In April last year we wrote to LGBT Youth Scotland asking them to explain why they were conducting activities in primary schools (and even with pre-school children) about sexual matters despite only having a remit to work with young people aged 13-25.
We received no reply, so we contacted the Office of the Scottish Charity Regulator, who sent a rather sniffy acknowledgement saying:
“If your concern leads us to making inquiries with the charity, we are unable to update you on the status of those inquiries. For more information about what to expect after you submit a concern, read our guidance on how OSCR deals with concerns and inquiries.”
That link, you’ll be amazed to hear, leads to a dead page.
It stands for “Failed In London, Try Holyrood”, of course.
So enjoy The March Of The Rejects next year, as the SNP explains to you why you were wrong not to elect these candidates last year and gives you a chance to atone for your shameful error. You lucky people.
We suspect that watching it will be profound waste of time and a grave danger to our monitor screens, but we’ll certainly at least tune in for the votes at the end, because which motion/amendment the Parliament puts its name to will be a revealing moment.
Some of our more alert readers may recall the events of four years ago this month, when a mob of SNP representatives all suddenly raged against the idea of (perfectly legally) “gaming” the Holyrood electoral system to produce a pro-indy supermajority.
Voters try to organise themselves to maximise their desired outcomes all the time (see various tactical-voting campaigns), and so do political parties – witness John Swinney’s current plans for a grand anti-Reform coalition. And of course, the SNP never objected to indy voters voting for a different party on the list if it was the Greens. The entire thing was just a poorly-disguised attack on Alba.
But even so, guess what? The rules just changed again.
It’s one of the most profoundly disappointing things about the last decade of Scottish politics that for about five minutes in 2015 we all thought that this awful dunderheaded foghorn was a bright new hope for the future.
In April 2021, the SNP were still the undisputed masters of all they surveyed. A poll conducted by Ipsos MORI that month showed them on 53% of the vote for the Scottish Parliament, a jawdropping 33 points ahead of their nearest rivals.
When the Holyrood election a month later was held, they won 64 seats, one more than they had done in 2016. Yet despite having led a minority government without any significant difficulties for the preceding five years, Nicola Sturgeon chose to invite the Greens to form a coalition with her party, and the effect that had on the public’s view of the government was… well, let’s see.
What with this poll apparently being such terrific news for John Swinney’s runaway popularity with the people of Scotland, readers might be wondering why SNP MSP Graeme Dey has apparently forgotten to include the actual figures or link to the source so that people can find out for themselves.
It’s taken me four weeks to write this, because I barely knew where to start.
Channel 4 showed the singular and vastly wonderful The Banshees Of Inisherin at the weekend, and as brilliant as it is in its own right, it also came loaded with all sorts of resonances and finally prodded me into action.
The equally singular and wonderful Jonathan Nash, who will be known to readers of this isolated and quiet island parish under a variety of names, died last month, of death. It was sudden yet expected, and in those respects very much the opposite of the man himself.
Welcome back to what will hopefully be normal service after we’ve been spending the last few days battling off a determined and temporarily successful attempt at hacking the site. Apologies to those who had clicks intercepted and redirected to a malware site which tried to get people to download dodgy .EXE files, but our readers are far too alert to ever fall for such things so no harm should have been done.
So back to business, which for us often means pointing out things that have been said in newspapers that aren’t true, which brings us to last Friday’s issue of The National.
