In a post last month we referenced a ZX Spectrum computer game from 1984 called “Worse Things Happen At Sea”. Today as we watched the First Minister on the Andrew Marr Show, we were put in mind of another nautical-disaster-themed one from a great deal nearer to the end of the Speccy’s life.
The Scottish Parliament will today almost certainly pass a dangerously misleading and inaccurate motion to mark “Transgender Day Of Remembrance”, and in doing so will join countless other institutions across the UK captured by trans ideology to the great detriment of women’s rights, freedom of speech and general sanity.
So we thought we’d mark it with a very short fact check.
Some years ago, a friend of mine was on a car journey along the motorway, with their brother driving. The night before there had been a storm and high winds. The bad weather had continued into the morning before easing, but the wind was still strong.
They were chatting in the car and as they continued to chat, my friend noticed that further along, a motorway stanchion that holds the lights had fallen across their path. It was blocking two of the three lanes, including the one that they were on. Despite that, they continued to chat as if it wasn’t there.
The obstacle drew nearer and nearer. Finally my friend said to his brother, “Aren’t you going to drive round that light?” His brother swerved and made it into the unblocked lane with feet to spare.
I asked my friend why they hadn’t swerved sooner. “Neither of us could believe it was there”, he said.
We’ve just made an executive decision that we’re going to keep sending Freedom of Information requests to the Scottish Government until we get a straight answer to at least one of them. We expect to be occupied for some time.
We have to admit the line below takes some chutzpah to even attempt. It’s a little bit like Harold Shipman refusing to admit to all the murders he committed on the grounds that revealing the victim/patients’ personal data would break the Hippocratic Oath.
We know, for an absolute and uncontested fact, by the Scottish Government’s own admission, that the First Minister has already committed the most serious breach of the Ministerial Code possible – lying to Parliament (section 1.3c). She lied about the date she first knew of the allegations against Salmond.
From the First Minister’s own personal written testimony, we know that the reason she lied to Parliament was that she had definitely also committed another breach of the Code, either by using Scottish Parliament premises for party matters (section 1.3i) or by failing to record government business discussed therein (sections 4.22, 4.23).
So it seems a bit late to be getting all bashful about the Code now.
Nobody around here has any time for the Tories. But if you believe democracy should exist then governments should have oppositions and be subject to legitimate scrutiny.
These motions were the entirely proper business (and indeed duty) of a Parliamentary opposition. In the first instance they were acting on behalf of a cross-party, SNP-led committee which has repeatedly requested evidence it hasn’t been given, and in the second instance the SNP didn’t even oppose the motion (their MSPs abstained).
Neither of today’s motions were anything to do with independence or a referendum, just the normal everyday operation of government, so what Wishart is so indignantly demanding for his party is a rubber-stamping sham Parliament in which the SNP can do whatever it wants all the time without any meaningful scrutiny or challenge – an arrangement better known in communist China or the Third Reich.
(Ironically, it’s also exactly the sort of staggeringly arrogant entitlement you’d expect from the most stereotypical Eton Tory.)
We don’t know about you, folks, but that’s not what we signed up for.
Mac on What Went On: “Never seen this guy (being interviewed) before but I strongly recommend this interview. A brilliant analysis but also an important…” Nov 29, 11:26
Callum on What Went On: “Universality is worth saving. Just think what Scotland would be without universal health care and education. The principle that all…” Nov 29, 11:14
Callum on What Went On: “What is more important in law – biological reality or a social construct based on gender? Politicians have made bad…” Nov 29, 10:54
Robert Hughes on What Went On: “It’s a good gesture and fairplay to yr friend for doing that . The possible negative if many people did…” Nov 29, 10:45
Sven on What Went On: “Guess that means that we can expect to see Grahams disappear from Supermarket shelves and remain only on sale in…” Nov 29, 10:38
Chas on What Went On: “Off topic. I have a golfing pal who receives an old age pension. Last year he was awarded £500 for…” Nov 29, 10:32
shug on What Went On: “Of course the BBC is avoiding mention of the UK gender equality act in 2010 that kicked off all this…” Nov 29, 10:32
Mac on What Went On: “Where it really struck me was old footage of Scotland fans breaking the goalposts at Wembley… there is hardly a…” Nov 29, 10:21
Mac on What Went On: “The reason we have an obesity and diabetes epidemic is because in the 80’s at the behest of Big Food…” Nov 29, 10:05
Andy on What Went On: “Not even on the Scotland page of the BBC website. You have to know that it’s down in Scotland Politics.…” Nov 29, 09:53
Frank Gillougley on What Went On: “What went on? – about 2018 or so, androgynous adolescents started appearing as a phenomenom in Scottish secondary schools. From…” Nov 29, 09:47
SteepBrae on What Went On: “The service in St Giles is 11am but this is at 12.30. Maybe someone could verify it? The info is…” Nov 29, 09:36
Stevie on What Went On: “As soon as I see, or hear, or read about the thing called SNP, the first word that comes straight…” Nov 29, 09:24
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TURABDIN on What Went On: “There are biologically two sexes but as many «genders» as you might dream up. Good science is concerned with the…” Nov 29, 09:21
diabloandco on What Went On: “In a nutshell , thank you Robert Louis!” Nov 29, 08:22
diabloandco on What Went On: “I thought it was 11 a.m – am I wrong?” Nov 29, 08:19
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Mark Beggan on What Went On: “Swinney will be severely beaten for expressing an opinion to the Media.” Nov 29, 08:15
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Brian Crawford Hill on What Went On: “I’m not sure to which KC you are referring. The irony perhaps, as the KC for the appellants mentioned, is…” Nov 29, 01:05
Robert Matthews on What Went On: “Will Alf Baird and James be attending? If not, why not?” Nov 29, 00:19
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Oneliner on What Went On: “Those from parties not based in and controlled by London/England. Some shuffling of desks and slippers may be required. House…” Nov 28, 23:47
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Mark Beggan on What Went On: “The less said about that’ the better.” Nov 28, 23:22
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crazycat on What Went On: “I think there are two strands of lunacy here. As you say, men cannot be pregnant. But people who swallow…” Nov 28, 22:08
znovak on What Went On: ““Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.” It is…” Nov 28, 21:53