He popped up on Talk TV last night, explaining how a middle-aged man twerking at a number of very young children – some of whom seemed visibly distressed – during a recent Pride march was fine because maybe the children had asked him to (which they manifestly hadn’t), and anyway it was their parents’ fault that it happened.
And, y’know, readers can make their own judgements about that.
Hannah Graf MBE (below, right, receiving the decoration from Prince William in 2019 for his “work updating LGBTQ policy in the British Army”) is a very strange fella.
Here are three recent newspaper stories. This one’s from two weeks ago:
A wealthy businessman, related to an SNP MP, is alleged to have donated tens of thousands of pounds in envelopes to the party which it is claimed have unlawfully not been recorded with the Electoral Commission.
Tuesday’s front page headline in The National was roughly the political equivalent of introducing yourself to your new next-door neighbour by saying “Hi, nice to meet you, I’m Jimmy from No.22 and it definitely wasn’t me who killed your cat last night”.
Humza Yousaf’s great masterplan of an independence strategy is imploding faster than the OceanGate Titan, and scarcely any less disastrously. And unless you’re one of the colleagues, family or friends of the tragic victims on board the doomed vessel, it’s even more painful to watch.
24 hours on, pretty much everyone seems to have come to the same conclusion (with the assistance of briefings from the FM himself) about Humza Yousaf’s “independence strategy” as the one Wings saw immediately yesterday, namely that he’s taken Nicola Sturgeon’s flawed version of a de-facto referendum and made it even less credible.
In as far as they’re talking about it at all, anyway.
We’ve seen some hilarious demands for “unity” in the independence movement in the last couple of years, almost all of them from the most divisive figures ever to wave a wee plastic Saltire (Pete Wishart, Neil Mackay, Wee Ginger Dug etc etc).
But this effort from the SNP’s new airhead mascot takes the shortbread.
Chas on What Went On: “Off topic. I have a golfing pal who receives an old age pension. Last year he was awarded £500 for…” Nov 29, 10:32
shug on What Went On: “Of course the BBC is avoiding mention of the UK gender equality act in 2010 that kicked off all this…” Nov 29, 10:32
Mac on What Went On: “Where it really struck me was old footage of Scotland fans breaking the goalposts at Wembley… there is hardly a…” Nov 29, 10:21
Mac on What Went On: “The reason we have an obesity and diabetes epidemic is because in the 80’s at the behest of Big Food…” Nov 29, 10:05
Andy on What Went On: “Not even on the Scotland page of the BBC website. You have to know that it’s down in Scotland Politics.…” Nov 29, 09:53
Frank Gillougley on What Went On: “What went on? – about 2018 or so, androgynous adolescents started appearing as a phenomenom in Scottish secondary schools. From…” Nov 29, 09:47
SteepBrae on What Went On: “The service in St Giles is 11am but this is at 12.30. Maybe someone could verify it? The info is…” Nov 29, 09:36
Stevie on What Went On: “As soon as I see, or hear, or read about the thing called SNP, the first word that comes straight…” Nov 29, 09:24
ABruce on What Went On: “Irvine Welsh: ‘The long knives’- ” If you’re a gadge who feels trapped in a bird’s body, have the fucking…” Nov 29, 09:22
TURABDIN on What Went On: “There are biologically two sexes but as many «genders» as you might dream up. Good science is concerned with the…” Nov 29, 09:21
diabloandco on What Went On: “In a nutshell , thank you Robert Louis!” Nov 29, 08:22
diabloandco on What Went On: “I thought it was 11 a.m – am I wrong?” Nov 29, 08:19
diabloandco on What Went On: “Nothing is impossible with medical intervention (or so some would have us believe!) – and then there’s miracles!!” Nov 29, 08:18
Mark Beggan on What Went On: “Swinney will be severely beaten for expressing an opinion to the Media.” Nov 29, 08:15
diabloandco on What Went On: “Written by Pish Washout – what an excellent present!” Nov 29, 08:05
Brian Crawford Hill on What Went On: “I’m not sure to which KC you are referring. The irony perhaps, as the KC for the appellants mentioned, is…” Nov 29, 01:05
Robert Matthews on What Went On: “Will Alf Baird and James be attending? If not, why not?” Nov 29, 00:19
ben madigan on What Went On: “many years ago I worked with a urology surgeon who had created a “penis” for a woman who wanted to…” Nov 28, 23:47
Oneliner on What Went On: “Those from parties not based in and controlled by London/England. Some shuffling of desks and slippers may be required. House…” Nov 28, 23:47
Gregory Beekman on What Went On: “She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark…” Nov 28, 23:28
Mark Beggan on What Went On: “The less said about that’ the better.” Nov 28, 23:22
Robert Hughes on What Went On: “My partner was telling me about this ( I’m not on TwitX ) and that the Scottish dairy brand -…” Nov 28, 23:17
Ian Brotherhood on What Went On: “A stushie has erupted over whether or not fart suppressant being added to cattle feed is harmful to humans. I…” Nov 28, 22:28
crazycat on What Went On: “I think there are two strands of lunacy here. As you say, men cannot be pregnant. But people who swallow…” Nov 28, 22:08
znovak on What Went On: ““Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.” It is…” Nov 28, 21:53
Craig P on What Went On: “The Scottish Government needs to take UEFA to court. Scotland clearly won the last Euros.” Nov 28, 21:50
Anthem on What Went On: “Exactly! There seems to be no law against their fraud, deceit and lies. How do we prosecute these people?” Nov 28, 21:40
Robert Matthews on What Went On: “Colonial Bingo – 0 ?” Nov 28, 21:39
Robert Matthews on What Went On: “Colonial Bingo- knock at the door 4.” Nov 28, 21:37
Andy Anderson on What Went On: “Is he not to old to become pregnant!!” Nov 28, 21:31