Northcode on A matter of class: ““…this tale is as old as the hills – the servant didn’t do the master’s bidding and must be punished.”…” Dec 20, 11:14
Captain Caveman on A matter of class: “Good grief, you really are a moron aren’t you? Yes, the Tories did indeed veto the SNP’s GRR Bill, which…” Dec 20, 11:11
Northcode on A matter of class: “I think the ‘trans’ aspect is a much smaller component of the Sandie Peggie case than the anti-Scots racism aspect…” Dec 20, 11:07
Stuart MacKay on A matter of class: “Northcode, you’re right. The dick-swinging is just for the titillation of the the internet audience, otherwise this tale is as…” Dec 20, 10:55
Bilbo on A matter of class: “Ah the fantasist and fool again. Tories voted for Self Id in Holyrood and the only reason the Tories vetoed…” Dec 20, 10:54
Stuart MacKay on A matter of class: “Oh, it’s much worse than that Hatey. You should be trembling with fear under your union-flag covered duvet… > Egan,…” Dec 20, 10:45
Captain Caveman on A matter of class: ““including the Tories” Do they fuck. Short memory – those Tories were the only ones to hold the SNP in…” Dec 20, 10:28
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Contempt Of Government: “Big questions. Partly a terminology thing here. Dooyeweerd loads the word “norm” with specific human meaning which presupposes personal accountability…” Dec 20, 10:01
Billie on A matter of class: “The Tribunal had to come out in favour of Sandie Peggie but only did so one one ground. It is…” Dec 20, 09:50
Andy Wiltshire on A matter of class: “Do we know that there is definitely going to be an appeal, and if so, whether there is a date…” Dec 20, 09:32
Bilbo on A matter of class: “With just over a year and a half in power, the Labour government have become deeply unpopular. The economy is…” Dec 20, 09:27
Northcode on A matter of class: “Ah! We see here the sexual bonding – created by my imprint-laced posts designed to ensnare and enslave colonialists- in…” Dec 20, 09:12
Hatey McHateface on Contempt Of Government: “The “black books” idea is a bit of a red herring, and borderline racist too. Astute investigators would naturally know…” Dec 20, 09:03
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: “Scotland’s largest public sector trade union, UNISON, with a membership of 150,000+ has a new leader this morning. And pink-haired…” Dec 20, 08:58
Hatey McHateface on Contempt Of Government: “Read Twat H, 100% Yes. There is only the tribe. Deny your fealty to the tribe and you deny your…” Dec 20, 08:43
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: ““blindfold and with both hands tied” Ah’ve telt ye afore, Northy. Nae discussion o yer sex life afore the watershed!” Dec 20, 08:28
George Docherty on A matter of class: ““Honestly inaccurate” is right up there with “Economical with the truth.”” Dec 20, 08:26
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: “There’s an interview with Sandie Peggie on Mail Online this morning. Of course, once the SNP and the wider Indy…” Dec 20, 08:25
Northcode on A matter of class: “More a matter of incompatible cultures than one of class. Here in the ‘Peggie palaver’ we see the anti-Scots racism…” Dec 20, 07:53
twathater on Contempt Of Government: “Your memory seems to be failing you again 100% yes , EVERY party in HR and WM including the tories…” Dec 20, 03:03
Cynicus on Contempt Of Government: “An interesting hypothesis. Do you have any evidence to support it?” Dec 20, 02:37
Angus on A matter of class: “Following the successful appeal, Judge Sandy Kemp must be sacked, no ifs no buts.” Dec 20, 00:06
Kevin Cargill on Contempt Of Government: “I’m sick and bloody tired of saying it but once more for those not listening. Transexual prostitution is one of…” Dec 19, 23:57
Oneliner on A matter of class: “Humbug (or any other kind of topical bug)” Dec 19, 22:53
GM on Contempt Of Government: “Bang on the money there Robert. Non the less it is interesting that she was picked out from the crowd…” Dec 19, 22:09
Peakcrew on A matter of class: “This not the first time Kemp has done this. Claims under multiple heads failed because he found doctors more “credible”…” Dec 19, 21:44
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: “So why did you leave early?” Dec 19, 21:05
Hatey McHateface on A matter of class: “They’ll be sniffing aroond yer erse next, Northy. It must be the dug in ye. Bad dug! Nae biscuit! If…” Dec 19, 20:53
Oneliner on A matter of class: “I’m just back from the Duff & Phelps Christmas party. They’re all having a good laugh over there.” Dec 19, 20:36
Northcode on A matter of class: “I feel it is incumbent upon me to warn those who find themselves, perhaps in a confused daze, perpetually sniffing…” Dec 19, 20:29