We’re stuck indoors waiting for a repairman today, so we had a little read-around of some of the less popular Scottish politics blogs to pass the time, and noted this:
James Kelly of Scot Goes Pop, which we gather from its front page was seemingly one of the “Top 50 Left-Wing Blogs of 2011”, is noticeably insistent on making the argument that we’re “stalking” and “obsessed” with him.
The National carried a strange article yesterday, apropos of seemingly nothing, about a Brussels-based political thinktank supposedly linked to the right-wing Prime Minister of Hungary, Viktor Orban. The piece actually originated on superwoke “fact-checking” site The Ferret a couple of days earlier, and professed to expose how the thinktank was “stoking Scotland’s culture war”.
Alert readers will already have pricked up their ears at this point, because “culture war” is a radical-left dogwhistle term used to obscure, belittle and dismiss groups (largely though not exclusively comprising left-wing feminists) fighting for the safeguarding of children and the protection of women’s and LGB rights.
As more horrific experiences from survivors of rape torture gangs surface from across the UK, we must focus not on knee-jerk political posturing but on the root cause that led to the failure of these children by our society.
Political inaction has now opened the door to inevitable political mileage, nurtured from stoking vengeance in a rightly-angered public. Those only interested in creating cultural conflicts no more support justice for survivors than those who allowed this abomination to fester by looking away or worse, covering up the problem.
For any functioning society, inflicting unimaginable pain on children on an alarming scale seems unimaginable. Yet, the evidence has been in front of us for years – so why has immediate action to ensure the safeguarding of children – and vulnerable adults – not been a pressing priority?
To be honest, readers, the peculiar events of yesterday continued to nag at us all day as every news broadcaster in Scotland and beyond leapt eagerly on the ludicrous non-story from the Herald On Sunday’s front page. (It was even the #2 item on BBC Radio Wales, inexplicably).
For such an absolute nothingball of scurrilous sub-gossip to so dominate the entire news media was just too strange to ignore. We cannot remember the last time a low-grade freelancer managed to sell the same story to FOUR major Scottish newspapers – who normally, remember, only want exclusives for their big front-page splashes – let alone a crummy opinion columnist (not even an actual news reporter) who’s only been back in journalism for five minutes after a 15-year break as a failed PR guru.
(Once they’d all run the shoddy hatchet piece, TV and radio then had all the excuse they needed to blare it across the airwaves. “Oh, it’s not us inflating and amplifying this garbage, guv, we’re just reporting what the papers are saying.”)
So in our eternal quest for enlightenment and understanding we thought we’d see if we could find out a bit more about the little-known but recently-revived sleeper assassin with the ironic name: Carlos Alba.
Alex Salmond will be laid to rest in the green turf of Aberdeenshire today in a quiet and dignified private ceremony. (A public celebration of his life will take place next month.)
Most of Scotland’s press and commentariat beclowned itself shamefully after his death just as it did during his life, but below is a (regrettably short) collection of those who did otherwise and who deserve to be noted honourably beside the man himself.
Wherever you find giants, you also find parasites, bottom-feeders and carrion. When a mighty lion dies in the jungle, tiny creeping crawling maggots and insects and bacteria feast gleefully on its corpse for many days.
Which naturally brings us to the Scottish media.
The above paragraphs of cowardly innuendo and baseless speculative smearing were penned by Severin Carrell and Libby Brooks in the Guardian on Monday. (They’re not from the ironically-headed “Appreciation” that the same two hacks wrote for Sunday’s Observer, in which they audaciously claimed that Salmond’s success was down to Nicola Sturgeon).
They sneakily imply that Salmond was guilty not only of the sexual assaults of which he was cleared in court, but also of an unspecified number of unnamed others, and make assertions of “disturbing evidence about his personal conduct” without specifying what that evidence or conduct might have been.
We’ve just watched the BBC’s new documentary, and we’re confused.
You can see both episodes on iPlayer now, or on TV tonight and tomorrow, but there’s no mistaking what’s being advertised – a personal drama between the two biggest players in Scottish politics in the last 300 years.
In many ways, the fabricated, hysterical furore of Humza Yousaf Vs Elon Musk is the ultimate in summer-silly-season politics stories.
Absurdly plainly, the former First Minister ISN’T going to take any legal action against the billionaire owner of Twitter. He only likes bullying small nurseries, and even then he doesn’t follow through. He didn’t even sue us for calling him racist a few months ago, so there’s zero chance he’s going to square up to the world’s richest man.
Every now and again you’ll go to clean them up and find something that you’ve been meaning to write about in a quiet moment, and this certainly counts as a quiet moment in Scottish politics, so let’s do this one now.
