For much of its life, this site has been warning readers that, as their default position, they should always assume newspaper headlines are a lie until proven otherwise.
Today, Britain’s biggest-selling newspaper admitted it in public.
You win a historic third election with a second massive landslide, getting more than twice as many seats as your nearest challenger – the first time such a thing has ever happened in a Holyrood election – on the back of what’s (self-evidently) by and large a very popular policy programme and record, and before you’ve even taken your seats in the chamber all the parties you just thrashed out of sight line up to explain how you’ve been doing everything wrong.
And as alliances go, they don’t get much less holy.
We’re supposed to be taking a few days off, but it’s been tipping it down outside for 36 solid hours, so when an alert reader emailed us a question relating to this article from Monday, we couldn’t help but go and research it just to pass some time.
They’d asked how many of the Tory MSPs elected last Thursday had been rejected by the voters of a constituency seat on the same day, and we were startled by the answer – of the 24 Conservative members of the Scottish Parliament elected on the list last week, every single one was also a failed constituency candidate.
In amongst a torrent of pretty mad analysis of the election result at the weekend, we noticed the most insane reason yet suggested for the loss of the SNP’s majority:
The co-founder of a much-lauded but little-read pro-independence website asserted that the SNP were cruising to victory until the Nats got the backing of the Scottish Sun and Nicola Sturgeon was pictured posing with the front cover endorsing her party.
The whole litany of gaping flaws in that argument is something the Yes movement has needed to talk about for some considerable time now. So let’s bite the bullet and do it.
A few weeks ago we rather cruelly highlighted an old post from Kezia Dugdale’s blog in which she bitterly bemoaned the practice of candidates who’d been rejected by voters in constituency seats still being able to get into Parliament via the “back door” of the regional lists.
The social-media reaction to this post yesterday was astonishing. Merely pointing out calmly and quietly that our warnings before the election had been entirely vindicated, and that everyone else’s unequivocal assertions of a guaranteed SNP majority had been the rubbish we always said they were, unleashed a torrent of abuse equal to any we’ve ever endured in the last four and a half years – distinguished only by the fact that so much of this one came from supposed Yes supporters.
But no amount of screaming and shouting will change the facts. Let’s look at them.
Mark Beggan on The Idiot Rodeo: “@ His Northness My dear Northy. You are looking up the wrong word. School boy error. Try ‘Ringer’. And you…” Dec 18, 22:28
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: ““Contrast that to Northcode, who whilst admittedly sometimes amusing…” Thanks for the compliment, AI Dan. Your sycophancy won’t save you…” Dec 18, 22:24
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: “Are you a professor of Scottish History? ANSWER ME! YES or NO? NO! Then it is as I thought, you…” Dec 18, 21:58
Aidan on The Idiot Rodeo: “@Dan – my experience includes providing extensive professional advice on the subjects I’ve written about above. You can chose to…” Dec 18, 21:52
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “As long as more than 50% of the immigrants are called Navid they, and we, will be grand. It’s a…” Dec 18, 21:26
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on The Idiot Rodeo: “HEALTH SECRETARY VOICES CONCERNS OVER PUBERTY BLOCKER TRIAL The Health Secretary has said he’s “not comfortable” with the upcoming puberty…” Dec 18, 21:26
factchecker on The Idiot Rodeo: “factchecker says: 18 December, 2025 at 3:32 pm Factually, of course, the campaign to eradicate Gaelic language and culture in…” Dec 18, 21:25
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Ah, C’moan noo, Northy. Get yersel a pen, or a pencil, or a soft crayon if the staff in your…” Dec 18, 21:16
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: ““There is no such word as “dead” to be found in the Dictionaries of the Scots Language” Should read: “There…” Dec 18, 21:05
Dan on The Idiot Rodeo: “https://caltonjock.com/2025/12/18/the-scottish-islamic-forum-sif-a-group-tied-to-the-global-muslim-brotherhood-has-announced-that-it-is-planning-a-radical-campaign-to-play-a-greater-role-in-scotlandss-civic-life-to-chang/ A name rings a bell… https://wingsoverscotland.com/this-is-what-a-liar-looks-like#comment-2571782” Dec 18, 20:58
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Just marking time, Chas. Indy is a done deal. Waiting for the UN to make the announcement that we’re free.…” Dec 18, 20:50
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: “There is no such word as “dead” to be found in the Dictionaries of the Scots Language, Scots or otherwise.…” Dec 18, 20:47
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Show your teeth, Northy. Bark and howl. Everybody fears rabies. You’ll be safe.” Dec 18, 20:34
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Sorry, Alf, I’ve only just noticed your recommendation I read Freire’s theory of antidialogical action. Before I make the effort…” Dec 18, 20:30
Mark Beggan on The Idiot Rodeo: “@Sven My choice is the Scottish word. The other two are English words. Dead; Scottish meaning; Absolute, without doubt, On…” Dec 18, 20:25
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Trainspoting? Never heard of it. Google neither.” Dec 18, 20:20
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “C’moan Aidan. The moon is made of cheese. You just have to believe. Ever wish the “believers” would just believe…” Dec 18, 20:16
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: “I’m wondering if this is another of those veiled and cryptic threats of physical violence we’ve seen on here a…” Dec 18, 20:15
Hatey McHateface on The Idiot Rodeo: “Wow, I’m a moron who most likely takes it up the arse. Alas, puir Auld Scotia, abandoned by all but…” Dec 18, 20:01
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: “An apposite quote in response to my ‘intensifier’ comment. Now there’s a writer who knows, or at least did at…” Dec 18, 19:31
Mark Beggan on The Idiot Rodeo: ““It’s a fuckin tightrope Spud. Try to hard and they might give you the fuckin job”” Dec 18, 19:00
Mark Beggan on The Idiot Rodeo: “@Sven Don’t kick the arse out of it.” Dec 18, 18:50
Sven on The Idiot Rodeo: “Mark Beggan@ 17.55. One out of three ain’t bad, Mark. Your choice which one.” Dec 18, 18:26
Dan on The Idiot Rodeo: “Aidan says: “…your babble has reached a degree where it isn’t possible to interpret any argument you might be trying…” Dec 18, 18:10
MuttersUWS on The Semi-Visible Man: “So sorry for your loss. May your (very sharp and detailed) memories of him be a blessing. Have to admit…” Dec 18, 18:06
Mark Beggan on The Idiot Rodeo: “Dead clever cunts.” Dec 18, 17:55
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: “Speaking, and writing, in potty-mouth (chortle) is the subject of some serious scientific research. It has been discovered, for instance,…” Dec 18, 17:45
Aidan on The Idiot Rodeo: “Okay Northcode – your babble has reached a degree where it isn’t possible to interpret any argument you might be…” Dec 18, 17:20
Northcode on The Idiot Rodeo: ““Far from being ‘agin oor will’, it was in fact by our will.” Absolute nonsense… and you call yourself a…” Dec 18, 16:54
Chas on The Idiot Rodeo: “The usual dross from the resident Master Baiter. Probably upset because it can’t get fishing!” Dec 18, 16:18