We imagine people may wish to read the Alba Party manifesto.
It can be downloaded by clicking the link above. Had we formed our own party it’s pretty much the manifesto we’d have written, and we especially endorse the gorgeous pooch on the front.
The First Minister released a short film this week.
While it has the character of a hostage video, with terrorists just off-camera pointing a gun at the unfortunate victim and forcing them to read out a pre-prepared text, sadly we doubt that was the case. We think this is really what she believes and intends.
We’ve been racking our brains for a few hours now, but we still haven’t been able to think of a single UK citizen of the last 100 years – indeed, probably the last 300 – who has terrified the British establishment more than Alexander Elliot Anderson Salmond.
By any conceivable measure Salmond is the most successful Scottish politician of all time. He’s the only one to date to have won a (supposedly impossible) majority in the Scottish Parliament, the only one to have secured an independence referendum, and the man who took Scotland to the brink of regaining its democracy, where – despite the best efforts of his successor – it still just about remains.
He survived a uniformly hostile media for 20 years as SNP leader, then also survived a corrupt and criminal conspiracy within his own former party to have him imprisoned, walking out of court a free and innocent man despite a two-year smear campaign in the press and a police and government operation of unprecedented scale trying to convict him.
(A point that hasn’t been made enough in coverage of the entire fiasco is the amount of police resources which were devoted to the case. Ask the average woman who’s alleged a sexual assault below the level of rape – or indeed an actual rape – if SHE got a team of two dozen dedicated police officers interviewing over 400 people at a cost of millions of pounds to try to firm up HER claim.)
So you’d think that when he formed a brand-new political party, which got numerous elected representatives from the SNP to defect to it, and contested a notionally-crucial Scottish general election, it would sound like a work of absurdist dystopian fiction if one were to suggest the media would exclude it from even participating in televised election debates in a manner more befitting North Korea than a Western democracy.
So-called “puberty blockers” – the class of drugs that were used to “chemically castrate” computing pioneer Alan Turing for being homosexual (a crime in the UK in the 1950s), which is believed to have led to his suicide by cyanide poisoning at the age of 41 are extremely dangerous.
Scotland’s only gender clinic, the Sandyford, had to apologise just a few months ago for having concealed the very serious hazards posed by the drugs. But it has no plans to stop prescribing them to under-16s.
And the Scottish Government refuses to intervene in the matter.
Yesterday we mentioned an SNP election leaflet that someone had posted on social media. It turns out that either deliberately or accidentally (probably the latter, while taking out the bit with their name and address on it) they’d cropped off part of it containing a logo that does passingly refer to independence. You can see it down at the bottom-right corner.
So we should note that by way of clarification. But what’s more interesting about the rest of the leaflet is that if you took the logos off it, it could be from literally ANY of the parties contesting the election. It contains no policies whatsoever, just some general feelgood sloganeering. Which parties, do you suppose, are campaigning AGAINST “equipping children to succeed” or “supporting businesses” or “creating jobs”?
The deeper truth is that the leaflet demonstrates how completely pointless this election actually is, because nothing you do with your vote next month is going to affect anything that happens in the subsequent five years. Only one party is going to win, and once they do it won’t matter what’s in the 76-page “manifesto” they released today. The manifesto is a fake – in reality it amounts to a single line: “keep us in power so we can fill our pockets and do whatever we like for another half a decade, suckers”.
Even just the tweet above by the author of the Times piece fails all kinds of basic journalistic standards of impartiality, but the article itself is vastly worse.
The Alba Party tonight released its official policy manifesto on equalities. We attach it below for the benefit of voters, particularly those concerned by the other parties’ positions on women’s rights. The highlighting is ours.
Not for the first time, a certain section of society in Scotland and elsewhere is today engaged in the furious insistence that words don’t mean what they actually mean.
The words above are not ambiguous. They call for the “elimination” of “all laws limiting [the] legal capacity of adolescents […] to consent to sex”. The only laws which limit the legal capacity of adolescents – people aged from 10 to 19, according to both the World Health Organisation and the United Nations – to consent to sex are age of consent laws. The clue is somewhat in the name.