Because the story above is from March, but we don’t think we’ve ever seen anyone anywhere talk about just how weird it is, or what it tells us about the 2024 SNP.
Yoon Scum on Mad caps: “We can safely ignore all unionist parties as they are nothing more then far right scottish hating English worshipping tools…” Apr 5, 12:44
TURABDIN on Mad caps: “Yoon Scum 10:11 UTOPIAS, as the name implies do not exist in reality, however the former American colonies have done…” Apr 5, 12:44
yoon scum on Mad caps: “Both of us are trying to pick up the turd by the clean end I’d far rather we had politicians…” Apr 5, 12:40
Mark Beggan on Mad caps: “Mark Ruskell another graduate groupie. Another Ponce on the Vine. SCOTLAND NEEDS ADULTS!! Stop the graduate brat mafia destroying our…” Apr 5, 12:25
Old John on Mad caps: “A veritable tombola of hats. I’m a trifle confused as to who would wear the Roundhead or Cavalier ones though.…” Apr 5, 12:08
George Ferguson on Mad caps: “@ Sarah Tin Foil Hat Ross Greer Black YMCA hat Patrick Harvie Trans Hat Maggie Chapman Dunce Hat Lorna Slater…” Apr 5, 12:05
Mark Beggan on Mad caps: “Sums up the freak show nicely.” Apr 5, 12:04
Skip_NC on Mad caps: “I should have thought it was obvious that, after independence, the constitutional question goes away almost completely. So parties and…” Apr 5, 11:50
Anthem on Mad caps: “That’s the thing. You can’t! They sneek in through the list system.” Apr 5, 11:37
Rev. Stuart Campbell on Mad caps: “Nobody voted “on mass” for the Greens. They got 8% on the list.” Apr 5, 11:23
sarah on Mad caps: “Had me laughing out loud, Chris – many thanks! Have you allotted specific mad hats to Mad Hatters? Which ones…” Apr 5, 11:17
Peter Glasgow on Mad caps: “We could also vote Scottish MP’s out if they’re sh*t/grifters/wrong uns etc” Apr 5, 10:46
Sven on Mad caps: “I’m not so sure that “happily” advocating spending public money in a foreign country to add to its infrastructure is…” Apr 5, 10:36
Yoon Scum on Mad caps: “America left control of the English in 1775 Seeing that the vital element in achieving utopia is leaving control of…” Apr 5, 10:11
Yoon Scum on Mad caps: “if you want me to defend the Labour MPs who want to BUILD an airport in Pakistan when compared to…” Apr 5, 10:09
Cynicus on Mad caps: “How about this one? https://tinyurl.com/ClownBowler” Apr 5, 10:09
Andrew scott on Mad caps: “Maggie chapperson or dross geer-what a prospect” Apr 5, 10:05
Sven on Mad caps: “Yoon Scum @ 08.53. Reads a wee bit like that song about, “What do you with a pronlem like Greer.”.…” Apr 5, 09:52
TURABDIN on Mad caps: “IN PAX AMERICANA à la Trump/Musk/Bezos/Zuckerberg etc they know the price of everything, flash the greenbacks and all prostrate in…” Apr 5, 09:51
diabloandco on Mad caps: “And American chocolate, American sitcoms ( or is that the cheese to which you refer?) and Trump , Musk et…” Apr 5, 09:45
Former President Xiden on The Gender Of Mountains: “Meetings, the practical alternative to work.” Apr 5, 09:38
Former President Xiden on The Gender Of Mountains: “We are living in a clown show.????” Apr 5, 09:37
Captain Caveman on Mad caps: “Heh! This made me laugh out loud. Gotta love the Space Cadet helmet!” Apr 5, 09:13
Yoon Scum on Mad caps: “So cough up my tenner” Apr 5, 08:55
Yoon scum on Mad caps: “Lets take this as a time for us to reflect on how we got here and where we go With…” Apr 5, 08:53
yoon scum on Mad caps: “How about scotland becomes a USA state I get guns, cheap fuel, right wing politics and low taxes You get…” Apr 5, 08:21
Bill Cowan on Mad caps: “The Mad Party’s C Hatters? ? *With apologies to Lewis Carroll” Apr 5, 08:08
Effijy on Mad caps: “Are those hats made of recycled materials? That party needs recycled? Off topic- watching a documentary about Greenland. The colonisers,…” Apr 5, 07:13
The Flying Iron of Doom on Mad caps: ““Crazy one” doesn’t really narrow it down much given that we’re dealing with the Greens ” Apr 5, 05:51
Yoon Scum on Mad caps: “Can I put a tenner on the crazy one winning?” Apr 5, 05:10