In many ways, the fabricated, hysterical furore of Humza Yousaf Vs Elon Musk is the ultimate in summer-silly-season politics stories.
Absurdly plainly, the former First Minister ISN’T going to take any legal action against the billionaire owner of Twitter. He only likes bullying small nurseries, and even then he doesn’t follow through. He didn’t even sue us for calling him racist a few months ago, so there’s zero chance he’s going to square up to the world’s richest man.
We’ve been off for a little break in the country, and as far as we can tell we’ve missed absolutely nothing in the moribund world of Scottish politics. We did, however, arrive back just in time for something mildly interesting, or at least revealing.
It’s the latest episode of a new podcast by veteran Scottish political journalist and broadcaster Bernard Ponsonby and jobbing opinion columnist Alex Massie, inventively titled The Ponsonby And Massie Podcast.
The first 35 minutes or so weren’t very noteworthy, other than the curious omission – when predicting the makeup of the next Scottish Government – of the idea of a Labour-SNP coalition, which to this site remains by far the most practical and logical outcome of the 2026 Holyrood election.
David Davis may be the last of his kind – a libertarian Tory from a council-scheme and grammar-school background, and also one of the few remaining big beasts occupying the political jungle of the back benches.
(He could in fact have been Tory leader, and would have been if David Cameron and George Osborne hadn’t teamed up to defeat him in 2005 after he won the first ballot.)
So on the rare occasions when he leads a Commons adjournment debate, as he did last Thursday evening, those with an educated eye for politics sit up and take notice.
The 2005 election was the last time the Daily Record and the Scottish Sun both endorsed the same party at a UK general election. So, y’know, something is going on.
Survation released their final projection for the election last night. It’s quite a boring image because they had to make it mostly grey to correctly illustrate the margin of Labour’s lead.
Those ranges are substantial, but even their BEST-case scenario for the Tories is below 100 seats. The WORST-case scenario for Labour – 447 seats – still gives them a majority of 244, which would smash the all-time record of 209 set by the Tories exactly 100 years ago. (The best case is a dizzying 384.)
Scotland is probably the hardest area of the UK to call. In most polls there are only a few points between Labour and the SNP, and depending on how the votes are spread and who’s best at getting their support out either could still win the most seats.
That won’t, of course, make the slightest difference to the governance of the UK for the next five years. Even 57 Scottish MPs out of 57, for any party, would be completely meaningless to a government with a majority of over 200.
But it’ll make a big difference to the independence movement. Because if the SNP manages to hold onto to a significant proportion of its seats, we can all wave goodbye to the slightest chance of progress for another decade on top of the one that’s been wasted since Alex Salmond resigned.
In the modern political world, you don’t get anywhere without a movement, and movements don’t get anywhere without a flag. So we’ve decided it’s time to take action and stand up for a very large group of people who are genuinely discriminated against and significantly disadvantaged in our society.
Here’s their symbol.
Today is July 1st, and we officially, on behalf of all our oppressed kinfolk, declare this to be People Who Aren’t Eligible For A Railcard Pride Month.
There are now just 10 days until the general election. Wings has never told its readers how to vote and we’re not going to start now. Which is lucky, because if we were, we wouldn’t have a clue how to.
Just, y’know, not for any of these wretched, worthless shiters.
Holiday Boy has of course chosen the general election campaign to spend the next three weeks feeding stray cats somewhere sunny, so here’s a cartoon by the brilliant webcomicname that summarises the Baillie Gifford story for anyone joining us late.
January 2018, with no general election due for four and a half years: “I very rarely talk about Scottish independence in the chamber, because I talk about things that matter”
June 2024, with an election in four weeks and a £91,346 salary, expenses and pension at stake: “ROBERT THE BRUCE! BANNOCKBURN! DECLARATION OF ARBROATH! FLOWER OF SCOTLAND! FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOMMMM!”
