Making your mind up 69
Posted on
January 21, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
(Source here.)
108 Days Later 108
Posted on
January 20, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
International espionage 47
Posted on
January 14, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Our undercover mole in the No campaign got in touch last night to apologise for the fact that he hadn’t sent us much recently. It turned out he’d been hastily despatched to foreign lands to supervise the setting up of “Better Together Moscow”. But he managed to smuggle its first piece of work out to us inside a diplomatic bag.
50 answers for the No campaign 32
Posted on
January 13, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
(Now to questions typed by someone with a rudimentary command of written English.)
Because as we know “Better Together” will have quite a lot of trouble coming up with any coherent replies, we’ve had a bash ourselves while we wait for them to get started.
The secret of good comedy 63
Posted on
January 10, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
…they say, is timing. Alert readers may have noticed that Scottish Labour have spent all day on a cheap smear attempt against SNP Cowdenbeath by-election candidate Natalie McGarry, based on a couple of personal Twitter comments she made two years ago that were mildly critical of teachers, and which Labour had evidently rather creepily kept on file for all that time just in case she was ever selected to fight a seat.
“How DARE she attack our heroic, flawless and infinitely mighty educators?” had been the line since early this morning, issued alongside the uncompromisingly righteous hashtag #ContemptForTeachers. (Although all Ms McGarry had actually said was that teachers do a good job but liked to moan a bit, which isn’t terribly contemptuous.)
So there was a certain inevitability that the hapless, bumbling D-listers of Labour’s northern branch office would be swiftly humiliated by their UK masters yet again.
Don’t have nightmares 70
Posted on
January 07, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
The true meaning of “Better Together”.
Now that’s what we call Project Fear.
The best of both worlds 80
Posted on
January 06, 2014 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
It’s only January 6, but the 2014 satire bar just got set pretty high:
Breaking geological news 88
Posted on
December 27, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Looks like the dastardly SNP have succeeded in digging that giant trench from the Solway to the Tweed and sailing Scotland off towards its Nordic neighbours. Poor England, according to tomorrow’s Mail, is now an island.
We have a feeling, readers, that the Scottish edition won’t be carrying that headline.
Natpocalypse now 69
Posted on
December 17, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
We enjoyed this satirical piece on Buzzfeed today picturing how various world media outlets would handle the end of civilisation via a double meteor strike/zombie virus catastrophe. We’ve pinched some of their UK examples for illustrative purposes, and added a couple of our own at the end.
Have a go! It’s easy* and fun!
Latest leaked poster 66
Posted on
December 09, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
Actually, we hear this one was meant for internal use only.
Who am I? 149
Posted on
December 02, 2013 by
Rev. Stuart Campbell
An alert reader sends in this letter received by their company in 2009:
“Hello,
[identifying paragraph removed]
I’ve now taken the plunge to set myself up as a freelancer and am looking for voiceover work in commercials, documentaries and corporate films as well as scripting and media training.
I’m [redacted] years old with a warm, rich voice which has both light and shade. A long history of factual programming means I can convey information with authority, combined with an openness and accessibility which encourages interest; the unexpected world of live broadcasting means I’ve learned to be equally adept at putting across humour. My accent is a neutral blend of central Scotland tones.
