It seems that it’s fine to farm important judgments out to mysterious shadowy figures who just make important chunks of them up out of thin air, and then issue them in your own name. Back in your boxes, plebs.
This clip was broadcast on ITV News Wales this week.
It’s a staggeringly obvious mess for a whole raft of reasons – a number of completely spurious, illogical and unsupported claims are accepted as facts without any sort of challenge or balancing voice (which has been standard practice on ITV News for a while now across almost any contentious political topic) – but it led us to somewhere magnitudes of crazier still.
My first ever real experience of politics was playing Dictator.
Originally written by Don Priestley for the Sinclair ZX81 in 1982, it was a simple text-based game which subsequently came to other formats including the Commodore 64, BBC Micro, Elan Enterprise and the ZX Spectrum, which is where I encountered it.
It’s almost – almost – worth voting SNP in May because of this:
Because it would be at least momentarily absolutely hilarious watching Swinney try to explain why his “100% guaranteed” second indyref didn’t happen if the SNP actually did get a majority on 30% of the vote (which is narrowly feasible on current polling).
This week The National published a poll it commissioned from Find Out Now for this May’s Scottish Parliament election, alongside a seat projection from Sir John Curtice. Here are the list-vote figures from the poll.
The seat projection calculated that the election would result in 59 SNP MSPs (six short of the number John Swinney says is the minimum needed to force a second indyref), 25 for Reform, 13 for the Greens, 12 each for Labour and the Tories and eight for the Lib Dems.
It didn’t specify how many of the seats were constituency ones and how many were list ones, so we dropped Sir John a line and asked him.
Yesterday we noted in passing that independence support now outstrips that of the SNP by more than 20 points, making the party into a gigantic liability as the vehicle for enabling Scots to leave the UK. Put simply, even when voters want independence (as most now do), they’re not willing to vote SNP to get it.
(Not, of course, that they WOULD get it if they voted SNP – the party still having no coherent or credible strategy to achieve it – but more than 40% of would-be Yes voters are no longer prepared to even try giving them the benefit of yet another mandate.)
And since what everyone loves most of all on New Year’s Day is a good old wade in some political stats, we thought we’d take a little more detail on that.
With Reform now pretty consistently miles in front in polling for the next UK election, logically this is brilliant news for the Scottish independence movement, isn’t it?
So can anyone explain why the SNP is so desperate to stop them?
There’s a post on the superwoke poll-analysis account Ballot Box Scotland today bemoaning the lack of interest in the forthcoming Scottish Parliament election from polling companies, and presenting it as some sort of anti-Scottish conspiracy.
The real reason nobody’s very interested, of course, is that as things stand the election is an obvious foregone conclusion in which the party that’s been in power for the previous 19 years will stay in power for another five, and nothing will change.
The only minor intrigue around the election is to be found at the edges and is only of real interest to politics nerds, but since we ARE politics nerds we may as well take a look at it.
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Narrowing the options: “PEERS: ‘WESTMINSTER’S CONVERSION PRACTICES BILL IMPERILS THE INNOCENT’ Peers have warned that the Government’s plans to ban so-called conversion practices…” Jul 4, 14:31
Mark Beggan on Narrowing the options: “It’s the side effects of the puberty blockers.” Jul 4, 14:18
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “There are over 500 independent (e.g. colonial lol) schools in London, so I assume that also makes London a colony?” Jul 4, 13:46
James Che on Narrowing the options: “No private rights for the evident utility of the of the subjects within Scotland. Or No union, And this covers…” Jul 4, 13:41
Chas on Narrowing the options: “As I look at the comments just now, 7 out of the last 8 posts from the same nutter. Probably…” Jul 4, 13:40
James Che on Narrowing the options: “The courts have no ruling over what are the private Rights of the Scottish people as it is the peoples…” Jul 4, 13:10
Alf Baird on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““GDP per capita is higher in Edinburgh than Oslo” The ‘wages of colonialism’, aka the Holyrood budget, are only permitted…” Jul 4, 13:01
MaryB on Narrowing the options: “Several people here posting about Nicola’s London photo. Just wait until she’s starring in the TV series with Michael Gove,…” Jul 4, 12:52
James Che on Narrowing the options: “The union treaty cannot over rule or make self made declarations on what the union decides are the private rights…” Jul 4, 12:40
James Che on Narrowing the options: “The treaty of union article XV111 cannot” Jul 4, 12:16
James Che on Narrowing the options: “In Scotland we actually do not languish half way between being in a union or not in a union, if…” Jul 4, 11:46
James Che on Narrowing the options: “Scotland can use the treaty of union union unalterable laws to help assist it in many situations under article XV111.…” Jul 4, 11:36
James Che on Narrowing the options: “Scotland is still a Country and not a region and all the people in Scotland have PRIVATE RIGHTS over their…” Jul 4, 11:18
James Che on Narrowing the options: “Willie, 7:11 am. Police Breaking in to Scottish homes and preventing Scots from moving around in Scotland during Covid, Article…” Jul 4, 11:13
Dick Wall on Narrowing the options: “That’s what all the smart money said when the rev first started this. I’m betting on WoS.” Jul 4, 10:57
Alf Baird on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““Do you really believe you can lie your way to Indy?” Another typical colonialist response, Hatey, the same doubtless said…” Jul 4, 10:48
Hatey McHateface on Narrowing the options: “The only fact members of the public need to know is that the SNP, and by extension ScotGov, are organisations…” Jul 4, 10:34
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I have no doubt that outside of your filthy window there is nothing to see beyond piled up rubbish and…” Jul 4, 10:24
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “I suppose, Wally Winky Walrus, you could always have got yourself a job. I know plenty of Scots who made…” Jul 4, 10:24
Hatey McHateface on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Oh Alf! Wash your mouth out with soap. It’s so fucking easy to go online and verify that Scotland doesn’t…” Jul 4, 10:16
Robert on Narrowing the options: “There is substantial public interest in a trial. Members of the public need to know whether other organisations in the…” Jul 4, 10:11
James on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: ““He didn’t answer”….” Do you twats always go around in twos? That’s right, Adrian. Scotland is really wealthy in the…” Jul 4, 10:10
Captain Caveman on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Imagine Fatso thinking he’s convinced anyone that he actually wrote that copious bilge. 😀 Also: PARAGRAPH BREAKS, idiot. Ever heard…” Jul 4, 09:11
Bilbo on Narrowing the options: “Archived link to the article showing Sturgeon living the high life in London. https://archive.is/VgdgF A poster in a previous article…” Jul 4, 09:02
Effijy on Narrowing the options: “I’m sure the Flat Earth Society are guiding these people through this corrupt embarrassment Perhaps signing for the Neds by…” Jul 4, 08:34
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “The reality of course is that Scotland is a wealthy country, GDP per capita is higher in Edinburgh than Oslo…” Jul 4, 07:39
Aidan on Fob, Fob, Fobbing Along: “Well done in the copying and pasting a huge body of text from somewhere else with or without any paragraph…” Jul 4, 07:30
Willie on Narrowing the options: “And just to add to the earlier comment about how rotten and corrupt Police Scotland and COPFS are and how…” Jul 4, 07:11
Willie on Narrowing the options: “That is a very good point that I have never, or at least ever been aware of any comment on…” Jul 4, 06:44