This is how Scotland is seen in the largest part of the UK today. There’s nothing at all new about Scots being portrayed as “stealing” money rightfully belonging to England, of course, nor in the stereotype depicted by the Jimmy hat. It’s the word on the placard that tells the story: “immigrant”.
A lot of people this week quoted a line supposedly from the former Labour cabinet minister Roy Jenkins, which runs “a statement is only interesting if a sane man could say the opposite”. We haven’t been able to verify if he ever really said that or not, but it doesn’t really matter, because it’s true either way.
If you ask them on social media, Labour MPs and activists will all hotly deny that the party signed up to the Conservatives’ plan for £30bn of austerity cuts in the next five years. It’ll be interesting to see whether they try to continue doing so in the light of Ed Balls’ appearance on the Andrew Marr Show this morning.
Alert readers will have noticed that this week we’ve been fascinated by the differences between the mostly-identical Scottish and English editions of The Sun. For example, the editorial below from today’s English edition doesn’t make it across the border.
Here’s a clip from last night’s Question Time from Leeds, in which Anna Soubry MP for the Conservatives, Lucy Powell MP for Labour, Charles Kennedy MP for the Lib Dems, ardent Unionist Ian Hislop from Private Eye and various audience members spent 20 minutes attacking the SNP, with no SNP representative present.
(The closest thing was Natalie Bennett, leader of the Greens in England and Wales, who was relentlessly mocked, derided and harangued from all sides for most of the programme’s duration, including by the “anti-establishment” Hislop.)
It seems to us that the solution to the problem is simple.
For some time, readers, we’ve been puzzling to ourselves about quite why the idea of having to work with the SNP in the UK parliament enrages the Labour Party quite so much. Because it doesn’t make any rational sense.
Indeed, on any intelligent analysis the arrangement currently suggested by opinion polls is a dream outcome for the party. Think about it logically for a moment. Minority government lifts the burden of responsibility from your shoulders – there’s always someone else to blame if you bail on a manifesto promise, because you can say “We didn’t have a majority to push it through”.
(The SNP, it should of course be recorded, took advantage of this benefit of minority government more than once at Holyrood between 2007 and 2011)
But in Labour’s specific case in 2015, there’s what seems an even bigger boon.
Unionist politicians, journalists and trolls have barely been able to contain themselves with glee at today’s figures suggesting that Scotland’s economy was weaker in the last fiscal year than in previous years (though still healthy). We’ll keep this short.
With apologies to Jason Donovan, we felt we should probably have a look at the latest election leaflet Scottish Labour are putting through people’s doors.
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Captain Caveman on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “@Xaracen Whilst you’re rather vocal in making demands for information and evidence, it would be good to hear your answers…” Jul 27, 12:15
Xaracen on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Aidan, as usual, you are being deliberately obtuse! The C-24 has NOT “rejected the petition outright”, and you have not…” Jul 27, 12:14
sarah on Safety First: “O/T Whilst waiting for a response to my query re the exact target of Chris’s cartoon, for those who want…” Jul 27, 12:06
Mark Beggan on Safety First: “The majority of the protestors at Harvies Anti-Trump rally were middle aged and middle class. The speaker although difficult to…” Jul 27, 12:01
Stuart on Safety First: “Careful James, yer tinfoil hat has slipped a wee bit there son.” Jul 27, 11:24
sarah on Safety First: “Clarification, please! Is the cartoon referring to Sandie Peggie’s case v NHS Fife? Her request to Upton to leave the…” Jul 27, 11:07
Aidan on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “@Xaracen – Brilliant, so what response have JPTi received from C-24 in response to the petition? I say that the…” Jul 27, 10:46
dandydons1903 on Safety First: “Looks like they all go to the same sign writer or placard shop or maybe the spook security services buy…” Jul 27, 10:40
James Cheyne on Safety First: “Lorn. Willie. Yesterday just for fun I asked the questions on Identifying what a Utility was, and just getting the…” Jul 27, 10:23
James Cheyne on Safety First: “Mark beggan, I had noticed the mainly imported accents, I understand this is happening down south too. People being shipped…” Jul 27, 09:30
Marie on Safety First: “They’re all wrong – the USA and UK are not democracies – they are oligarchies.” Jul 27, 09:29
Xaracen on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Minor correction to my submission, Aidan; JPTI submitted Scotland’s Petition directly to the C-24, and not via the Secretariat. Both…” Jul 27, 09:18
James Cheyne on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “The divine right of kings is not so divine. If there is no kingdom of England, and one is incapable…” Jul 27, 09:05
James Cheyne on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Sit back and observe what is happening slow but surely.” Jul 27, 08:41
James Cheyne on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “I personally think that Scotland might be the one saving grace for England, Ireland, Wales and all the surrounding smaller…” Jul 27, 08:39
David on Safety First: “The anti-Trump protesters are obviously communists who have no money on the stock market. I bought in when Trump took…” Jul 27, 08:30
James Cheyne on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “It has not gone under my personal radar that the monarchy has been officially downsized, two have cancer, although I…” Jul 27, 08:30
James Cheyne on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “I suspect worrying what Scotland may or may not do sometime in the future might be the least of Englands…” Jul 27, 08:12
James Cheyne on Everybody’s Normal Nowadays: “Andy Wiltshire, Rejoin the UK? It would be treason? 1) There would be no UK Country or State to re-join.…” Jul 27, 08:05
Mark Beggan on Safety First: “Here’s some of the Anti-Trump comments from protesters: 1.” I despise him. He has no right to be here, Iam…” Jul 27, 02:38
willie on Safety First: “I don’t think anyone thinks what has been attempted on Nurse Peggie is a laugh. our government is a laugh,…” Jul 26, 22:15
willie on Safety First: “Oh and one last thing before I retire I was thinking about intimidation which as we know in the good…” Jul 26, 22:01
agent x on Safety First: “Sandie Peggie, the claimant, is an A&E nurse at Victoria Hospital in Kirkcaldy with 30 years’ experience at NHS Fife.…” Jul 26, 21:57
willie on Safety First: “Ah Hatey c’mon now you’ve probably rumbled Dr Theodore Upton’s future business plans. There is as been noted thems that…” Jul 26, 21:39