One of the people we HAD heard of on the list was the, er, noted historian Dr David Starkey. Dr Starkey was keen to lend his name to the letter telling Scots that “we want to let you know how very much we value our bonds of citizenship with you”.
He didn’t always feel quite so warmly towards Scotland, though.
Private Eye editor Ian Hislop hasn’t made much of a secret of his opposition to Scottish independence. The satirical and investigative magazine, which is normally so razor-sharp on all the failings and hypocrisies of politicians and the media, has been remarkably silent on the subject of the referendum for the past few years, which one might have thought would have given it enough material to go weekly.
So in that context of that self-imposed censorship, the BBC’s coverage of last month’s Commonwealth Games in Glasgow must have been really quite something.
As so insightfully predicted by Lallands Peat Worrier yesterday, the media has raced to proclaim victory for Alistair Darling in tonight’s STV debate. For our money, the only winners were the people who watched something else.
The debate was a mess – not quite as shambolic as Nicola Sturgeon and Johann Lamont’s effort on the same channel a few months back, but none of the lessons from that trainwreck were learned. Darling was angry and personal from the start, while Salmond was off-form and the strategy he adopted for dealing with the only subject Darling wanted to talk about – currency – was absolutely dreadful.
We warned back in February that Yes couldn’t just keep flatly saying “There will be a currency union” for seven months, even if it’s true, and the studio audience was deeply and audibly unimpressed with Salmond’s evasion of Darling’s repeated question, even if the tactic got old and tired when the No man was still using it an hour later.
But we’re not going to get into too much spin, because our view is partisan. The main evidence used for the hasty declarations of a “triumph” for Darling was a snap poll conducted immediately afterwards by ICM for the Guardian. But on even a cursory examination, the poll actually found the opposite of what the media said it did.
Here’s an extraordinary display from Labour’s Jim Murphy, still standing on an Irn Bru crate and drawing crowds of up to a dozen people (several of whom sometimes aren’t even Labour staffers) in 100 locations across Scotland. This one’s apparently Ayr.
Not only does the former Secretary of State for Scotland spend most of his time bellowing furiously despite already being the only person with a microphone, but the demented rant he embarks on when asked a question by a lady in the crowd about Gordon Brown’s disgraceful lies over organ transplants will have readers used to Mr Murphy’s normal TV persona blinking and rubbing their eyes.
Most striking, though, is his complete refusal to meet the woman’s eye at the end of his extended “SNP BAD!” outburst, in which he’d completely ignored her simple and reasonable question. Several times at the end you can see him consciously turn away from her so as not to catch her gaze, presumably out of shame.
Vote No and trust him with Scotland’s future, readers.
The above is a deceptively simple question and one to which the answer, of course, is as varied as the people you might ask it of as we approach September’s vote.
The debate so far would suggest that at one end of the scale, we’re a nation of poor wee souls, much safer shackled to a United Kingdom that gifts us stability and security in the face of choppy global waters and saves us from the hassle of making crucial political decisions for ourselves. At the other end, we’re a proud nation of untold prosperity, a nirvana of wealth and social justice primed to emerge after our divorce from our oppressors in Westminster.
For anyone in between and still grappling with their identity, the Economist helpfully informed us recently that being Scottish means painting a Saltire on your face, wearing a Jimmy hat and shouting at nothing in particular. Glad that’s sorted then.
The truth is that very few of us will see ourselves in these broad-brushed caricatures of Scottish identity. I certainly don’t. In fact, the more I force myself to think about it, the clearer it becomes that I don’t have a bloody clue what it means to be Scottish.
The UK government is about to put another taxpayer-funded leaflet through every door in Scotland, laden with dire warnings about the consequences of independence.
Boiled down to just five bullet points – one of which is the meaningless “best of both worlds” – it presents the case for the UK as amounting to keeping the pound (which Scotland can do either way), higher public spending (omitting the fact that Scots pay over the odds for said spending), jobs with UK companies (which would be unaffected because EU law demands freedom of employment) and lower energy bills.
The latter is based on the oft-repeated claim that fuel bills would rise in Scotland because the rUK would no longer pay to import subsidised Scottish renewable energy. But an article in The Ecologist this week, by two respected academics from Robert Gordon University in Aberdeen, blows that argument out of the water.
