We’ve been off for a little break in the country, and as far as we can tell we’ve missed absolutely nothing in the moribund world of Scottish politics. We did, however, arrive back just in time for something mildly interesting, or at least revealing.
It’s the latest episode of a new podcast by veteran Scottish political journalist and broadcaster Bernard Ponsonby and jobbing opinion columnist Alex Massie, inventively titled The Ponsonby And Massie Podcast.
The first 35 minutes or so weren’t very noteworthy, other than the curious omission – when predicting the makeup of the next Scottish Government – of the idea of a Labour-SNP coalition, which to this site remains by far the most practical and logical outcome of the 2026 Holyrood election.
David Davis may be the last of his kind – a libertarian Tory from a council-scheme and grammar-school background, and also one of the few remaining big beasts occupying the political jungle of the back benches.
(He could in fact have been Tory leader, and would have been if David Cameron and George Osborne hadn’t teamed up to defeat him in 2005 after he won the first ballot.)
So on the rare occasions when he leads a Commons adjournment debate, as he did last Thursday evening, those with an educated eye for politics sit up and take notice.
The 2005 election was the last time the Daily Record and the Scottish Sun both endorsed the same party at a UK general election. So, y’know, something is going on.
Survation released their final projection for the election last night. It’s quite a boring image because they had to make it mostly grey to correctly illustrate the margin of Labour’s lead.
Those ranges are substantial, but even their BEST-case scenario for the Tories is below 100 seats. The WORST-case scenario for Labour – 447 seats – still gives them a majority of 244, which would smash the all-time record of 209 set by the Tories exactly 100 years ago. (The best case is a dizzying 384.)
Scotland is probably the hardest area of the UK to call. In most polls there are only a few points between Labour and the SNP, and depending on how the votes are spread and who’s best at getting their support out either could still win the most seats.
That won’t, of course, make the slightest difference to the governance of the UK for the next five years. Even 57 Scottish MPs out of 57, for any party, would be completely meaningless to a government with a majority of over 200.
But it’ll make a big difference to the independence movement. Because if the SNP manages to hold onto to a significant proportion of its seats, we can all wave goodbye to the slightest chance of progress for another decade on top of the one that’s been wasted since Alex Salmond resigned.
In the modern political world, you don’t get anywhere without a movement, and movements don’t get anywhere without a flag. So we’ve decided it’s time to take action and stand up for a very large group of people who are genuinely discriminated against and significantly disadvantaged in our society.
Here’s their symbol.
Today is July 1st, and we officially, on behalf of all our oppressed kinfolk, declare this to be People Who Aren’t Eligible For A Railcard Pride Month.
There are now just 10 days until the general election. Wings has never told its readers how to vote and we’re not going to start now. Which is lucky, because if we were, we wouldn’t have a clue how to.
Just, y’know, not for any of these wretched, worthless shiters.
Holiday Boy has of course chosen the general election campaign to spend the next three weeks feeding stray cats somewhere sunny, so here’s a cartoon by the brilliant webcomicname that summarises the Baillie Gifford story for anyone joining us late.
January 2018, with no general election due for four and a half years: “I very rarely talk about Scottish independence in the chamber, because I talk about things that matter”
June 2024, with an election in four weeks and a £91,346 salary, expenses and pension at stake: “ROBERT THE BRUCE! BANNOCKBURN! DECLARATION OF ARBROATH! FLOWER OF SCOTLAND! FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMM!”
