One of the stranger criticisms regularly levelled at this site is that we don’t attack the SNP/Scottish Government enough.
That’s weird firstly because it’s not like there’s currently a shortage of hostile media scrutiny of Nicola Sturgeon and her colleagues, and secondly because we’ve never in our four-year life claimed for a moment to be neutral.
What Unionists insisted was the biggest and most important parliamentary transfer of powers to a devolved government anywhere in the world was squeezed into five and a half hours of debate time in the House Of Commons tonight, approximately two hours of which were taken up by Westminster’s farcical voting system.
Of the remaining three and a bit hours, a third of the time was taken up by the three MPs you can see video of at the bottom of this post. We know it’s a lot to ask to watch an hour of politicians deliberately trolling Scotland, but if you didn’t see the debate live it’s about the minimum you need to get an accurate sense of the tone.
At the end of it all, a small number of things had been decided.
The tiny number of people who watch the BBC Parliament channel is undoubtedly a blessing to the parties of the Union. We’ll be bringing you some eye-opening excerpts from today’s Scotland Bill debate later, but as a taster here’s one brief exchange.
Alberto Costa, the Scottish-born Conservative MP for South Leicestershire (of whom we’ll be seeing much more in a bit), is heard loudly expressing his satisfaction that not a single Scottish MP of any party (nor indeed any from Wales or Northern Ireland) has been permitted to sit on the Joint Committee discussing the government’s plan to scrap the Human Rights Act, although six unelected peers do get places.
When challenged, Costa explains that he’s happy about it because it’s a matter reserved to the “United Kingdom Parliament”. The fact that he apparently doesn’t consider any Scottish members elected to that parliament to have any business with its affairs is perhaps rather more revealing than Mr Costa intended it to be.
When it comes to Scottish Labour’s great brainwave about “restoring” Tory tax-credit cuts, the madness just won’t stop. Here’s Magnus Gardham, formerly political editor of Scotland’s staunchest Labour paper the Daily Record, in the Herald today:
So, it’s our birthday. It was exactly four years ago today, on the 7th of November 2011, that Wings Over Scotland published the first post of what was supposed to be a pretty insignificant spare-time blog picking out interesting politics stories in the day’s Scottish media and challenging any inaccuracies in them.
It’s been such an exciting, action-packed week for Scottish Labour since a dynamic and thrusting PPB launched the 2015 branch-office conference that we worried there might be a danger people had forgotten it already. So we’ve brought it back for a curtain call, in a version a bit more appropriate for what remains of their core vote.
This is amazing, readers. It’s an extract from this afternoon’s The Big Debate on Radio Scotland, in which a journalist – the BBC’s Gordon Brewer – finally gets round to asking someone from Scottish Labour how they can make the extra £500m they need to fund their tax-credits “policy” while keeping all taxes the same.
You might have to listen through a few times to get your head round it, because that really is what a grown woman actually tried to get away with in front of a live audience.
Alert readers will probably already be familiar with the philosophical proposition of Schrödinger’s cat. (The less alert can click the link for a short and easy primer.) The hypothetical experiment posited by 20th-century Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger has entered into popular culture. But increasingly and disturbingly, it’s also becoming the guiding principle of mainstream media journalism.
Certain viewers should steel themselves at this point, because we’re about to briefly talk about football before moving on to other things later in the article. You can consider that your trigger warning. We’ll let you know when it’s over.
The lines above were issued to the press yesterday by The Rangers International Football Club plc, a football club (the clue’s in the name) formed in 2012, yet which lays claim to the history and achievements of a previous club of a similar name which was liquidated for bankruptcy the same year, having been formed in 1872.
And eagle-eyed logic fans may have spotted something of a contradiction.
