If you’re trying to give someone an example of a terrible group of people from history, I think the Nazis are pretty good for that purpose. They fulfil the criterion excellently, what with all the invading and occupying and repression and genocidal murder and everything, and there’s very little ambiguity or any shades of grey about their evil.
Now, alert readers may have spotted that while the headline of this article is a genuine quote from the paragraph above, and could be technically correctly described as my words by someone with malicious and dishonest intent (something which does in fact happen regularly), it gives a highly misleading impression of what was really said.
You might not think it, readers, but even after all this time we’re still capable of a certain degree of innocent, naive trust in Scottish journalism.
When Nicola Sturgeon didn’t just issue a boilerplate condemnation at FMQs yesterday after ludicrously overblown allegations of Twitter “trolling” by an SNP candidate, but went on the counter-attack over Labour’s grotesquely abusive Ian Smart, we foolishly thought that might make both sides of the story newsworthy.
And then we opened the papers.
We don’t expect the media to be impartial. But let there today officially be an end to even the slightest pretence that it’s at least fair, professional and honest.
Earlier today we highlighted some of the social-media charm of Labour blogger and BBC pundit Ian Smart, after the Scottish branch office deputy leader Kezia Dugdale demanded that the First Minister should take a more pro-active role in policing the comments of party members on Twitter and Facebook.
Mr Smart’s history of incredibly abusive and offensive comments stretches back many years. But of course, it wouldn’t be reasonable to berate Scottish Labour for its failure to act if it wasn’t aware of them. So we had a trawl through his Twitter followers list just to see if there was anyone who might have noticed and brought it to the leadership’s attention so they could have a quiet word.
We’re just putting this shot of today’s brief Edinburgh gathering (from Isabel Hardman of the Spectator) here for the record, so people can compare it with the footage and images that appear on tonight’s news bulletins and tomorrow’s newspapers.
If you thought the right-wing press was having paroxysms at the weekend, readers, you’re going to love what they had lined up for the day of the SNP manifesto launch.
Let’s have a little tour of the London newsrooms, shall we?
Impressive as it is in a party with Jackie Baillie in it, Kezia Dugdale has carved out quite a reputation in Scottish Labour as a specialist in making categorical statements of facts which turn out not to be true. So we were naturally sceptical when she claimed on today’s Sunday Politics Scotland that Stewart Hosie of the SNP hadn’t said whether a commitment to a second independence referendum would be in tomorrow’s SNP manifesto.
We thought that he had, and so did presenter Gordon Brewer, but Dugdale was most adamant – “I listened VERY carefully, very carefully indeed” – that he’d “dodged and dived” on the matter, and spent more than a minute of her interview saying so.
So we went back and checked, because that’s what we do.
A variant on the story below appears in most of the right-wing press today.
That’s the Daily Mail version, which is the most detailed. The Express’s reporting was similar. But in order to manufacture a grievance on behalf of UKIP and the Tories, every paper which covers the story is required to torture the data beyond all reason.
In the wake of the latest Ashcroft polls, the only line being deployed by Scottish Labour is that the projected outcome of an SNP landslide would be great news for the Conservatives and lead to David Cameron returning in triumph to Downing Street. One would presume, then, that the Tory press is delighted by the prospect.
So let’s check out some stories from today’s Daily Mail and Scottish Daily Mail.
We know we’ve made this point several times before. But can someone explain to us again how there’s no significant difference between the (broad, collective) political outlook of the respective peoples of Scotland and England? Because if there isn’t, doing this kind of thing just doesn’t make any sense at all.
Young Lochinvar on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “What exactly is that human rights lawyer ( apols can’t be bothered looking up his name), champion of the underdog…” Jun 24, 00:42
Young Lochinvar on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “Yes Apparently during all these years “Honest John” was a nobody.. Really?? Hmmmm 7th level of hell Johnny boy..” Jun 23, 23:47
Young Lochinvar on The End Of Law: “Wilma Flintstone That sounds like a compliment wrapped up in an insult covered in a biscuit.. Eff aff ya nobody..” Jun 23, 23:39
Angus on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: ““But the former is absolutely black with her sticky fingerprints, plainly visible to anyone. She was the leader of the…” Jun 23, 23:39
Angus on Job Half Done: ““Be assured, readers, that Wings won’t rest until it is.” Amen to that.” Jun 23, 23:22
Angus on Job Half Done: “I agree with C Mac Kay that he will be out within six months. They will find a way to…” Jun 23, 23:20
agentx on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “No confusion – if someone has dangly bits they go to a male prison – if they don’t then they…” Jun 23, 23:09
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “Search assistant info: « Glenn Campbell’s Brain Tumour Diagnosis Glenn Campbell, the political editor for BBC Scotland, was diagnosed with…” Jun 23, 20:26
Confused on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “people wondering why she wasn’t investigated/charged properly by people whoses bosses bosses boss – WORKS FOR HER and/or got their…” Jun 23, 20:24
Southernbystander on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “I wonder what ‘beyond outrageous’ really looks like? These things tend to be circular so actually it may simply be,…” Jun 23, 20:09
MaryB on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “I see that Nicola’s got two Herald headlines this evening. Still protesting her innocence. Funny that. If she was innocent,…” Jun 23, 20:04
Glenn Boyd on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: ““Full interview with the police on what it took to prosecute Peter Murrell” is available on YOUTUBE in which the…” Jun 23, 19:58
Louise Hogg on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “Agree. Probably a deliberate ‘oversight’, so Holyrood and particularly the Institutions mentioned, could be populated and controlled by UK State…” Jun 23, 19:36
Derek on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “I’m not a lawyer, but is it entirely wise to keep issuing statements basically saying “Fuck you, copper, you’ve got…” Jun 23, 19:29
Louise Hogg on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “Because, at heart, many criminals eventually WANT to be caught, accused, and held accountable. Once the constant threat of unpredictable…” Jun 23, 19:24
Bilbo on The End Of Law: “Been watching clips on YouTube and the Tartan armies stay in Boston has been a breath of fresh air but…” Jun 23, 18:55
Bilbo on The End Of Law: “@ Sam Main, Aidan, Caveman et all are absolute roasters but that doesn’t mean you have to be contrarian to…” Jun 23, 18:49
Bilbo on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “This is where the house of cards that is Trans ideology starts to fall down. If a Trans woman is…” Jun 23, 18:46
Wally Jumblatt on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “Reporters & journalists (mainstream that is) The print press in Scotland has been kept on life support by the Scottish…” Jun 23, 18:37
Captain Caveman on The End Of Law: “Yep, I’ll give you your dues, YL. Even flipping burgers – whether for King and Country, or even Ronald McDonald…” Jun 23, 18:31
Young Lochinvar on The End Of Law: “Wilma Flintstone @ 10.21 Nope, not the Army Catering Corps – an unfairly underappreciated field of service – but who…” Jun 23, 17:51
agentx on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: ““Transgender prisoners are being moved to jails according to their biological sex, after the Scottish government confirmed it would not…” Jun 23, 17:35
100%Yes on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “Is this the real reason Salmond was chucked out of the party and trumped up charges where brought.” Jun 23, 17:33
Young Lochinvar on The End Of Law: “I’mnogay McI’mnogayface Go on numpty, keep writing it out, don’t stop short now like the mendacious one that you are..…” Jun 23, 17:27
100%Yes on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “Its funny Mrs Sturgeon was saying the books are alright don’t look here and the husband was sending out letters…” Jun 23, 17:22
Ex President Xiden on Hey Lord Don’t Ask Me Questions: “Speaking purely hypothetically , if someone attempts to run cover for a crime they may or may not have been…” Jun 23, 17:20