It’s been quite the week so far. For the vile and sickening crime of [check notes] finding out what SNP voters were thinking about the important political issues of the moment, we’ve had (especially on Facebook) a two-day barrage of stuff like this, and worse:
So, y’know, on with what we always do: reporting the facts.
Yesterday’s poll results attracted quite a surprising amount of anger from people who apparently don’t consider it at all important to the cause of independence to find out what people intending to vote SNP at the next Holyrood election think.
They’re probably not going to like these ones much either.
A third of SNP voters are unconvinced by the First Minister’s constant assurances that a second indyref will be delivered in the next 18 months. But the related question posed by several readers yesterday was “If you don’t think the SNP has a coherent strategy for securing a new vote, what would YOU do, Mister Smartypants?”
Which is annoying, because it’s a question we’ve answered in various contexts half a dozen times in the past year and a bit. So we thought we’d see if voters had been paying any more attention.
This site has repeatedly – much to the displeasure of some readers – expressed the view in 2019 that the SNP doesn’t know what it’s doing with regard to Brexit. But it turns out we’re not the only people who feel that way.
Last week we commissioned a Panelbase poll of SNP voters only (specifically those currently planning to use their Holyrood constituency vote for the party in 2021), and these were the results.
In other words, nobody has a clue what the goal is, let alone the strategy.
A few minutes later, Momentum activist Cathleen Clarke and former Tony Blair adviser John McTernan appeared on Sky News to sort it all out for confused viewers.
Sitrep: we’ve given up any hope of turning on the television and seeing a politician – any politician – telling the truth.
Boris Johnson is lying about negotiating a new deal with the EU. Jeremy Corbyn is lying about pretty much everything (in so far as he even knows what he wants the truth to be, let alone what it actually is). Jo Swinson is lying about wanting to meaningfully work with other parties to stop Brexit. Nicola Sturgeon is lying about wanting to stop a no-deal Brexit – she just wants to stop Brexit full stop.
(Unfortunately, this also means she’s lying about having any real intention of holding a second independence referendum before 2021. If she did, she wouldn’t have all her MPs and MSPs frantically running around parliaments and courtrooms trying to destroy her own democratic mandate for it, which would leave her needing to secure a fresh one 20 months from now. And assuming she’d have any more idea how to put it into practice than she has with the ones she’s already got.)
The government is lying about the fact that it doesn’t have confidence in itself, and the opposition is lying about the fact that it does. Everyone now says they want an election, but somehow it isn’t happening because nobody wants it yet, and nobody can agree when they DO want it, and they’re all lying about why.
And absolutely everyone is lying about the fact that whatever they’re trying to do right now has any chance of solving the present shambles. Johnson is just stalling to run the clock down until no-deal, although he swears blind that he isn’t, and the opposition just wants to drag the whole agony out for several more months with not the slightest clue what they’d actually do then.
Grimly, the closest thing that British voters currently have to an honest man is Nigel Farage, who is at least clear about what he wants and what he’s prepared to do to get it. Which is ironic, as he’s only anywhere near getting it because he’s spent his entire political career lying through his teeth about it.
We don’t mind telling you, folks, it’s been pretty hard to get up in the mornings.
So, British politics, eh? We’re basically on strike until things make at least an iota of sense, because there’s no point in attempting political analysis right now when events can overtake you before you’ve finished typing a sentence.
But let’s just have a quick recap on what we know.
Boris Johnson’s move to prorogue Parliament for most of September and a chunk of October actually only represents a couple of weeks of extra holiday time for MPs – Westminster would be shut for most of the time in question anyway for party conference season.
The Commons would open for business again on 14 October, in time to debate the outcome of a crucial European Council summit on 17-18 October. If that meeting doesn’t provide any new deal – and it’s vanishingly unlikely that it will – then there’ll be no time for anything other than a no-deal Brexit.
Last night, grudgingly, we watched the whole of the final Tory leadership debate, for a contest in which pretty much everyone believes Boris Johnson has already gathered enough votes to comfortably win even though there are several days of voting to go.
The headline outcome the media appears to be focusing on is that both candidates proclaimed the Irish backstop “dead”, to which the EU’s response will without a doubt be “Is it, aye?”
So where does that leave us? Let’s have an update.
Swinson indignantly insisted that “the SNP do not have a mandate for [a second indyref]”, a statement which we of course already know is unambiguously false.
So that’s a pretty clear triple democratic and political mandate in any parliamentary democracy: a majority of MSPs, a majority of Scottish MPs and a majority of the Scottish Parliament. But since Jo Swinson doesn’t seem to recognise it, we wondered if she maybe just didn’t know what the word meant.
A crude clip of this segment from Shelagh Fogarty’s LBC show yesterday is doing the rounds on Twitter at the moment, and it deserves both better audiovisual quality and a wider audience. If features Regan Morann, a rather confused Tory from Scotland who has quite an opinion of himself.
