re a TRUE SCOT then…” May 10, 17:00
twathater on A Poor Example: “If you try to force me to adhere to the laws and regulations LAID DOWN and enforced????? in Scotland and…” May 10, 14:58
Yoon Scum on A Poor Example: “Should Scotland leave the union so we can have completely unlimited immigration? As the biggest driver behind the Reform vote…” May 10, 14:12
Yoon Scum on The Last Thing They’ll Expect: “I’m glad to hear that you think we have brilliant apprentices Why aren’t as many interested WELL They can study…” May 10, 13:02
Captain Caveman on A Poor Example: “O/T @RevStu Just read your post over at BEEX, almost choked on my Bran Flakes! Bravo. Haven’t laughed like that…” May 10, 12:47
Dan on The Last Thing They’ll Expect: “yoon scum says: at 5:40 am “your post pisses me off and annoys me” Well that’s a result! But most…” May 10, 12:35
Confused on A Poor Example: “relationship advice? this is un-islamic nonsense; I have 30 clerics opinions which tells me Humza can do what he likes,…” May 10, 12:34
Andrea on A Poor Example: “This is what I would have thought. As to discrimination to other men, I can discriminate, say, according to educational…” May 10, 12:26
Cuilean on A Poor Example: “Back to the Humzas original video pitch. The three responses are toe-curlingly sexist, as is the whole scenario depicted. To…” May 10, 12:11
Dave G on A Poor Example: “Many people with skin in the trans game don’t want to understand the ruling and think if they ignore it…” May 10, 11:58
Bilbo on A Poor Example: “It does feel that the only concrete outcome of the ruling has been safeguarding free speech and high profile activities…” May 10, 11:55
agent x on A Poor Example: “https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/25146182.humza-yousaf-writes-india-pakistan-leaders-urge-restraint/ 7th May Former first minister Humza Yousaf and former Irish Taoiseach Leo Varadkar have written to the leaders of…” May 10, 11:46
Owen Mullions on A Poor Example: “Can a concerned neighbour please check on James Kelly on SGP as he seems to have suffered a complete mental…” May 10, 11:04
James Cheyne on A Poor Example: “And I wonder what would happen if 98-% of Scotland refused to vote at local and main elections. And the…” May 10, 10:36
Neil McKenzie on A Poor Example: “Kin hell, 3 answers to st Yer baws” May 10, 10:30
Vivian O’Blivion on A Poor Example: “Five, Westminster voting intention polls conducted with field work exclusively in May. Average results as follows: RefUK 29.8%, Lab 22%…” May 10, 10:21
A2 on A Poor Example: “nah, you just need to make sure it is.” May 10, 10:15
SilentMajority on A Poor Example: “There will no doubt be blatant attempts to ignore or circumvent the law. Hopefully those who have previously been pressured…” May 10, 10:15
aLurker on The Last Thing They’ll Expect: “Hi Stuart MacKay. This seems like an opportunity to ask you how does that ranking actually work? i.e. how do…” May 10, 10:11
James Cheyne on A Poor Example: “Turning the page by broadening the topic, not changing it. The trans topic of corse was not invented in Scotland,…” May 10, 09:02
Bilbo on A Poor Example: “Of course there has been action with highly visible things like women’s sport but it’s becoming plain to see that…” May 10, 08:17
Owen Mullions on A Poor Example: “Has anyone seen Humza’s latest revelation on X where he claims India and Pakistan have been in touch with him…” May 10, 08:02
