This article from yesterday hasn’t made it onto the Daily Record’s website. When people told us about it, we thought they were joking. When someone typed the text out by hand and emailed it to us, we thought they were making it up. We had to get someone to scan the page for us before we believed it was real.
A phenomenon we’ve reported on numerous times on this site is the strange way that the media will regard the same opinion-poll statistics in radically different ways depending on how the figures relate to their political agenda.
So if 65% of Scots say they think Alex Salmond is a swell and trustworthy guy, the headline will be “MORE THAN A THIRD OF SCOTS DON’T TRUST SLIPPERY SALMOND”. Conversely, if those numbers are reversed on a referendum poll, the banner lead will be “ONLY A THIRD OF SCOTS BACK SEPARATION”.
But there are other ways of misrepresenting numbers, too.
We can’t remember if anyone mentioned this last week when we were talking about the Scotland Office’s bizarre Buzzfeed escapades, so we’ll just put it up here now.
There’s something not quite right about that picture and the words underneath it, isn’t there, readers? Have you spotted it yet?
While its prevalence is new, the actual line is a tired old straw man – neither the First Minister nor the wider Yes campaign has EVER pretended Scotland would suddenly enter a fairytale utopia where everything was perfect and cash flowed from taps.
But for the avoidance of doubt, as advocates of a Yes vote, let’s put something on the record in black and white: There Will Be Cuts.
Better late than never. But there’s still something not quite right in the image above, and you’ll have to be one of our extra-specially alert readers to spot it.
Readers will know that as a rule we don’t just pinch bits of other peoples’ work wholesale, but in this particular case, given that the entire UK media’s been going on about it misleadingly for a solid week and still shows no sign of stopping, it seemed only fair that everyone should be up to speed on the source.
It’s a Bank Holiday and frankly there’s absolutely bugger-all of any interest in the news today, so I hope you’ll forgive me a personal indulgence, readers. I’ve only used the personal pronoun for a couple of Wings articles out of over 2,300 in the site’s two and a half years of existence, because the independence debate isn’t about me. But a curious piece in today’s Herald by David Torrance merits such a response.
If you don’t see what it’s got to do with that video*, bear with me.
To cheer you up a bit, we thought you might like to see a couple of rather curious pieces from this weekend’s right-wing press. 300 years of the Union have infamously left Scotland with the lowest life expectancies in the UK, as illustrated in particularly stark fashion by some maps published a couple of years ago in the Guardian:
Respectable author Allan Massie (father of Spectator columnist Alex) rather shames himself in today’s Scottish Mail On Sunday, with a particularly grim piece of what we assume is supposed to be comical crystal ball-gazing, painting a melodramatic picture of an apocalyptic post-independence Scotland as seen by Project Fear.
Over 2500 words long, it ticks all the boxes – no currency union, a mass exodus of business, Spain vetoing Scotland’s EU membership, economic Armageddon forcing the return of tuition fees and prescription charges, Trident staying on the Clyde permanently, Orkney and Shetland voting to stay with the UK and somehow taking the oil with them in direct contravention of all international law, and so on.
Which would all be a super piece of knockabout fun, were it not for the fact that we’ve already almost lost count of the number of times the right-wing English media, and in particular the Mail itself, has already trotted out this same dystopian drivel.
