We must admit, we don’t quite get what the Daily Record is trying to achieve.
Having already told its dwindling band of readers that voting for both the SNP and Labour is the only way to stop Reform in today’s Hamilton by-election, for the last two days it’s deployed some random loony in a hard hat and the vegan former Rangers captain Graeme Souness to the same ostensible end.
Souness, famously a supporter of Margaret Thatcher and the Conservatives, tells Record readers today that they must vote Labour in order to prevent Thatcher’s right-wing heirs from winning the seat – even though Labour are dead, plucked, stuffed and cooked geese in the eyes of the bookmakers and voting for them only increases the chances of both Reform AND the SNP.
Yesterday the Scottish media gave Scottish Greens MSP Maggie Chapman what she’s never willingly given anyone else – a platform on which to make her case.
Most did a very poor job challenging her on her outrageous comments about the Supreme Court, with BBC Radio Scotland’s Drivetime show being an especially wretched example of allowing the interviewee to ignore every question and then just ramble on endlessly about something else entirely, but LBC’s Gina Davidson was on top of her brief and put all the points that reasonable people wanted to be made, while giving Chapman ample time to answer uninterrupted.
Let’s break down how that went, with the help of our handy Bullshit Buzzer.
Regular readers of Wings won’t need any reminding that Dani Garavelli of the Herald is, among some very stiff competition, one of the most contemptible pieces of nightsoil currently operating in the Scottish media.
But if you’re new here, we can give you a quick illustration.
If the sneering piety of that opening paragraph made you feel a little revolted, a bit angry and somewhat nauseous, then congratulations, because that means you’re still something minimally approximating to a decent human being. But unfortunately it gets a lot worse from there.
We’ll be honest, readers, we gasped out loud when we saw this.
That such a basic, fundamental truth of human existence should ever be front page news with the capacity to shock 100,000 years after we invented language is a sign of just how insane our world has become since 2015.
But magnificent as it is, it’s not even today’s BEST front cover.
We’re stuck indoors waiting for a repairman today, so we had a little read-around of some of the less popular Scottish politics blogs to pass the time, and noted this:
James Kelly of Scot Goes Pop, which we gather from its front page was seemingly one of the “Top 50 Left-Wing Blogs of 2011”, is noticeably insistent on making the argument that we’re “stalking” and “obsessed” with him.
The National carried a strange article yesterday, apropos of seemingly nothing, about a Brussels-based political thinktank supposedly linked to the right-wing Prime Minister of Hungary, Viktor Orban. The piece actually originated on superwoke “fact-checking” site The Ferret a couple of days earlier, and professed to expose how the thinktank was “stoking Scotland’s culture war”.
Alert readers will already have pricked up their ears at this point, because “culture war” is a radical-left dogwhistle term used to obscure, belittle and dismiss groups (largely though not exclusively comprising left-wing feminists) fighting for the safeguarding of children and the protection of women’s and LGB rights.
As more horrific experiences from survivors of rape torture gangs surface from across the UK, we must focus not on knee-jerk political posturing but on the root cause that led to the failure of these children by our society.
Political inaction has now opened the door to inevitable political mileage, nurtured from stoking vengeance in a rightly-angered public. Those only interested in creating cultural conflicts no more support justice for survivors than those who allowed this abomination to fester by looking away or worse, covering up the problem.
For any functioning society, inflicting unimaginable pain on children on an alarming scale seems unimaginable. Yet, the evidence has been in front of us for years – so why has immediate action to ensure the safeguarding of children – and vulnerable adults – not been a pressing priority?
To be honest, readers, the peculiar events of yesterday continued to nag at us all day as every news broadcaster in Scotland and beyond leapt eagerly on the ludicrous non-story from the Herald On Sunday’s front page. (It was even the #2 item on BBC Radio Wales, inexplicably).
For such an absolute nothingball of scurrilous sub-gossip to so dominate the entire news media was just too strange to ignore. We cannot remember the last time a low-grade freelancer managed to sell the same story to FOUR major Scottish newspapers – who normally, remember, only want exclusives for their big front-page splashes – let alone a crummy opinion columnist (not even an actual news reporter) who’s only been back in journalism for five minutes after a 15-year break as a failed PR guru.
(Once they’d all run the shoddy hatchet piece, TV and radio then had all the excuse they needed to blare it across the airwaves. “Oh, it’s not us inflating and amplifying this garbage, guv, we’re just reporting what the papers are saying.”)
So in our eternal quest for enlightenment and understanding we thought we’d see if we could find out a bit more about the little-known but recently-revived sleeper assassin with the ironic name: Carlos Alba.