twathater on Meet The FILTH: “Well done Sarah in NOT letting the naysayers beat you down, you have explained the aim of the Liberation movement…” Mar 16, 03:46
twathater on Meet The FILTH: “I posted this response on the previous post re your previous comment,as you are still carrying on regurgitating your usual…” Mar 16, 03:28
twathater on Signal and noise: “Bastard TAX John MOAN I wouldn’t expect anything less of a response from you, you are well known by everyone…” Mar 16, 03:01
Young Lochinvar on Meet The FILTH: “Oh well, I’ll ask as everyone else is flirting round the subject like moths and a light bulb.. Did she/it/…” Mar 15, 23:45
Cynicus on Meet The FILTH: ““I’d be willing to give Stephen Flynn the benefit of the doubt” ========= Why? What makes this shifty snake-oil salesman…” Mar 15, 23:33
Andy Storrie on Meet The FILTH: “Fcuk sake, Campbell. Support for breaking free from the failed state, disloyal, unrecognisable, hostile UK is riding at over 50%!…” Mar 15, 22:23
Young Lochinvar on Meet The FILTH: “KT Because they hedge their bets thereby sidestepping nasty surprises on the constituency vote wher voters give them a clear…” Mar 15, 22:14
Young Lochinvar on Meet The FILTH: “I’d imagine blow-ins would be welcome to stay or blow-out as takes their fancy. Just don’t expect us all to…” Mar 15, 22:08
sarah on Meet The FILTH: “Can but try, IB! I see that Through a Scottish Prism tomorrow has a slot for the Liberation case. Previously…” Mar 15, 22:01
agent x on Meet The FILTH: “Of course the name missing is Mhairi Black – the First Minister in waiting, the saviour of Scotland, the foul…” Mar 15, 21:58
Ian Brotherhood on Meet The FILTH: “@sarah – Good on ye for plugging away. Slowly, slowly, catchee that proverbial. ” Mar 15, 21:39
Hatey McHateface on Meet The FILTH: “Nah. We’ll channel our inner Musk and maybe fire you from the jobs you’re doing. After a month or so,…” Mar 15, 20:51
sarah on Meet The FILTH: “GOOD NEWS. To adapt a quote from a well-known figure, “the more fronts the UK has to firefight on, the…” Mar 15, 20:33
George Ferguson on Meet The FILTH: “@Hatey McHateface I have agreed with you in the past on this subject. Naivety in Holyrood thinks it’s a well…” Mar 15, 19:59
George Ferguson on Meet The FILTH: “@Hatey McHateface I have agreed with you in the past on this subject. Naivety in Holyrood thinks it’s a well…” Mar 15, 19:52
KT Lorimer on Meet The FILTH: “Why are you all thinking about the list – look at who is standing down – how many are presumed…” Mar 15, 19:24
sarah on Meet The FILTH: “My favourite as like for like replacement – Alyn Smith. Marco Biagi almost meets the criteria but perhaps lacks the…” Mar 15, 18:43
willie on Meet The FILTH: “Sturgeon is standing down. And well she might because suggestion is that save for a list seat Sturgeon will be…” Mar 15, 18:38
Glesga Jim on Meet The FILTH: “Does anybody know who is the favourite to stand in Sturgeon’s seat? I’m just wondering who we’re going to have…” Mar 15, 18:05
Yoon Scum on Meet The FILTH: “I assume that colonisers like. myself will be deported in your dream Scotland” Mar 15, 17:35
Young Lochinvar on Meet The FILTH: “Mendacious McCarthyism face. You’ll get in trouble with your handlers talking like that y’all..” Mar 15, 17:31
Garavelli Princip on Signal and noise: “Mia, I think you are being slightly unfair to the late, great Alex Salmond. How she presented herself to him…” Mar 15, 16:51
Hatey McHateface on Signal and noise: “I believe Robin McAlpine similarly debunked the “cunning wheezes for Indy” pushers not that long ago. I suggest you check…” Mar 15, 16:40
Hatey McHateface on Signal and noise: “There’s plenty of articles online explaining how Trump could crash the Irish economy overnight if he chooses to do so.…” Mar 15, 16:26
diabloandco on Meet The FILTH: “Excellent Alf!” Mar 15, 16:25
Hatey McHateface on Signal and noise: “Runrig, the Proclaimers. Wow. So Grok’s in her fifties then. At least. She doesn’t seem to have heard about the…” Mar 15, 16:15
twathater on Signal and noise: “@ Sarah MaryB, yet our esteemed host the fount of inumerable investigative and explosive articles showing the despicable actions of…” Mar 15, 16:01
Hatey McHateface on Meet The FILTH: “Perhaps UK media simply beg to differ. Perhaps UK media are crystal clear that Indy will simply swap one set…” Mar 15, 15:43
Alf Baird on Meet The FILTH: “UK media blackout on the big news that independence means decolonization, and SNP leadership none the wiser: https://www.jpti.ch/post/scotland-s-decolonization-process-begins-petition-submitted-to-the-un” Mar 15, 15:26
TURABDIN on Meet The FILTH: “SOME THINGS ARE JUST NOT RECYCLABLE.” Mar 15, 15:15