McDuff on Still Time To Save Her: “Exactly so. They are all walking about with the confidence that they are untouchable.” Oct 12, 20:45
Northcode on Still Time To Save Her: “Aidan’s comment above mixes together domestic law, international law, and recognition in a way that doesn’t quite hold together. Here’s…” Oct 12, 20:35
Mark Beggan on Still Time To Save Her: “Well aint that a bitch. Does anyone have a Heat Pump? Not anymore you don’t. The money is going to…” Oct 12, 20:24
Southernbystander on Still Time To Save Her: “They think they will be looking at a 230ft long, 1000 year old embroidery of 53 scenes depicting the events…” Oct 12, 20:19
Mark Beggan on Still Time To Save Her: “Fuck International law. It aint worth a toilet roll. The last bastion of benefit cheats and nonces.” Oct 12, 19:53
Northcode on Still Time To Save Her: ““Does international law recognise a self-determination referendum as democratically legitimate if the answer is ‘No’?” “Is there a time limit…” Oct 12, 19:48
Dan on Still Time To Save Her: “@CC Daf Truck Fan… WTF are you on aboot? The closest I’ve come to that is when serving my time…” Oct 12, 19:45
Hatey McHateface on Still Time To Save Her: ““you’re that fucking stupid you’re on a Scottish independence blog flogging the Bayeux Tapestry pish as a culturally enriching episode…” Oct 12, 19:35
Bilbo on Still Time To Save Her: “CC You said you’ve paid millions in taxes yet you spend a lot of your time posting on a blog…” Oct 12, 19:15
Captain Caveman on Still Time To Save Her: “Yeah, it’s a real surprise you got yourself permabanned on X, Twat. 😀 Silly old fool.” Oct 12, 18:57
Aidan on Still Time To Save Her: “Northcode is both right and wrong: – under the UK’s domestic legal framework, Holyrood cannot hold a referendum on independence.…” Oct 12, 18:47
Hatey McHateface on Still Time To Save Her: ““Holyrood can hold an advisory(consultative) referendum without Westminster’s permission and international law will recognise it if it is democratically legitimate”…” Oct 12, 18:23
sam on Still Time To Save Her: “No legal basis. No political basis either since such a referendum is likely simply to be ignored and without participation…” Oct 12, 18:22
twathater on Still Time To Save Her: “Yeh and you’re that fucking stupid you’re on a Scottish independence blog flogging the Bayeux Tapestry pish as a culturally…” Oct 12, 18:16
Hatey McHateface on Still Time To Save Her: “@ twathater says: 12 October, 2026 at 5:49 pm See how much BETTER his posts are when CAPS LOCK doesn’t…” Oct 12, 18:14
Northcode on Still Time To Save Her: “Professor Robert McCorquodale is one of the world’s leading authorities on self-determination, international law, and constitutional transitions. His core position…” Oct 12, 17:52
twathater on Still Time To Save Her: “@ aydan ,funnily enough I’m surprised you’re not banned from WOS for being an obnoxious prick that you have shown…” Oct 12, 17:49
Hatey McHateface on Still Time To Save Her: “Fa’s Mr Lavrov when you need him? Tragic to think of poor old CM carting his kilt around the world…” Oct 12, 17:21
Captain Caveman on Still Time To Save Her: “LOL @ Whinging, Beaver-Worrying, DAF Truck Fan Dan. I’ve paid many millions into the exchequer and provided employment to dozens,…” Oct 12, 16:46
Dan on Still Time To Save Her: “@CC Should you not be busy learning Greek and packing your belongings so you assimilate better as a NuGree into…” Oct 12, 16:26
Dan on Still Time To Save Her: “One for “Northcode” to assess and churn out a response to answer the qustion asked. https://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2026/10/does-the-act-of-union-still-apply/” Oct 12, 16:17
sam on Still Time To Save Her: “@ Northcode. This is what you say. “Holyrood can legitimately hold a referendum. This is the constitutional reality: – Holyrood…” Oct 12, 16:15
sarah on Still Time To Save Her: “Court case funding: Craig Murray’s case to assert Scottish law’s power as separate from England’s [as was successfully done by…” Oct 12, 15:20
lothianlad on Still Time To Save Her: “If you thought the unionists were corrupt, the snp traitors are right up there with them.” Oct 12, 12:59
Hatey McHateface on Still Time To Save Her: “I wonder how future historians will describe our conquest in our era. Were they calling it the Norman Conquest back…” Oct 12, 12:56
Captain Caveman on Still Time To Save Her: “Delighted you seem to take such a fascination in our rich and storied history, TURABDIN. It’s really quite something, isn’t…” Oct 12, 12:42
TURABDIN on Still Time To Save Her: “One might speculate as to what these people think they are looking at as they are hurried along its 70m…” Oct 12, 12:17
Captain Caveman on Still Time To Save Her: “”Until that happens Bell, Baird, Salvo, and Liberation Scotland are just sharing their grievances between themselves while the majority of…” Oct 12, 12:14
Hatey McHateface on Still Time To Save Her: “Harsh but true, Northy. Out in the real world, there’s a continuing likelihood that Andeh’s gonna call a snap WM…” Oct 12, 12:01