You really have to go some to stand out as a proper grade-A scumbag in the ranks of trans activists, readers, but let’s be fair and commend some serious effort when we see it. Everyone, meet Beth (no, not that one).
Beth is a nasty little grifter trying to monetise “transphobia”, although it’s not going massively well so far, with only five donors signed up. So they’ve come up with an idea, although not a very original one: a list.
Goodness knows we could all do with some cheering up at the moment, so let’s have a momentary change of tone and kick today off with a chuckle or two.
We’ve been working a bit too hard lately, and yesterday’s Wings post went to press with an unprecedented FOUR errors in it, including an “is is” instead of “it is”, a “more far” in place of a “far more” and a “strata” where there should have been a “stratum”. We’re deeply ashamed, and thanks to the alert Wings readers – including our mum – who swiftly drew our attention to them.
The most embarrassing clanger was this one, which we fixed promptly:
So imagine our surprise when we were reading this morning’s Scottish press.
You might think that Scottish political journalists would all be in a shark-like frenzy of excitement at the events of the last few days. But not over on The Guardian.
Apparently it’s all a bit too much for the delicate wee flowers.
Tonight’s debate on Sky News between the three SNP leadership candidates was yet another inconclusive low-scoring draw, with each contender taking a few hits (almost all from host Beth Rigby) and also landing the odd blow on each other.
The most notable of the latter was probably when Ash Regan gave Humza Yousaf a rather uncomfortable time over his claiming credit for the Queensferry Crossing when he was Transport Secretary.
As well as frantically trying to deflect by pretending Regan had attacked the SNP’s record on the project in general, Yousaf insisted that he’d played a major role in the bridge’s delivery. So let’s just check the timeline.
The Unionist media in Scotland (ie all of the media in Scotland) usually keeps up a pretty united front when it comes to the subjects of independence or the SNP. So it’s been fascinating in these last couple of weeks to see a genuine schism develop between them on the subject of the party’s leadership election.
(For the avoidance of doubt, we do not include Holyrood Magazine, whose splendid front cover image that is, in “the Unionist media”.)
Right back at the start of the contest we highlighted The Times’ full-on love-in for Kate Forbes, but most of the Scottish press has now made their preferences clear. And you’ll never guess who they really, really DON’T want to be the next First Minister.
Wings Over Scotland has been monitoring the BBC’s coverage of Scottish politics for over 11 years now, readers, and other than The Nick Robinson Incident we’re honestly struggling to remember seeing anything worse than this.
The Corporation’s “coverage” of Ash Regan’s campaign launch for the SNP leadership election ran for roughly seven minutes. And we suppose we should be grateful that it did at one point feature a brief, incidental cameo appearance from Ash Regan.
A major piece by the Corporation’s Scotland editor James Cook focused on interviews with two of the three contenders – excluding Ash Regan – on the basis that both had launched their official campaigns yesterday while Regan’s isn’t expected to be until later this week.
The SNP are a flailing shambles of incompetence, under a leader fast losing her iron grip on her own party as they watch her turning it into a laughing stock with growing horror. More and more disquiet reaches our ears from within her increasingly leaky and nervous Parliamentary groups. Who will be the first to tie their courage to a flagpole and make the move to mutiny? We can only wait and see.
Man, we wish we hadn’t used this headline up two days ago.
BBC Scotland’s Debate Night programme last night was rather peculiar. It took place in a mostly-empty studio, but clearly not due to COVID precautions because the people who were there were all jammed tightly together in the middle. (In fairness, given BBC Scotland’s audience ratings they may still have outnumbered television viewers.)
On an all-female panel it featured, “by popular demand”, someone presenter Stephen Jardine described as “one of our best-loved comedians”, a former electrician called Susie McCabe, who we’d never heard of in our lives. (She apparently presented the channel’s Hogmanay show, something no sane adult has watched since 1982.)
She made one particular contribution that set social media aflame.