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Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: “The dried fruit bint is bleating that her pals, Westminster MPs Ayoub Khan, Shockat Adam, Iqbal Mohamed and Adnan Hussein,…” Sep 18, 23:02
Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: ““The squabbling soon kicks off” My! What kind of cant would behave like that? The mind boggles. But surely you…” Sep 18, 22:37
Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: ““Ten years ago today since indy vote” This is really interesting stuff, Barbs. Can we infer you lose one year…” Sep 18, 22:27
Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: “@ Barbie says: 18 September, 2025 at 9:20 pm “The biggest terrorists on the planet are the English” So what…” Sep 18, 22:11
Geri on Monster Zero: “Thanks Sarah. Jeez, I dunno what happened there where I went back a year thinking it was 2024. I wish…” Sep 18, 22:10
Geri on Monster Zero: “Infiltrated already – it never takes long. The establishment is renowned for getting where shit wouldn’t. She shouldn’t have unofficially…” Sep 18, 22:05
David Holden on Monster Zero: “Is it safe to come out yet or is the ginger man/baby still getting his arse kissed by those that…” Sep 18, 21:56
George Ferguson on Monster Zero: “@Willie I don’t have the answers to the current situation but if the polls are correct then we are heading…” Sep 18, 21:54
sarah on Monster Zero: “@ Geri at 8.49: It was planned to be on the 11th anniversary i.e. today 18.9.2025.” Sep 18, 21:53
Geri on Monster Zero: “The biggest terrorists on the planet are the English. That’s a fact. “The British Empire – where the sun never…” Sep 18, 21:20
Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “This cut to the UN budget does that include the broom cupboard in Geneva? Because there’s some serious diplomatic shit…” Sep 18, 21:17
Willie on Monster Zero: “Frankly George I wonder if some of our dimwit population care if there is a two tier health. system. I…” Sep 18, 21:16
Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “He never. He thought he was one of the staff.” Sep 18, 20:56
Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “This disgusting little man likes to lay wreaths for Terrorists.” Sep 18, 20:53
Geri on Monster Zero: “Alf, Was it planned for the 18th of September or was that just coincidence? *Sigh* Ten years ago today since…” Sep 18, 20:49
Geri on Monster Zero: “Yer beloved Supreme Court disagrees with you. (There’s a surprise, not) https://x.com/AngusBMacNeil/status/1692173788585099552?t=8JvguPXO6hYtFzDhl95J4Q&s=19” Sep 18, 20:36
Aidan on Monster Zero: “No Geri – every conflict or dispute related to constitutional law cannot be decided by a public vote, for reasons…” Sep 18, 20:26
Bilbo on Monster Zero: “I see ‘Bully boy alpha males’ that Sturgeon talks about is still in the SNP https://archive.is/ePMzg Hepburn was a very…” Sep 18, 20:25
Bilbo on Monster Zero: “Looks like the new party headed by Jeremy Corbyn isn’t doing too well with tales of unauthorised membership portals and…” Sep 18, 20:08
Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: “Guardian Online is reporting that the UN faces a $500 million budget cut and will have to shed 20% of…” Sep 18, 20:07
Geri on Monster Zero: ““You haven’t given me an answer to who you think, other than the courts, has authority to determine issues of…” Sep 18, 20:06
Bilbo on Monster Zero: “I see that UK public sector broadcasters want legislation to force social media platforms like Youtube to give them more…” Sep 18, 20:03
Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “I think a lot of attitudes are going to change between now and May. An awful lot. What happens in…” Sep 18, 19:59
Hatey McHateface on Monster Zero: ““Hatey likes to pretend that I and others who think like me go around breaking laws any time we feel…” Sep 18, 19:56
Bilbo on Monster Zero: “I see that there is still US tariffs on Whisky. I’ve got a feeling that Trump looked at Swinney at…” Sep 18, 19:54
Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “Two Tier Keir. The political class are all singing from the same hymn sheet. It’s wake up time for a…” Sep 18, 19:43
Bilbo on Monster Zero: “Having a not guilty verdict in a court of law doesn’t necessary mean innocence but could mean that there isn’t…” Sep 18, 19:41
Mark Beggan on Monster Zero: “A fight over Straw and Carrots.” Sep 18, 19:18
TURABDIN on Monster Zero: “Was Scotland the proving ground for the colonialist model? A rhetorical question obviously. So much ticks the boxes including the…” Sep 18, 19:04