Chas on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Is anybody really that interested? Apart from the fantasists, cranks and nutters………………of course.” Jun 15, 09:15
James Cheyne on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “If Scotland thinks and has a mindset of a colony of people in their Country it will continue for as…” Jun 15, 08:36
Aidan on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “You use the phrase “any mention” as if it’s some occasional occurrence, but it isn’t is it. Any post, regardless…” Jun 15, 07:48
sarah on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Anyone who wants to know what the Liberation/Salvo approach at the UN can achieve has only to look at the…” Jun 14, 22:55
GM on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “No.2 was another piece in the puzzle Sarah, no doubt about it. The trolls stand to attention every time it…” Jun 14, 22:54
sarah on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Liberate Scotland is being established with the Electoral Commission now, I believe, so could not have stood a candidate for…” Jun 14, 22:44
Henwife on The Grand Tour: “There could be upsets in the Highlands too. The anger against mega pylons, huge substations and massive wind turbines is…” Jun 14, 21:22
Dan on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “@Andy So jist yer usual resorting to lame ad hominen pish and skirting around adding any input on the shit…” Jun 14, 20:40
Dunx on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: ““ any vote in Scotland on constitutional matters will be supervised by the UN‘ I think you just made that…” Jun 14, 20:33
agent x on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “@Sarah Who was Liberate Scotland’s candidate at the Hamilton, Larkhall and Stonehouse by-election please?” Jun 14, 19:26
Hatey McHateface on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “It’s textbook leftist behaviour to attribute the failure of every half-baked plan and reality-denying policy to tractors. The Bolsheviks were…” Jun 14, 19:16
Andy Ellis on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “@Dan You seem to have a fairly weird view of party politics and dynamics. I’m just an ordinary member of…” Jun 14, 18:53
Hatey McHateface on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Solid 24-carat gold pure Scottish Exceptionalism there, wullie. I submit as disproof of your ludicrously and hysterically over-the-top exaggeration, the…” Jun 14, 18:41
Hatey McHateface on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Don’t knock it. If you turn up for the Oompah Mac Fucking Loompah gig, nobody else will get a look…” Jun 14, 18:32
Hatey McHateface on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “For “once Scotland is recognised” read “if Scotland is recognised”. And, to repeat what I have said before – anybody…” Jun 14, 18:26
Dan on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “It seems to be holding yer Alba Party back though… Even with a very short and compromised campaign, Eva standing…” Jun 14, 18:02
Captain Caveman on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: ““Cap’n, I bet some of the more righteous progressives in the SNP would see the election of a Reform candidate…” Jun 14, 17:59
sarah on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “2025 is looking good for Yessers. We just need the 1,617,989 Yes voters to hear what is going on and…” Jun 14, 17:43
James on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “As a great man once said…. “…I notice at any mention of SALVO or Liberate Scotland the FRANCHISE fanny and…” Jun 14, 17:10
Andy Ellis on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “@Stuart 3.50pm Aye, that’ll be because you’re (checks notes) a unionist plant / 77th Brigade / not REALLY Scottish /…” Jun 14, 16:22
Stuart MacKay on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Cap’n, I bet some of the more righteous progressives in the SNP would see the election of a Reform candidate…” Jun 14, 16:12
Stuart on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “I think Mr Ellis is spot on re Salvo, not only are Salvo and it’s supporters engaging in magical thinking,…” Jun 14, 15:50
Confused on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “I could believe it : https://archive.ph/wip/as3Uc but let’s just have a bit of imperial propaganda to cheer us all up.…” Jun 14, 13:48
Andy Ellis on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “@Stuart 11.59am Well, I suppose you might argue that they weren’t solely responsible for the war. Of course this isn’t…” Jun 14, 12:39
Captain Caveman on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “*winning Heh. Freudian slip perchance ” Jun 14, 12:36
Captain Caveman on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Yes please. Will enhance Reform’s chances of sinning some seats. Good work!” Jun 14, 12:06
Stuart on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Aye Mr Ellis, nor did starting a civil war hold them back either…” Jun 14, 11:59
Andy Ellis on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “And your point is, caller….? Not having independence in their name – or indeed being Irish language – didn’t seem…” Jun 14, 11:11
Andy Wiltshire on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Another question asked from a position of ignorance – am I right in assuming that the only Scottish political party…” Jun 14, 10:58
Andy Ellis on Let’s Not Make Some Plans: “Who are “they” in this context? The SNP? The Scottish media? Scottish &/or British unionists? It all sounds a like…” Jun 14, 10:11