Radical Cartoons on Pandora’s Campervan: “Congratulations on being interviewed by STV. It’s almost as if you’re being treated as a (gasp) actual journalist, after all…” Jun 3, 05:23
Effijy on Pandora’s Campervan: “Why on earth hasn’t most of this money been recovered or is in the process of being recovered? Surely at…” Jun 3, 05:11
Young Lochinvar on Pandora’s Campervan: “Which is presupposed on the assumption that Scotland militarily will continue militarily along the lines of current and ongoing UK…” Jun 3, 01:59
Young Lochinvar on Pandora’s Campervan: “Geri Maybe that’s why church-man Swinney has blocked an independent enquiry..” Jun 3, 01:42
Young Lochinvar on Pandora’s Campervan: “Lorncal I used to hold your comments in high regard. But; Sigh.. You just can’t help yourself. If she didn’t…” Jun 3, 01:38
Young Lochinvar on Pandora’s Campervan: “A I’ve already mentioned that.. And what do they do? Sling it (if not already done) and pretend it never…” Jun 3, 01:19
Geri on Pandora’s Campervan: ““Swinney is in charge of Scotland – a Country.” He isn’t FFS! Else we’d have had a referendum years ago…” Jun 3, 01:16
Young Lochinvar on Pandora’s Campervan: “Rev I would have told them to eff off for referring to your site as “controversial”! We all know who…” Jun 3, 01:03
Geri on Pandora’s Campervan: “Cause then people have to talk, under oath. & They can’t have that sort of thing. It’d be unpredictable who’d…” Jun 3, 00:36
Young Lochinvar on Pandora’s Campervan: “CC Probably because big Unionist politicians receive eye watering donations so are “already in the money”. Don’t get me wrong,…” Jun 3, 00:28
Cynicus on Pandora’s Campervan: ““…. like Stalin’s granny …. “ ========= There is a real blast from the past! It is usually applied to…” Jun 3, 00:21
Anthem on Pandora’s Campervan: “Just a thought. I wonder if anyone has considered that the alphabeties or Liz Lloyd has been in receipt of…” Jun 3, 00:10
James on Pandora’s Campervan: “Spot on, Alf. The usual suspects disagree. For obvious reasons.” Jun 3, 00:08
Colin Dawson on Pandora’s Campervan: “ISTR that SNP MSPs and MPs were each required to donate £250 per month from their salaries to cover SNP…” Jun 2, 23:40
Oneliner on Pandora’s Campervan: “Good one Alf. That’ll bring the post-imperial sentimentalists out.” Jun 2, 23:30
TURABDIN on Pandora’s Campervan: “Prof Malcolm Chalmers, deputy director of the Royal United Services Institute, said the Scottish National Party (SNP) would be forced…” Jun 2, 23:28
Lorncal on Pandora’s Campervan: “Indeed, to my mind, there never was any intention from 2014 onwards to do anything about a referendum or independence…” Jun 2, 21:49
Patrick Roden on Pandora’s Campervan: “The thing that really makes my piss boil, is that We now know for 100% certain that the people who…” Jun 2, 21:16
Morgatron on Pandora’s Campervan: “I am as excited, can’t wait Stu.” Jun 2, 20:50
Andrew Morton on Pandora’s Campervan: “Re Frank Waring’s comment, it certainly is a criminal offence to raise money for a specific purpose only to use…” Jun 2, 20:44
Captain Caveman on Pandora’s Campervan: ““The unionist media have been wanking themselves blind in excitement over this. And why shouldn’t they?” Well, yes. Why indeed.” Jun 2, 20:20
Onlooker on Pandora’s Campervan: “If you’re part-head honcho of a party, and don’t like being so, with your wife being the main (s)limelight-dweller…and if…” Jun 2, 19:49
Onlooker on Pandora’s Campervan: “The unionist media have been wanking themselves blind in excitement over this. And why shouldn’t they? That bastard Murrell handed…” Jun 2, 19:45
Bilbo on Pandora’s Campervan: “Whose thinking that this whole sordid episode is going to be made into a TV show by Channel 5 next…” Jun 2, 19:39
Ian Murray on Pandora’s Campervan: “A 24′ campervan parked along the side of a house somehow never came up in the conversation when Nicola and…” Jun 2, 19:35
Skip_NC on Pandora’s Campervan: “There are two reasons I can see. The first is that he planned to use it but people started asking…” Jun 2, 19:08
Lorncal on Pandora’s Campervan: “Anyone who buys three very expensive coffee machines and other sundry luxury goods as multiples has something wrong with him…” Jun 2, 19:08
agentx on Pandora’s Campervan: “I have no interest in your colonialism rubbish. Swinney is in charge of Scotland – a Country.” Jun 2, 19:05
Cynicus on Pandora’s Campervan: ““What an absolute fucking idiot – for God’s sake this stupid guy is in charge of a’Country!” ================== Please don’t…” Jun 2, 19:01