Light and shade 332
Posted on
November 01, 2020 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
In today’s Sunday National:
Well, that’s good to know. Which members exactly?
Archive for the ‘idiots’
His cotton socks 64
Posted on
October 17, 2020 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Holiday Boy is off for the next fortnight, readers, but there’s no way he’d have come up with anything funnier than this anyway.
We’re not sure he’s got the name right. But we’ll add that one to the list.
Deny the flesh 232
Posted on
October 13, 2020 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We’ve just received the most extraordinary Freedom Of Information response from the Scottish Government, readers. Trust us, you want to go and make yourselves a strong cup of tea before you read it. Or get this guy to bring you one.
The Run-Aways 106
Posted on
September 30, 2020 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Incredible, really. Just one day after we accuse the SNP of trying to dodge its problems by hiding from them and censoring anyone who brings them up, this happens:
Plenty of SNP members, including the party’s former Trade And Industry spokesman, know this approach is untenable. It really is time the SNP started listening to them. A party that scurries away bleating in terror every time it’s threatened with the slightest scrutiny is plainly not capable of winning the hard fight for independence.
Bonfire of the ironies 158
Posted on
September 27, 2020 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Some days it’s not even worth trying to get your jaw off the floor.
Yeah, THAT Neil Mackay.
Let’s just kill ourselves 230
Posted on
September 05, 2020 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Bad news, readers. We’ve done some research, and it’s our grave duty to report to you that according to the evidence we’ve discovered, there’s a high statistical probability that everyone reading this website will one day die.
Luckily there’s a solution: we can all just commit suicide right now.
Wait – that’s a stupid idea, right?
Selling the jerseys 308
Posted on
September 03, 2020 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Let’s be clear about something straight away – we’re NOT about to write an article in defence of Tony Abbott. He IS a sexist, a misogynist and a climate change denier (and a homophobe), and as far as we can ascertain he’s NOT actually all that good at trade either. So even though the bar for improving the competence of the UK government is astonishingly low, we don’t want him in it any more than anyone else does.
But this is still an incredibly brainless thing to say:
And it explains a lot about what’s gone wrong everywhere.
For certain purposes 132
Posted on
August 31, 2020 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We suppose we should be happy to learn that Scottish Government ministers are at least still sometimes capable of understanding that men and women are different and there are times when it’s inappropriate for men to be in women’s spaces.
We just wish they didn’t keep reminding us of something so much.
We really hope the 27% of Scots who already think the Sun revolves around the Earth isn’t getting bigger.
You Are The Boris Johnson 174
Posted on
August 21, 2020 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Much as we might wish otherwise, we haven’t been able to help noticing other pro-indy websites doubling down on the “BOTH VOTES SNP, TRUST IN QUEEN NICOLA, THE 10TH MANDATE IS THE ONE THAT’LL WORK!” routine lately.
And however much we’ve tried to get people to grasp the seemingly-obvious fact that Boris Johnson is not looking at this debate from the same viewpoint we all are, reality doesn’t seem to be getting through to everyone yet.
So we thought we’d try a new tack.
