We now have the verdicts on Brexit from three of the UK’s four nations. The Scottish Parliament, speaking for the Scottish nation, voted overwhelmingly this afternoon to reject both Theresa May’s draft agreement and leaving the EU without a deal.
We’re on about Day 79 of NoScottishPoliticsNewsGate (today’s big “EXCLUSIVE!” in the Herald is something we told you about last Friday, and was also an “exclusive” in yesterday’s Scottish Sun), so we found ourselves getting diverted by something else in the papers this morning.
The Scottish Daily Mail had a piece on the cost of train journeys from Scotland, and living in Bath you don’t need to tell us how scandalously expensive British railways are compared to almost any other country in the Northern Hemisphere.
But the Mail is the Mail, and it couldn’t help distorting even an open-goal of a story like that until it had almost no relation to reality. And it’s a very useful illustration, should anybody need yet another one, of how this country’s newspapers vastly mislead their readers without actually technically lying.
At a time of unprecedented political chaos and uncertainty, just about the only thing you can still count on is that for any given situation, senior Labour figures will issue proclamations both firmly in favour of it and stoutly opposed to it, usually the same day.
So the stories below, which are respectively from today’s Scotsman and today’s Times, won’t come as much of a shock to anyone.
But against the odds, we think we’ve made some sense of it.
The front page lead of today’s Scottish Daily Mail:
As alert readers of this site will know, the Mail has a particular fondness for presenting statistics bereft of any context so that people have no idea how big or small they really are. So is 1,600 passengers a week receiving compensation for delays a lot or a little? Let’s find out.
All political discourse is plagued with genuine imbeciles, of course. But what’s far more depressing is when educated and normally perceptive people merely act like imbeciles for money, such as the case of Alex Massie in the Sunday Times today.
Because for the last two years, commentators who ought to know better have insisted in presenting Scotland’s choice as between Brexit or Brexit plus independence, and solemnly concluding that the uncertainties and risks of the latter being piled on top of those of the former prove that independence is no solution.
And we don’t care to have our intelligence insulted in that way.
Andy Ellis on A matter of class: “@Capt. Caveman & Insider Thank you for your kind comments. I will make a determined effort to post more over…” Dec 23, 16:50
Captain Caveman on A matter of class: “I would also like to see Andy post more, and I’m a Yoon. 🙂” Dec 23, 16:14
Captain Caveman on A matter of class: “@Flying Iron of Doom “You never did explain to us what a fly press is, mate. I can’t be the…” Dec 23, 16:09
Andy Ellis on A matter of class: “@Hatey 2.01PM I’m with you mate on wondering what motivates the usual suspects in their all too frequent recourse to…” Dec 23, 16:04
Andy Ellis on A matter of class: “@Hatey 2.17pm So what’s your problem? I’m not sure we want to go there. If nothing else, you’d need more…” Dec 23, 15:47
James Cheyne on A matter of class: “Fearghas macFhionnlaigh, I also saw that snippet of news, And notable that both the civil Servants and the BBC have…” Dec 23, 15:32
Insider on A matter of class: “Andy, I wish you would start posting more regularly again ! You were one of the few posters on this…” Dec 23, 14:45
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: “Just go all indigenous, nativist, Sovereign Scots on us, Confused, and refuse to acknowledge the alien, forced, cultural abomination of…” Dec 23, 14:25
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: “But whit aboot the green shoots, Aidan? Ye hivnae conseedered the import o the green shoots! OFFS. Dinna tell me…” Dec 23, 14:20
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: “You know what, Alf, “Porridge wogs” was a direct quote from willie’s post above. Tak it up wi him if…” Dec 23, 14:17
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: ““centuries long proclivity to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by arguing amongst ourselves” Too true, Andy. To which…” Dec 23, 14:01
Aidan on A matter of class: “I’d also point out Northcode that the word “Northcode” appears 63 times in this post. Now of course not all…” Dec 23, 13:56
Alf Baird on A matter of class: ““us deluded porridge wogs” Well, whit can we say aboot that! As postcolonial theory (Memmi) so often reminds us, such…” Dec 23, 13:45
Confused on A matter of class: “Looking forward – interesting world cup draw and puts indy within our grasp; let me explain – Scotland and the…” Dec 23, 13:45
Aidan on A matter of class: “Whilst we are on the subject of the reality check, I note that the relentless spamming about the UN approach…” Dec 23, 13:43
Confused on A matter of class: “a rewrite of christmas carol, a real horror story with the ghosts – christmas past will tell us of imperial…” Dec 23, 13:41
James Cheyne on A matter of class: “Should Scotland, If independent. Have a Monarchy? Or Some other head of Scotland, Or should it be the people as…” Dec 23, 13:33
Andy Ellis on A matter of class: “Sadly Hatey the days when Voltaire famously observed that “We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilzation” are…” Dec 23, 13:30
Andy Ellis on A matter of class: “@Northcode 12.43pm It’s not just about length though bud: I’m sure you’ve been told that many times in your past.…” Dec 23, 13:15
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: “Hechter, eh? Another new one. Is that the same Hechter that forms a sept of the Clan McFarlane? Haha, just…” Dec 23, 13:12
Northcode on A matter of class: “Here, it’s braw on here the day. We indigenous Scots in this place are being treated tae a rare pre-Christmas…” Dec 23, 13:00
The Flying Iron of Doom on A matter of class: “Captain Caveman says: 23 December, 2025 at 12:35 pm Just have to laugh at trolls having the bare arsed cheek…” Dec 23, 13:00
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: “Mind the “green shoots” you were wittering oan aboot yesterday, Northy. Some muckle-clogged cant might dance all ower them. What…” Dec 23, 12:58
James Cheyne on A matter of class: “Gethin Chamberlain. The world has a planned craziness to it, set out to confuse the people and break down communities…” Dec 23, 12:57
Northcode on A matter of class: “Here, Ellis… thon wis a guid wee dance – although a wee bit oan the lang side fir my likin’…” Dec 23, 12:52
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: “Hey, I enjoyed your post, Twat H! Consider yourself promoted from Twat H to Twat A for the day.” Dec 23, 12:52
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: “Awww, Northy, so now you’re stealing my jokes. Sincerely, I’m flattered. Still though, I have to point out. Christmas never…” Dec 23, 12:48
Northcode on A matter of class: “I must say, Ellis… your paragraph etiquette is very good – excellent, in fact. It certainly makes your dancing, if…” Dec 23, 12:43
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: “China’s strides in espionage and Intellectual Property theft have got them where they are today. President John Donald Trump has…” Dec 23, 12:40
Captain Caveman on A matter of class: “Just have to laugh at trolls having the bare arsed cheek to complain about the quality of BTL, whilst simultaneously…” Dec 23, 12:35