An incredulous Fogarty, speaking for just about everyone listening to the show, asks “Where’s your self-respect?” as Morann burbles about debasing himself desperately in front of his English colleagues who don’t want him or care about him, and his eventual answer was enlightening, in a tragic kind of way.
Alf Baird on The Blackout: ““What is the link, if any, between the OCSR, LGBYS, the trustees, the COPFS, the alphabets, the civil service, the…” May 30, 20:56
agent x on The Blackout: “The seven trustees are clearly shown on the website https://lgbtyouth.org.uk/our-people/ James Blair, Ian Rivers, Nic Mooney, Danielle Eadie, Dee Mackenzie,…” May 30, 20:55
Xaracen on What Anas Actually Said: ““That is to say, asking the adult population of the country (ie all sovereign Scots) what they wanted?” Which ‘facts’…” May 30, 20:12
Nae Need! on The Blackout: “Read this, if you have the time . . . by fuck, the Conservatives are up to their necks in…” May 30, 19:41
Mia on The Blackout: “Who are these trustees of LGBTYS and why exactly should their reputations be shielded if they might have been knowingly…” May 30, 19:23
Nae Need! on The Blackout: “Quite, Fearghas. We, the people, need always to be thinking about our children, and this government is certainly ONLY thinking…” May 30, 19:20
Sally Hughes on The Blackout: “Very interesting… if in doubt redact everything. At some point when this charity first applied to Scot Gov and registered…” May 30, 19:17
Nae Need! on The Blackout: “Aye, we really fkn don’t, there’s absolutely nae need for it.” May 30, 19:15
Nae Need! on The Blackout: “I’m in, Sarah, if Stu wants to do it.” May 30, 19:11
BLMac on The Blackout: “That level of obstruction leads to one very obvious conclusion. The paedophiles have not all been rounded up. Some of…” May 30, 18:14
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Blackout: ““It would be better for them to be thrown into the sea with a millstone tied around their neck than…” May 30, 18:12
twathater on The Blackout: “What is even more disturbing is that NOT ONE of the other political parties has uttered a stutter over the…” May 30, 17:56
SilentMajority on The Blackout: “I guess it is fairly safe to assume that this story will not appear in any of the papers? Unbelievable.…” May 30, 17:47
PhilM on The Blackout: “Can confirm.” May 30, 17:41
Ian McCubbin on Tell Them You’re Frightened: “If the people of Larkhall and Stonehouse think electing a reform party MP is a good choice to spite the…” May 30, 17:41
Molesworth on The Blackout: “Me too Mark. Many of my family and friends will be doing the same, despite some having reservations about Farage.” May 30, 17:27
David on The Blackout: “Winnie Ewing famously won the Hamilton seat. I now hope Reform win in protest and give John Swinney bloody nose.…” May 30, 17:23
David on The Blackout: “Send this into GB news. This should be all over the mainstream. Well done for your investigative journalism exposing the…” May 30, 17:18
crazycat on The Blackout: “https://archive.ph/Yntsc This article reveals that mourners at the funeral of Christina McKelvie were asked not to buy flowers, but to…” May 30, 16:57
I. Despair on The Blackout: “There used to be quite a lot of such incompetence – thinking you could redact text in a Word document…” May 30, 16:43
holymacmoses on The Blackout: “It is interesting to note that the LGBT Charity was registered in 2003 when John Swinney was in charge. The…” May 30, 16:42
Den on The Blackout: “A message to the good people of Hamilton, next week ask not what your country can do for you but…” May 30, 16:35
I. Despair on The Blackout: “What an absolute bare-faced piss-take. The obliteration of basic metadata that shows which side of the conversation is which has…” May 30, 16:34
The Forge on The Blackout: “It’s difficult to not arrive at the conclusion that there is a sinister objective at play here. This looks like…” May 30, 16:22
Shug on The Blackout: “An interesting question might be who in the Scottish government is sanctioning the payments. Which ministers and where were they…” May 30, 16:19
Mark Beggan on The Blackout: “No quarter asked. No quarter given.” May 30, 16:07
Antoine Roquentin on The Blackout: “When, in dealing with the state, being 100% objectively correct carries no weight whatsoever, it can and must be said…” May 30, 16:00
sarah on The Blackout: “Rev, what about putting this into a leaflet and having it delivered to every house in Scotland? A Wings crowdfunder…” May 30, 15:51
robertkknight on The Blackout: “I think a thorough look at the high heid yins at the OSCR is in order. Where there’s smokescreens…” May 30, 15:48
Young Lochinvar on The Blackout: “Ladies and gentlemen, here in Hamilton we see in the red corner: Team Woke. In the blue corner: Reform. Let’s…” May 30, 15:41