George Ferguson on Meet The FILTH: “@Hatey McHateface I have agreed with you in the past on this subject. Naivety in Holyrood thinks it’s a well…” Mar 15, 19:59
George Ferguson on Meet The FILTH: “@Hatey McHateface I have agreed with you in the past on this subject. Naivety in Holyrood thinks it’s a well…” Mar 15, 19:52
KT Lorimer on Meet The FILTH: “Why are you all thinking about the list – look at who is standing down – how many are presumed…” Mar 15, 19:24
sarah on Meet The FILTH: “My favourite as like for like replacement – Alyn Smith. Marco Biagi almost meets the criteria but perhaps lacks the…” Mar 15, 18:43
willie on Meet The FILTH: “Sturgeon is standing down. And well she might because suggestion is that save for a list seat Sturgeon will be…” Mar 15, 18:38
Glesga Jim on Meet The FILTH: “Does anybody know who is the favourite to stand in Sturgeon’s seat? I’m just wondering who we’re going to have…” Mar 15, 18:05
Yoon Scum on Meet The FILTH: “I assume that colonisers like. myself will be deported in your dream Scotland” Mar 15, 17:35
Young Lochinvar on Meet The FILTH: “Mendacious McCarthyism face. You’ll get in trouble with your handlers talking like that y’all..” Mar 15, 17:31
Garavelli Princip on Signal and noise: “Mia, I think you are being slightly unfair to the late, great Alex Salmond. How she presented herself to him…” Mar 15, 16:51
Hatey McHateface on Signal and noise: “I believe Robin McAlpine similarly debunked the “cunning wheezes for Indy” pushers not that long ago. I suggest you check…” Mar 15, 16:40
Hatey McHateface on Signal and noise: “There’s plenty of articles online explaining how Trump could crash the Irish economy overnight if he chooses to do so.…” Mar 15, 16:26
diabloandco on Meet The FILTH: “Excellent Alf!” Mar 15, 16:25
Hatey McHateface on Signal and noise: “Runrig, the Proclaimers. Wow. So Grok’s in her fifties then. At least. She doesn’t seem to have heard about the…” Mar 15, 16:15
twathater on Signal and noise: “@ Sarah MaryB, yet our esteemed host the fount of inumerable investigative and explosive articles showing the despicable actions of…” Mar 15, 16:01
Hatey McHateface on Meet The FILTH: “Perhaps UK media simply beg to differ. Perhaps UK media are crystal clear that Indy will simply swap one set…” Mar 15, 15:43
Alf Baird on Meet The FILTH: “UK media blackout on the big news that independence means decolonization, and SNP leadership none the wiser: https://www.jpti.ch/post/scotland-s-decolonization-process-begins-petition-submitted-to-the-un” Mar 15, 15:26
TURABDIN on Meet The FILTH: “SOME THINGS ARE JUST NOT RECYCLABLE.” Mar 15, 15:15
Sven on Meet The FILTH: “Mia @ 14.20. Oh, I’m very sure that with Mr Swiney’s bold and courageous leadership the present SNP and devolved…” Mar 15, 15:09
Marie on Meet The FILTH: “Thewliss, Oswald, McLaughlin. These women-loathing harridans make my blood run cold.” Mar 15, 15:00
I. Despair on Meet The FILTH: “Well said!” Mar 15, 14:52
100%Yes on Meet The FILTH: “Our jailers seek re-election after being chucked out of politics. This isn’t being stronger for Scotland, its all about the…” Mar 15, 14:52
Mark Beggan on Meet The FILTH: “Sorry I meant to say ” will enter the donkey” in keeping with SNP policy.” Mar 15, 14:43
Mia on Meet The FILTH: “What is the likelihood that the SNP mandarins are planning to put all these (useless) heavy weights in the list…” Mar 15, 14:20
Captain Caveman on The tint of rose: “Hardly, Xaracen. I can’t speak for Aidan, but for my own part I can confirm that being repeatedly bombarded with…” Mar 15, 14:17
Sven on Meet The FILTH: “Mark Beggan @ 13.47 An ass on an ass, so to speak.” Mar 15, 14:12
Liz on Meet The FILTH: “Sick of these troughers Everyone of them useless except I’d be willing to give Stephen Flynn the benefit of the…” Mar 15, 14:10
Ian McCubbin on Meet The FILTH: “Do glad I am not a member of SNP to be subjected to this fake and corrupt process. Not an…” Mar 15, 14:02
Mark Beggan on Meet The FILTH: “The battle of the baldies.” Mar 15, 13:52
Mark Beggan on Meet The FILTH: “I take it Flynn will enter Edinburgh on a donkey.” Mar 15, 13:47
Xaracen on The tint of rose: “Hat’s off, Mia. Superb game, set, and match!” Mar 15, 13:42