The Daily Telegraph just released a video called “100 Reasons Why Brexit Was A Good Thing”. It listed them to a soundtrack of “Jerusalem”, the same song that closed the Labour Party conference earlier this week with its stirring ode to just one of the four nations of the United Kingdom.
We’ve saved a few of the highlights below, just in case the Telegraph should delete the video in a fit of sanity. We’ve also added one fake one. See if you can spot it.
The dogged determination of Scottish Labour to insult the Scottish electorate is a source of constant slack-jawed astonishment to us. Over the years we’ve lost count of the number of times the party’s politicians have effectively said “People are just too stupid to vote for us”, in the apparent belief that abuse is the way to win back support.
But it’s not always so overt. The subtler ways in which the party treats voters like morons include the assumption that people’s memories only go back to yesterday’s newspapers, and there can surely be no more stark illustration than its recent adoption of the attack line that the SNP are standing “shoulder to shoulder with the Tories”.
We’re big fans of socialism ourselves, so when a number of delegates at the Scottish Labour conference today, including UK leader Jeremy Corbyn, revived an old Keir Hardie line we were quite excited.
Michelle Mone, the fake-tan-and-diet-pills tycoon who threatened to leave Scotland if the SNP won the 2007 Holyrood election (but didn’t when they did), then threatened to leave if Yes won the referendum (but did when it didn’t), now lives in a very expensive flat by the Thames in London with a lovely view of Tower Bridge.
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “For obvious reasons, not fearing the coloniser’s ships. Fair play to Fanon, it’s remarkable he was able to predict that.…” Mar 8, 10:41
Northcode on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Colonialism, there must be a ‘for dummies’ somewhere for that tae, eh?. Wait! Haud oan a meenit! There definitely is……” Mar 8, 10:36
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Why, Alf? It’s all clearly explained in the works of Fanon, Memmi, Cesaire and the Jonesy boyo.” Mar 8, 10:34
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Buy yourself a ticket to here and we’ll make you First Minister. Quick now, before the alert readers notice you’ve…” Mar 8, 10:31
Alf Baird on Scotland’s Most Frightened: ““Scotland’s f(r)ightened old men & women” The dominant national party elite sitting in the colonizer’s parliaments do suffer from a…” Mar 8, 10:22
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Raise a glass today to Oor Willie and The Broons – 90 years young. Souvenir copies of the Sunday Post…” Mar 8, 10:18
Alf Baird on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “‘The 6 Nations’, what is the point of it? Held every year? ‘Calcutta Cup’? Other than to remind the vast…” Mar 8, 10:13
TURABDIN on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Scotland’s fightened old men & women have a golden opportunity to end the British state NOW. How bad do things…” Mar 8, 09:21
TURABDIN on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “THE INVENTORY https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/3/how-many-countries-has-the-us-bombed-since-2001-and-how-much-has-it-cost Mad, bad and all American.” Mar 8, 09:07
sam on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Post From X “See new posts Conversation Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting…” Mar 8, 08:32
twathater on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Unfortunately Johnny boy to achieve your goal you will have to fall out with the Franchise Fanny and his assorted…” Mar 8, 03:37
Young Lochinvar on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “MB Calm down “old boy”.. You are out- hating old Hatey himself! (And that’s going something!!) 🙂 You’ll give yerself…” Mar 8, 03:22
Chris Downie on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “I wonder if George Galloway’s supposed Damascene conversion to independence will hold much sway with leftist voters in Scotland? Putting…” Mar 8, 02:43
Young Lochinvar on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “No DL I think it’s when they got the colonial twitch and aced the red Indians then the Spanish to…” Mar 8, 02:30
Young Lochinvar on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “OK David I agree. But what about the manager and coaching staff? Unless I miscounted fingers (and apologies if I…” Mar 8, 02:04
DaveL on Scotland’s Most Frightened: ““…have got to ask, when did Uncle Sam actually last win a war?“ I think it was way back in…” Mar 8, 01:07
Cynicus on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “David Holden says: 7 March, 2026 at 6:50 pm “Oh well I see Italy has just beaten the mighty England…” Mar 8, 00:22
Young Lochinvar on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “I see The Donald is now saying he doesn’t need British support now “the war is won” (sic). Juvenile. Well,…” Mar 7, 22:29
Mark Beggan on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Shield of the Americas. The cartels are Toast.” Mar 7, 20:02
Mark Beggan on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Rugby is a hooligans game played by gentlemen. Football is a gentleman’s game played by hooligans.” Mar 7, 19:52
Hatey McHateface on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Nine tenths of all rational BTL comments, Alf. Don’t you ever feel an overwhelming urge to mock some of the…” Mar 7, 19:16
agentx on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Yes Scotland were great today and England were crap.” Mar 7, 19:06
David Holden on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “Oh well I see Italy has just beaten the mighty England at rugby union only a few years after our…” Mar 7, 18:50
TURABDIN on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “VIVA L’ITALIA…… the «big one», bring it on Donaldo, after your mega dose of viagra of course.” Mar 7, 18:43
Red on Scotland’s Most Frightened: “whatever happened to the Scottish independence movement? When they killed nationalism, which was the intellectual foundation of the independence movement,…” Mar 7, 18:38
