(It seems needlessly churlish and picky to also point out that McGarry currently isn’t an “SNP MP”, so we won’t do that.)
Instead, the author, worth hundreds of millions of pounds, intends to try to pressure McGarry into making a donation to her childrens’ charity, Lumos, which we can only presume is happy to receive money generated by what some people might regard as intimidation bordering on blackmail.
So that’s all well and good. If you’re going to bully people, after all, it’s probably best if it’s at least for a worthy cause. Rowling was full of praise for abusive Tweeter “Brian Spanner” when he raised some money for the same charity last year by selling t-shirts mocking the loony “Scottish Resistance” campaign group.
But not all charitable donations attract such gratitude.
The Scottish Daily Mail’s front page lead today is so galactically despicable that it’s easy to overlook another story that it bundles in with the same “SNP BAD” attack.
While excoriating Dr Philippa Whitford for having the sheer shameless gall to help save women’s lives in her holidays, the alleged newspaper also devotes a page-high article to an attack on another Nat MP, George Kerevan, for employing his wife.
As we noted on Tuesday, Scottish Labour’s opening election salvo for 2016 has been to blame the Scottish Government for unaffordable house prices.
Of the 450 most obvious flaws in that argument, not least the extraordinary efforts a 13-year Labour government went to to keep the housing bubble inflated, the one that caught our eye was that in the past three years we were regularly told of one thing that definitely WOULD bring prices down dramatically, but which Labour pathologically fought every step of the way.
Kezia Dugdale made a spectacle of herself again at First Minister’s Questions earlier today. Using time intended for holding the Scottish Government to account over its devolved responsibilities, Dugdale once more decided instead to ignore her duty to the people of Scotland and attack the FM over a matter which is entirely outwith the Scottish Government’s control, namely the past actions of a Westminster MP.
Pausing only to demand that Holyrood interfere in the running of the independent Law Society, Dugdale then abandoned her casual endangerment of a live police inquiry by focusing instead on the morality of the aforementioned MP’s business practices:
But Ms Dugdale’s own ethics left a few things to be desired.
Earlier today we made an observation about the overblown way the media has been covering the Scottish Government’s underspend of 1.3% of its budget (a figure about which the David Hume Institute today cooed approvingly “Even Mr Micawber could not budget more accurately”).
To nobody’s great amazement, Scottish Labour rentahonk Jackie Baillie – fresh from making a complete idiot of herself over the Michelle Thomson case – couldn’t resist jumping on the bandwagon.
Quite aside from the fact that it means no such thing – there’s no less money, it’s just that some of it will now be carried over and spent this year instead – we suppose the tweet does at least mean that Scottish Labour’s policy position is clear: the Scottish Government should always spend every penny of its budget. Right?
The editor of the New Statesman just tweeted this image, trailing an interview with Jim Murphy, who alert readers may recall led Scottish Labour for a few months this year before its apocalyptic disaster of a general election campaign which saw it lose 40 of the 41 Scottish seats it won in 2010:
Oh, wait – maybe he’s trying to claim the credit for it.
Last night we highlighted the reaction from various right-wing columnists to the SNP’s torpedoing yesterday of Tory attempts to relax the laws on foxhunting in England and Wales. Today the same commentariat has turned its rage to thoughts of revenge, in the form of “English votes for English laws”.
And we’re confused, because we don’t know what this “England” they speak of is.
By now you should all have had a chance to marvel at the extraordinary madness that is Scottish Labour’s 51-page suicide note of SNP members who’ve said rude words on the internet since 2012.
You may even have had time to read a data protection expert (and Labour voter)’s assessment of all the ways in which the dossier breaks the law.
STV’s notorious quisling correspondent Stephen “Stevo” Daisley has an interesting piece today about the latest manufactured “cybernat” shock-horror outrage being punted by the Daily Mail (although curiously, the major “CYBERNAT WEB OF HATE!” exposé they promised readers would be published on Thursday is yet to materialise).
Daisley’s column makes some valid points about how the SNP could distance itself from the most extremist elements of its online support, but with one important flaw – it overlooks a crucial factor driving internet rage, and as a result its recommendations would only actually make the situation worse.
