Readers, we swear to you we are not making this up. What you’re about to read are genuine extracts from the SNP’s official new (probably illegal) Equalities Mechanism explanatory note, detailing what does and doesn’t count as a disability when it comes to jumping the queue for a regional list nomination.
And straight away it’s a real punch in the gut for firestarters, muggers, rapists, flashers and, in most cases, hay-fever sufferers. THIS BIGOTRY WILL NOT STAND.
Having never been part of a political party, an area where Wings lacks expertise is in understanding the nuts and bolts of their operation, and how a party’s rules can be used to usurp their members’ power. We’re delighted to have someone equipped to provide a valuable insight into how that’s happened to the SNP in the last two years.
The following line is still a definitive statement in the SNP constitution:
“National Conference is the supreme governing and policy-making body of the Party.”
But in practice it is no longer the case. The 2018 redraft of the constitution centralised power in the Leader and in the NEC. The party Leader has sole and total power over policy – both in the manifesto and in government – and the NEC has sole power over who represents the party and what they are allowed to say.
So in effect, since 2018 the party elite – not the membership – has ruled the SNP.
Something most people don’t know about the infamous Spanish Inquisition is that it was never the Catholic Church that actually executed heretics. Particularly if a prisoner had refused to confess their vile heresy even under torture, the Church instead handed them over to the “mercy” of the state to deliver their end.
So SNP MP Kirsty Blackman (or as we understand some are already calling her, “the Tiny Torquemada“) would have fitted right in with it.
Or more likely, they just wanted to try to bury all of their skeletons at once in a single giant avalanche of crookedness. But either way, enough is enough. Criminals accused of perjury don’t get to decide if they’ll answer for their lies or not.
The Fabiani committee has the power to compel witnesses to attend. They must now use that power without further delay, or they must call on the police to arrest the SNP’s chief executive immediately and drag him into an interview room by his ears if need be with a solicitor in attendance. (Doubtless also paid for by SNP members.)
Scotland is not GoodFellas. Nobody is above the law. Stop this damn rot now.
The reaction to it was absolutely explosive. Half of the Parliamentary SNP spent the whole night running around social media frantically firefighting their own members, who were absolutely furious about what they’d just discovered. Poisonous abuse from the party’s woke faction poured out like never before. We got called every kind of bigot under the sun by SNP officeholders.
(The article, of course, made no mention of any sort of bisexual people, Jewish people, trans people or women as a group, let alone actually being prejudiced against anyone. Ironically just about the only kind of prejudice that wasn’t alleged was ageism, possibly because it might have looked a smidge too ironic coming from a bunch of bedwetting children whose core ideological stance is that anyone over 29 is a Nazi.)
But there was one thing you DIDN’T read amid the torrents of hate.
You didn’t read anyone saying a single word of the post was untrue.
We don’t yet know what happened regarding the supposed definition of transphobia – our source thinks that it may have been postponed due to not being able to get the required 2/3 vote for an emergency agenda item.
But we know that something even madder DID happen.
There’s still a day and a half of January 2021 to go, but it’s already been the busiest month for traffic on Wings Over Scotland in several years, despite endless claims from detractors (both Unionists and Pete Wishart types) that we’re in tragic decline.
And since Saturday afternoons are the one quiet moment we get these days – and it’s not like we can go out for a nice walk in the sunshine or have a potter round the shops – we thought we’d take a deeper look into the stats.
Mark Beggan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Baby Trump says, Baby Northy has Baby Trump Derangement Syndrome. I’ll have to send Petey over to put him Strait.…” Apr 13, 18:23
James on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Bilge. Protected from what? You charcters are delusional. Meanwhile our thieveing southern neighbours steal everything we own.” Apr 13, 18:17
agentx on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “As part of the United Kingdom Scotland has been protected by the NATO alliance (formed in 1949).” Apr 13, 17:47
Northcode on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Trump, of course, is no longer human – if he ever was – and this is why the majority of…” Apr 13, 17:40
Mark Beggan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Scotland has been protected by America since 1946. A free ride that has come to an abrupt end.” Apr 13, 17:20
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Better link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LykbTn_sS4o” Apr 13, 16:27
Alf Baird on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““These freaks have zero morals & have zero regard for human life.” Indeed so, and to those of us studying…” Apr 13, 16:15
Fearghas MacFhionnlaigh on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “‘HUNGARY AFTER ORBÁN: WHAT NEXT?’ Informed analysis from Professor Kim Lane Scheppele: youtu.be/LykbTn_sS4o?si=KH45kBQUuI_XS_mO” Apr 13, 16:06
Cynicus on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Young Lochinvar says: 13 April, 2026 at 2:24 pm “Gaun Leo Excommunicate Von Trumphausen!!” ========== How can even the Vicar…” Apr 13, 15:46
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “He isn’t Catholic. He’s protestant with a dodgy as fck personal wackadoo pastor that allegedly has an even worse background…” Apr 13, 15:28
Northcode on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “AI Dan – the artificial man – gets its electric arse kicked by Geri… yet again. Apparently, the most valuable…” Apr 13, 13:16
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Search “Economist’s EXPOSÉ of ‘Ending Poverty in 2020’ Leaves World STUNNED” ..for the full hearing in the European parliament if…” Apr 13, 12:47
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: ““COVID central” Was actually the West. There are current hearings going on right now. The Eppy class are experimenting on…” Apr 13, 12:09
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “They DON’T PRODUCE ENOUGH! Carry on reading that Google reply. California is a state. They import from Mexico & Canada.…” Apr 13, 11:45
Lorncal on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “H McH: don’t ever underestimate the human propensity to cut its own throat at the height of its ecstasy. Undermining…” Apr 13, 11:37
J Robertson on Not So Octopus: “Update to my earlier post of 9 April 5.34 PM regarding the lack of information on forthcoming election candidates on…” Apr 13, 11:34
Lorncal on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Well, H McH: Geri isn’t far wrong, is she? Apparently, scientists are experimenting on small mammals in the field of…” Apr 13, 11:28
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Of course there is no truth in anything you’ve said there, it is lies and nonsense in its totality which…” Apr 13, 11:19
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “So if I googled who are the largest producers of heavy crude oil would I get the following: “The largest…” Apr 13, 11:13
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Again with the propaganda. There is a European war crim on their list. They’ve also been warned by the ICJ.…” Apr 13, 10:58
Geri on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Arsey, You really should learn how to use Google. There are different kinds of oil & different kinds of refineries,…” Apr 13, 10:29
Alf Baird on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “Yes, clear to see that Swinney is a fan of the Green leadership, with both the latter helping him up…” Apr 13, 10:06
Northcode on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “No. I do not believe in the Westwood. The Westwood is as real as the Treaty of Union; as real…” Apr 13, 09:24
Young Lochinvar on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “HMcH Have you been let out of remand? Wilma Flintstones been pining for you.. Awww! I’ll keep this brief, Brent…” Apr 13, 06:40
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “As usual it is a 180 degree inversion from you. Those you describe as “poot and towel heads” are not…” Apr 13, 06:32
Aidan on Do You Believe In The Westwood?: “The USA is not rich in fossil fuels says Geri. This is the same USA that is the number one…” Apr 13, 06:24