If organisations don’t want those laws abolished so that 10-year-olds can have sex, then they shouldn’t sign their names to statements saying that they do.
robertkknight on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Corrupt Police. Corrupt Judiciary. Corrupt Government. Did I miss anything/anyone?” Aug 17, 12:48
Keith B on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “Every day. Every sodding day I read something online that turns me (a normally calm and very reasonable person) into…” Aug 17, 12:45
Effijy on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “This corrupt and inadequate system masquerading as Law & Order in Scotland has itself got to be brought to justice.…” Aug 17, 12:36
BLMac on The Land Of Do-As-You-Please: “It’s plainly obvious the gender benders are still in control of the Scottish Govt and the top levels of the…” Aug 17, 12:22
TURABDIN on Believers In The Ruins: “this is an article on the perils of gerontocracy https://archive.is/mD86N Scotland’s governance is not exactly «gerontocratic», although it does act…” Aug 17, 12:20
sam on Believers In The Ruins: “Polling by Demos suggests that there is still pride within Britain for the communities where people live but not in…” Aug 17, 12:09
James on Believers In The Ruins: “Talking to yourself again, SP. Bad sign, that.” Aug 17, 12:00
Captain Caveman on Believers In The Ruins: “FFS, another steaming puddle of puke. Haven’t you got some bike seats to sniff or something?” Aug 17, 11:32
James Che on Believers In The Ruins: “We were dissolved and Sine Die in England and Scotland respectively from the parliament of England as far back as…” Aug 17, 11:31
Aidan on Believers In The Ruins: “@SBS – I would expect that based on the fabrication of his academic record (not just plagiarism, claiming to have…” Aug 17, 11:24
Confused on Believers In The Ruins: “getting slagged off by people who don’t read and can’t write, is funny; everything I write has a list of…” Aug 17, 11:24
James Che on Believers In The Ruins: “Following any party rules, advice or laws from a pretendy parliament only happens when we follow and allow something that…” Aug 17, 11:22
Confused on Believers In The Ruins: “by accident you’ve actually brought up something interesting; restore/lowe in contrast to reform/farage, mind the former is a splitter -…” Aug 17, 11:21
Confused on Believers In The Ruins: “a decent read from the mail (a stopped clock, etc) https://www.dailymail.com/lifestyle/article-16042365/Why-water-companies-rivers-beaches-s-t.html – this lacks the glamour of trannyism, but its…” Aug 17, 11:19
James Che on Believers In The Ruins: “The claim of right and article on private rights of Scots within Scotland has ended the treaty, The decision is…” Aug 17, 11:18
Aidan on Believers In The Ruins: “Where does it say anywhere in the treaty that an apparent breach of it means it comes to an end?…” Aug 17, 11:16
James Che on Believers In The Ruins: “Valid reason for leaving England is Article XV 111 which has been breached. Private rights of people within Scotland. Automatically…” Aug 17, 11:04
Southernbystander on Believers In The Ruins: “Two sides? People ‘suffered’ around him? Sure, he did wrong but unlikely anything actually illegal. He may have got a…” Aug 17, 11:02
Captain Caveman on Believers In The Ruins: “@robertkknight Well said, completely agree with you. No doubt the guy will now be canonised by the Left (and those…” Aug 17, 10:41
100%Yes on Believers In The Ruins: “Nicola Sturgeon says she ‘needs therapy’ after Peter Murrell betrayal, LOL. Isn’t London doing its job Nicola, someone stated “…” Aug 17, 09:57
Chas on Believers In The Ruins: “There used to be 3 classes of people in the UK/Scotland. Upper class, middle class and working class. There is…” Aug 17, 09:12
Hatey McHateface on Believers In The Ruins: “Fat chance. You should have written “annihilation” and “scourge”! Welcome back, Mark.” Aug 17, 08:23
Hatey McHateface on Believers In The Ruins: “Students of his had their educations and subsequent career opportunities damaged. Critics of his had their reputations tainted and their…” Aug 17, 08:19
Hatey McHateface on Believers In The Ruins: “I’m thinking you don’t know what a phallus is from the internal logic of your post, Wally W. But you…” Aug 17, 08:01
Mark Beggan on Believers In The Ruins: “It is often said in Scottish mythology that seagulls are the reincarnated souls of dead socialists. I’ve written to Glasgow…” Aug 17, 07:59
Hatey McHateface on Believers In The Ruins: “Professor Jason Arday himself couldn’t have put it better, Alf. I look forwards to you keeping his memory alive with…” Aug 17, 07:50
Aidan on Believers In The Ruins: “Two things can be true at the same time Southernbystander. Cambridge is one of the world’s most prestigious and important…” Aug 17, 07:20
Southernbystander on Believers In The Ruins: “He was hounded by a relentless media onslaught, much of it driven but those made mad with rage by their…” Aug 16, 21:59
john h williams on Believers In The Ruins: “Captain Caveman very well said,it is a disgraceful post from someone who has very little idea of Autism or disabilities…” Aug 16, 19:57