The Hate Crime Act has rather faded into obscurity after the furore surrounding its introduction, with the police apparently just trying to pretend it doesn’t exist by ignoring thousands and thousands of complaints, and the useless Scottish commentariat duly proclaiming as a result that it was all just a big fuss about nothing.
But as soon as everyone stopped looking at it, there it was.
In many ways, the fabricated, hysterical furore of Humza Yousaf Vs Elon Musk is the ultimate in summer-silly-season politics stories.
Absurdly plainly, the former First Minister ISN’T going to take any legal action against the billionaire owner of Twitter. He only likes bullying small nurseries, and even then he doesn’t follow through. He didn’t even sue us for calling him racist a few months ago, so there’s zero chance he’s going to square up to the world’s richest man.
Every now and again you’ll go to clean them up and find something that you’ve been meaning to write about in a quiet moment, and this certainly counts as a quiet moment in Scottish politics, so let’s do this one now.
Because the story above is from March, but we don’t think we’ve ever seen anyone anywhere talk about just how weird it is, or what it tells us about the 2024 SNP.
You’d have to be living in a pretty strict prison not to have heard the big story from today’s Olympics in Paris, in which male Algerian cheat Imane Khelefi was put in a boxing ring with young Italian woman Angela Carini and allowed to hit her in the head for 46 seconds until she retired, in tears and in fear for her safety, saying “I had to preserve my life”.
Sound like your kind of fun, men? It’s surprisingly easy!
We’ve been off for a little break in the country, and as far as we can tell we’ve missed absolutely nothing in the moribund world of Scottish politics. We did, however, arrive back just in time for something mildly interesting, or at least revealing.
It’s the latest episode of a new podcast by veteran Scottish political journalist and broadcaster Bernard Ponsonby and jobbing opinion columnist Alex Massie, inventively titled The Ponsonby And Massie Podcast.
The first 35 minutes or so weren’t very noteworthy, other than the curious omission – when predicting the makeup of the next Scottish Government – of the idea of a Labour-SNP coalition, which to this site remains by far the most practical and logical outcome of the 2026 Holyrood election.
As we’ve repeatedly pointed out, Wings has made NO comments about the “workplace harassment” allegations made against Alex Salmond several years ago. We’ve only commented on the CRIMINAL allegations, and workplace harassment isn’t a crime. (It’s a matter for an employment tribunal, not the police.)
But the real question is WHY Andy Wightman is so doggedly attached to these two complainers that he’s determined to keep digging himself further into a hole of lies. And everyone knows what you tend to find when you start digging holes.
David Davis may be the last of his kind – a libertarian Tory from a council-scheme and grammar-school background, and also one of the few remaining big beasts occupying the political jungle of the back benches.
(He could in fact have been Tory leader, and would have been if David Cameron and George Osborne hadn’t teamed up to defeat him in 2005 after he won the first ballot.)
So on the rare occasions when he leads a Commons adjournment debate, as he did last Thursday evening, those with an educated eye for politics sit up and take notice.
In any functional nation, Friday’s revelations in Parliament by Sir David Davis would have been headline news. An extremely powerful figure, the then-First Minister’s chief of staff, was named and accused of conspiring with the Scottish Government, civil service and media to imprison an innocent man – the former leader of the country – on very serious charges of sexual assault, and of seeking to destroy his reputation by illegally leaking the false allegations to the press.
Liz Lloyd had never been publicly named as the suspect before that moment, so it was almost immeasurably bizarre that only two of Scotland’s newspapers (and two of its lowest-selling), namely The Times and – belatedly – The National, bothered to even report the accusation, far less spend any time seriously delving into it.
But it still wasn’t as odd as THIS response from a former Green MSP.
What on Earth is being suggested here? Let’s try to find out.
