And it’ll be accompanied, we haven’t even the slightest shred of doubt, by a veritable procession of outraged columnists demanding that Alistair Darling must take personal responsibility for the actions of these people.
As so insightfully predicted by Lallands Peat Worrier yesterday, the media has raced to proclaim victory for Alistair Darling in tonight’s STV debate. For our money, the only winners were the people who watched something else.
The debate was a mess – not quite as shambolic as Nicola Sturgeon and Johann Lamont’s effort on the same channel a few months back, but none of the lessons from that trainwreck were learned. Darling was angry and personal from the start, while Salmond was off-form and the strategy he adopted for dealing with the only subject Darling wanted to talk about – currency – was absolutely dreadful.
We warned back in February that Yes couldn’t just keep flatly saying “There will be a currency union” for seven months, even if it’s true, and the studio audience was deeply and audibly unimpressed with Salmond’s evasion of Darling’s repeated question, even if the tactic got old and tired when the No man was still using it an hour later.
But we’re not going to get into too much spin, because our view is partisan. The main evidence used for the hasty declarations of a “triumph” for Darling was a snap poll conducted immediately afterwards by ICM for the Guardian. But on even a cursory examination, the poll actually found the opposite of what the media said it did.
We encourage readers to keep an eye out for the soon-to-be-released work of the Scottish Research Society. You won’t have heard of them before – they’re only three months old, with just 48 “likes” on Facebook – but they’ve already amassed some serious funds and have registered as campaigners for No in the referendum debate.
The society’s website notes that it “was formed on May 6th, under the Act of 1854, permitting Scientific and Literary Societies to be set up to inform and educate the public on social, economic and scientific matters.”
It goes on to add that “the material contained in the Society’s works, is used to provide accurate and informed commentary on aspects of the issues relevant to the question of Scottish independence. The Society is not a campaign group, but an organisation seeking to inform and provide balance.”
An alert reader was listening to the Today programme on Radio 4 this morning when they heard something unexpected that made them sit up and take notice. It came as part of a segment on Northern Irish people living in Scotland, 45 minutes into the show, and was stated in passing as an unremarkable statistic by BBC reporter Andy Martin.
We’ve isolated it for you – click the image above to listen to the short 13-second clip. (The full six-minute piece can be found here for when it expires on iPlayer.)
Here’s an extraordinary display from Labour’s Jim Murphy, still standing on an Irn Bru crate and drawing crowds of up to a dozen people (several of whom sometimes aren’t even Labour staffers) in 100 locations across Scotland. This one’s apparently Ayr.
Not only does the former Secretary of State for Scotland spend most of his time bellowing furiously despite already being the only person with a microphone, but the demented rant he embarks on when asked a question by a lady in the crowd about Gordon Brown’s disgraceful lies over organ transplants will have readers used to Mr Murphy’s normal TV persona blinking and rubbing their eyes.
Most striking, though, is his complete refusal to meet the woman’s eye at the end of his extended “SNP BAD!” outburst, in which he’d completely ignored her simple and reasonable question. Several times at the end you can see him consciously turn away from her so as not to catch her gaze, presumably out of shame.
Vote No and trust him with Scotland’s future, readers.
The above is a deceptively simple question and one to which the answer, of course, is as varied as the people you might ask it of as we approach September’s vote.
The debate so far would suggest that at one end of the scale, we’re a nation of poor wee souls, much safer shackled to a United Kingdom that gifts us stability and security in the face of choppy global waters and saves us from the hassle of making crucial political decisions for ourselves. At the other end, we’re a proud nation of untold prosperity, a nirvana of wealth and social justice primed to emerge after our divorce from our oppressors in Westminster.
For anyone in between and still grappling with their identity, the Economist helpfully informed us recently that being Scottish means painting a Saltire on your face, wearing a Jimmy hat and shouting at nothing in particular. Glad that’s sorted then.
The truth is that very few of us will see ourselves in these broad-brushed caricatures of Scottish identity. I certainly don’t. In fact, the more I force myself to think about it, the clearer it becomes that I don’t have a bloody clue what it means to be Scottish.