But fear not, gentle and sensitive reader. Conveniently, there’s an easy solution.
sarah on Pick Your Poison: “There’s no understanding folk. Shetland has gone SNP. Groan.” May 8, 13:28
factchecker on Pick Your Poison: “robertkknight – Good (and quite unusual) to see some rational and constructive analysis here. The vital requirement then becomes a…” May 8, 13:28
TURABDIN on Pick Your Poison: “PLEASE DO NOT DISDAIN «AI», the algorithm is a reflexion of its creator..RIRO. the Brits need to AI their voting…” May 8, 13:16
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “You mean you didn’t? What a fucking idiot” May 8, 13:14
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “I’ll bet it cited a Yoon source for that bullshit. It’s full of contradiction. One minute we’re Scotland that helped…” May 8, 13:12
Sven on Pick Your Poison: “Geri @ 12.41. At the risk of(yet again) being called a tinfoil hat wearing conspiracy theorist, Ger, (I have been…” May 8, 13:10
Aidan on Pick Your Poison: “Or you just asked it a series of prompts or presented a set of scenarios until it gave you broadly…” May 8, 13:03
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “Unlike you, AI Dan, my AI’s logic chip wasn’t programmed by devotees of English imperialism. And that being so, is…” May 8, 12:49
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “The rig is in: BBC reported earlier that they’re not allowed to film the count Glenrothes: “As we’ve been reporting,…” May 8, 12:41
Aidan on Pick Your Poison: “Whereas I asked it the straight up overarching question about Scotland’s role and we got: “Scotland played a disproportionately large…” May 8, 12:32
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “Here’s some more from the AI that I made cry with my impeccable logic: Where this leaves your original argument…” May 8, 12:27
Mark Beggan on Pick Your Poison: “You are now arguing with yourself to prove yourself right.” May 8, 12:19
Confused on Pick Your Poison: “Right, seriously WTF was the need for the delay in the count? That stinks. Then, no exit poll? Now, they…” May 8, 12:17
robertkknight on Pick Your Poison: “Disagree. If you’ve a Scottish tax code then you should be able to vote in all local and national elections…” May 8, 12:17
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “I’ve been arguing with an Artificial Intelligence. Ultimately, I said, “You say Scotland was both a partner in it [the…” May 8, 12:07
TURABDIN on Pick Your Poison: “SHORT CHANGE….what Scotland has had since 1603,,,,the date a king of Scots became king of England….all the rest is anglosaxon…” May 8, 12:00
Tenruh on Pick Your Poison: “Angus Robertson may have lost his seat but is on the list also, what chance has he of getting in…” May 8, 11:58
John. H. on Pick Your Poison: “The whole system needs to be changed. Scottish born people only should be allowed to vote in Scottish elections.it’s the…” May 8, 11:53
Alf Baird on Pick Your Poison: “Chances are later today there will be another what Peter Bell terms ‘nomimally’ pro-independence majority comprising SNP and Greens, plus…” May 8, 11:52
Geri on Pick Your Poison: “English students should be banned from voting in Scotland. Period. They get two votes I believe. One here & another…” May 8, 11:32
Northcode on Pick Your Poison: “Us Scots (Picts actually) are the most friendliest, most egalitarian, most sharing and caring fowk in the whole of this…” May 8, 11:23
Socrates MacSporran on Pick Your Poison: “Watching the BBC Shortbread election programme. Strange to see Bernard Ponsonby on BBC. He already has the line of the…” May 8, 11:17
Young Lochinvar on Pick Your Poison: “AI Dun and Fat Slag Wilma Flintstone “Love is in the air every sighting every sound”.. The dirty weekend you…” May 8, 11:14
Dan on Pick Your Poison: “Aye TH, there is undoubtably a feeling of “a them and us vibe” with many of the big name “Indy”…” May 8, 11:13
Colin Alexander on Pick Your Poison: “Asylum seekers couldn’t vote but those with refugee status who have Leave to Remain were allowed to vote.” May 8, 11:04
Big Jock on Pick Your Poison: “Is it any worse than English students voting in Scottish elections and in our referendum! I would trust an asylum…” May 8, 11:02
agentx on Pick Your Poison: “Refugees can now vote in Scotland if they have Leave to Remain and register to vote. Asylum Seekers are not…” May 8, 10:49
Captain Caveman on Pick Your Poison: “Well, time will tell later today/tomorrow, but I fear you’ve likely “Picted” the wrong horse again, Northy. 😀” May 8, 10:38
John H. on Pick Your Poison: “I’ve been hearing rumours, and I really hope they’re not true, that asylum seekers were allowed to vote yesterday. If…” May 8, 10:36