Archive for the ‘world’
Spilt black milk 393
Britain really is this stupid 136
And we’re sure these guys are at least partly to blame.
Theresa May’s Crack Team 242
…is what they’re calling Jack and James now, we hear.
Draw your own conclusions about the word “crack” there.
What we could be 52
…if only we could find the courage among ourselves.
Now featuring Scotland 142
Or so they say, at any rate. Near the end, we think.
A cordial invitation 156
Dear Mr. Trump,
I’m a big fan of your work.
Especially your later stuff. You are the obvious natural successor to those other great leaders, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush – the perfect combination of dodgy and thick. You’ve got it all.
Since the first day of your tangeroid slithering into Barack’s old gaff, you’ve gone from strength to strength. I thought building a thousand mile wall to stop people escaping would be your greatest triumph. But putting kids in cages? Genius.