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: “I read a “story” just last week claiming that 1 in every 4 pounds collected in Council Tax now goes…” Dec 28, 08:21
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: ““shops have just had an orgy of festive selling” Have you inadvertently put your finger on the root cause of…” Dec 28, 07:56
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: ““drop in living standards” Aw, Marie, looks like you’re gonna have to up your daily working hours from 17 to…” Dec 28, 07:49
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: “Anybody able to wring sense out of this??? Naw, me neither. Defo the case, though, that some classic Westerns were…” Dec 28, 07:38
The Flying Iron of Doom on Bad Santa: “Absolutely true. I don’t know what it’s like where you are but with us, things were working fairly well up…” Dec 28, 06:15
Willie on Bad Santa: “Just been reading that organ of bullshit the so called Scottish Sun. Scandal, scandal, scandal they scream as ASDA bosses…” Dec 28, 05:53
Marie on Bad Santa: “Thanks again. I have enormous respect for Max Blumenthal and all the investigative journalists who try to expose the criminal…” Dec 28, 00:40
Geri on Bad Santa: “The whole world has moved on from the wild west timewarp of the 1940s. Have you seen the Huawei pro…” Dec 27, 23:32
Michael Laing on The Cost Of Truth: “That’s precisely as I expected when I read that puberty blockers were to be banned “except for use in clinical…” Dec 27, 23:12
rob on The Cost Of Truth: “that’s why people like Humza never had a chance ,,,,,,, they could not allow him to let the truth get…” Dec 27, 21:59
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “You’re welcome – you might like this as well. A big drop in standards I might add. “Leaked files show…” Dec 27, 20:46
willie on Bad Santa: “Scotland might be blessed with energy aplenty but the Jocko doesn’t mind that his fellow country man, woman and child…” Dec 27, 20:45
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “nNa-to puppets, prepping their citizens for war – or is it just propaganda. ” In November, Sweden started sending out millions…” Dec 27, 20:31
Marie on Bad Santa: “Thanks for the link.” Dec 27, 20:28
willie on Bad Santa: “Police, COPFS – both thoroughly corrupt and biased instruments in the abuse of power. People should keep their distance and…” Dec 27, 20:26
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: “If the Orcs, Covid Spreaders, Ir@n and NK DON’T have sanctions against the boy, shouldn’t you be all for him?…” Dec 27, 19:17
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: “Get back to us, Ros, when Syria’s new leaders have killed 600,000 Syrians and driven 6 million Syrians into exile.…” Dec 27, 19:12
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “How British governments nurtured, embraced and paved the way – for the proscribed terrorist outfit HTS, to take power in…” Dec 27, 18:43
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “Syrian General Command appoints Anas Hassan Khattab as head of the General Intelligence Agency in Syria. Khattab was a member…” Dec 27, 18:35
James Gardner on Bad Santa: “Police Scotland took 3 and a half years to investigate the Money “WOVEN” through the accounts……how come the case of…” Dec 27, 18:26
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: “The ship was on its way to Syria, so defo better on the bottom. As to the farcical claim that…” Dec 27, 17:49
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: “He was never in any danger. Western weapons don’t work. Just ask Geri.” Dec 27, 17:26
Hatey McHateface on Bad Santa: ““They conducted a scientific study of Covid-19 and concluded that the virus was most likely made in a lab” No…” Dec 27, 17:23
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “Sean Clerkin set the ball rolling on Operation Branchform in March 2021 – Clerkin has said – and I agree…” Dec 27, 16:52
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “I’m pretty sure the AfD’s Alice Weidel is the current front runner for chancellor, mind you the AfD and Die…” Dec 27, 16:27
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “World Health Organization (WHO) chief Tedros Ghebreyesus – said he was lucky he wasn’t killed, after the US, UK and…” Dec 27, 16:19
John Kinsella on Bad Santa: “That would leave them with Bündnis Sarah Wagenfeld, die Linke and Alternativ fur Deutschland. Happy days (not).” Dec 27, 16:07
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “On the Covid-19 pandemic, this was kept hidden from Biden. “The researchers involved were John Hardham, Robert Cutlip, and Jean-Paul…” Dec 27, 15:58
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “A snap general election, will take place in Germany on Feb 23rd – after the coalition government collapsed – a…” Dec 27, 15:29
Republicofscotland on Bad Santa: “If Macron can’t have the country’s wealth – the next best thing is to keep it unstable, and prepped for…” Dec 27, 15:20