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: ““Yes you won the argument there Northcode.” Yay for me! Another colonist bites the digital dust and admits their English…” Mar 20, 10:47
Captain Caveman on Looking up at the stars: ““What points?” Man alive, you people eh. Imbecile.” Mar 20, 10:39
Captain Caveman on Looking up at the stars: “Quelle surprise: “Geri” doubling down on his/her/its utterly crass, morally bankrupt stupidity. “& Your evidence this was “tens of thousands”…” Mar 20, 10:38
Aidan on Looking up at the stars: ““Are we to believe that no other port anywhere in the UK could be developed to handle the same traffic…” Mar 20, 10:36
100%Yes on Looking up at the stars: “SNPBAD and Reform only 5% difference in the latest opinion polls.” Mar 20, 10:27
Mark Beggan on Looking up at the stars: “Professor Snuggles and the munch bunch.” Mar 20, 10:23
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: ““… this is like trying to explain the concept of Latin to a dog… The Port of Dover is the…” Mar 20, 10:19
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “What points? I see no point to anything unionists (colonists if preferred… same thing) scribble here. I wasn’t responding to…” Mar 20, 10:16
Mark Beggan on Looking up at the stars: “It’s Tousi TV I watch. An Iranian in London talking about his own country. I think he’s got a lot…” Mar 20, 10:16
Geri on Looking up at the stars: ““Yeah, “unprovoked”, apart from that bit where they hosed down tens of thousands of their own people in a hail…” Mar 20, 10:06
Sven on Looking up at the stars: “I wish the SNP devolved administration had sat down and had a long talk with Professor Baird (& others with…” Mar 20, 10:06
Captain Caveman on Looking up at the stars: “Yeah, way to answer the points raised. Not. I’m sure “5,000 year old guff” was a HUGE consolation to those…” Mar 20, 09:52
Aidan on Looking up at the stars: “An informed and interesting comment Alf – thank you. In the current fiscal climate bluntly however, I would rather the…” Mar 20, 09:44
Northcode on Looking up at the stars: “Five thousand years before God (morning, God) sent His son, Jesus – or ‘God-Wearing-A-Disguise’ as I like to call Him…” Mar 20, 09:41
Alf Baird on Looking up at the stars: “My preference would be for Scotland to reduce dependence on England’s supply chain and develop the direct ferry link to…” Mar 20, 09:11
Captain Caveman on Looking up at the stars: ““An unprovoked act of aggression.” Yeah, “unprovoked”, apart from that bit where they hosed down tens of thousands of their…” Mar 20, 09:09
Chas on Looking up at the stars: “I am always amazed how people like Geri have their finger on the pulse of EVERYTHING that is happening in…” Mar 20, 09:04
Jamie on Looking up at the stars: “Yes, a 4th volume of his cartoons would be most welcome in the next year or two also.” Mar 20, 08:52
Geri on Looking up at the stars: “Because most of us who follow international news are more informed of the facts rather than the propaganda the MSM…” Mar 20, 08:51
Jamie on Looking up at the stars: “Scotland to this day still produces 4 to 5 times what it uses, we are a net exporter still and…” Mar 20, 08:48
Mark Beggan on Looking up at the stars: “It’s hard to believe the Lefty Liberal pearl clutchers on here hoping Trump looses the war. Loose to a regime…” Mar 20, 06:51
Aidan on Looking up at the stars: “Okay I realise this is like trying to explain the concept of Latin to a dog, but let’s give it…” Mar 20, 06:31
Geri on Looking up at the stars: “Allegedly, Kushy & Witless accepted $50 billion from the Saudis to throw the peace talks. Makes sense. Also, Kushy, Witless…” Mar 20, 02:57
Cynicus on Looking up at the stars: ““Meanwhile the chosen people keep killing anyone that the Donald could deal with…” ========= That son of Scotland, Dòmhnall Iain…” Mar 20, 01:01
Geri on Looking up at the stars: “It wasn’t surprising that the gayist parliament in Scotland, with the gayist parties, would jump aboard the latest gay crusade…” Mar 20, 00:23
robertkknight on Looking up at the stars: “https://news.sky.com/story/north-sea-oil-is-it-time-to-reconsider-drilling-13520893 Someone’s been pissing down our backs again…” Mar 20, 00:06
Iain More on Looking up at the stars: “I see the Kleptomaniac Sassanachs are now talking about rationing Gas, Petrol and Diesel. I guess the policy of maliciously…” Mar 19, 23:46
Geri on Looking up at the stars: “That comment to Japan was cringe. He’s lost it. What an embarrassment he is. It’s right up there with telling…” Mar 19, 22:31
sarah on Looking up at the stars: “A Plea to Chris Cairns, Cartoonist of that Ilk Woe, woe, thrice times woe! Get out your pencils. Pin paper…” Mar 19, 22:18
Lorncal on Looking up at the stars: “I support independence, Dan. Always have, always will. I was making no “digging response”. I was very annoyed that you…” Mar 19, 22:10