Northcode on A matter of class: ““… “Northcode” appears 63 times in this post [WoS article]… In not one of those comments do you make a…” Dec 23, 21:37
Young Lochinvar on A matter of class: “Can’t say I’ve given the colonisation argument (historically) much credence – modern monied blow-ins is however very evident. Anyway, currently…” Dec 23, 20:34
Dan on A matter of class: “Ha, talk of dance, and I see the algorhythm is working well, as this vid turns up on a feed.…” Dec 23, 20:00
Northcode on A matter of class: “Aye, Alf. We all know that willie was using the term “porridge wog” in his comment to make a point…” Dec 23, 19:37
Northcode on A matter of class: “Correction: “they’ll be” should read “there’ll be” I thank you all for your generous patience while this serious grammar issue…” Dec 23, 19:22
Northcode on A matter of class: “Whit a braw sight! A colonial “Flash Mob” spontaneously breaks into a colonial “Flashdance” routine for the amusement of us…” Dec 23, 18:50
TURABDIN on A matter of class: “COZYING UP, https://archive.is/BDjcz” Dec 23, 18:48
Northcode on A matter of class: “I 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th Ellis posting more of his Anglo-centric ‘stuff’ on here.…” Dec 23, 18:29
Young Lochinvar on A matter of class: “A Ellis @ 4.04pm “Small wonder-that the nativist shock troops in here are -almost without exception so keen to preserve…” Dec 23, 18:25
Dan on A matter of class: “Sigh. Power over immigration is reserved to London Rule, and therefore not within the remit of the diddies in the…” Dec 23, 18:25
Red on A matter of class: “Latest population replacement news. That thing that never happens, happened yet again: An Afghan asylum seeker who raped a teenage…” Dec 23, 18:06
Aidan on A matter of class: “I would 3rd that Andy, more posts from you would be very welcome. It might help to dilute the howling…” Dec 23, 17:49
Andy Ellis on A matter of class: “@Capt. Caveman & Insider Thank you for your kind comments. I will make a determined effort to post more over…” Dec 23, 16:50
Captain Caveman on A matter of class: “I would also like to see Andy post more, and I’m a Yoon. 🙂” Dec 23, 16:14
Captain Caveman on A matter of class: “@Flying Iron of Doom “You never did explain to us what a fly press is, mate. I can’t be the…” Dec 23, 16:09
Andy Ellis on A matter of class: “@Hatey 2.01PM I’m with you mate on wondering what motivates the usual suspects in their all too frequent recourse to…” Dec 23, 16:04
Andy Ellis on A matter of class: “@Hatey 2.17pm So what’s your problem? I’m not sure we want to go there. If nothing else, you’d need more…” Dec 23, 15:47
James Cheyne on A matter of class: “Fearghas macFhionnlaigh, I also saw that snippet of news, And notable that both the civil Servants and the BBC have…” Dec 23, 15:32
Insider on A matter of class: “Andy, I wish you would start posting more regularly again ! You were one of the few posters on this…” Dec 23, 14:45
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: “Just go all indigenous, nativist, Sovereign Scots on us, Confused, and refuse to acknowledge the alien, forced, cultural abomination of…” Dec 23, 14:25
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: “But whit aboot the green shoots, Aidan? Ye hivnae conseedered the import o the green shoots! OFFS. Dinna tell me…” Dec 23, 14:20
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: “You know what, Alf, “Porridge wogs” was a direct quote from willie’s post above. Tak it up wi him if…” Dec 23, 14:17
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: ““centuries long proclivity to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by arguing amongst ourselves” Too true, Andy. To which…” Dec 23, 14:01
Aidan on A matter of class: “I’d also point out Northcode that the word “Northcode” appears 63 times in this post. Now of course not all…” Dec 23, 13:56
Alf Baird on A matter of class: ““us deluded porridge wogs” Well, whit can we say aboot that! As postcolonial theory (Memmi) so often reminds us, such…” Dec 23, 13:45
Confused on A matter of class: “Looking forward – interesting world cup draw and puts indy within our grasp; let me explain – Scotland and the…” Dec 23, 13:45
Aidan on A matter of class: “Whilst we are on the subject of the reality check, I note that the relentless spamming about the UN approach…” Dec 23, 13:43
Confused on A matter of class: “a rewrite of christmas carol, a real horror story with the ghosts – christmas past will tell us of imperial…” Dec 23, 13:41
James Cheyne on A matter of class: “Should Scotland, If independent. Have a Monarchy? Or Some other head of Scotland, Or should it be the people as…” Dec 23, 13:33
Andy Ellis on A matter of class: “Sadly Hatey the days when Voltaire famously observed that “We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilzation” are…” Dec 23, 13:30