We’ve just watched a hearing at the Court Of Session with regard to Alex Salmond’s civil claim against the Scottish Government. It was an ostensibly minor one, in which Salmond’s team were requesting a sist (pause) in the case for the fourth time, on the grounds of a number of ongoing police inquiries related to the events around the claim.
For most of the time Wings was the only journalist in a (virtual) room full of lawyers – although a couple of Scottish Daily Mail hacks turned up midway through – and we got to hear a dramatic surprise revelation.
James Hynd is a civil servant who was head of the Scottish Government’s cabinet, parliament and governance division during the inquiry.
But the hearing revealed for the first time that Hynd is currently subject to a criminal investigation by Police Scotland, with the name Operation Broadcroft, on suspicion of the serious crime of “wilfully making false statements on oath” to the inquiry.
And the ramifications of that extend much further than Mr Hynd himself.
Poor old Tommy Sheppard’s got a contract, so he has to keep talking. And this week he said something that, if anyone really thought the constitution was still a current live political issue, would have attracted a lot more attention than it did.
Because even the SNP are now saying another indyref is – at best – a decade away.
The Hate Crime Act has rather faded into obscurity after the furore surrounding its introduction, with the police apparently just trying to pretend it doesn’t exist by ignoring thousands and thousands of complaints, and the useless Scottish commentariat duly proclaiming as a result that it was all just a big fuss about nothing.
But as soon as everyone stopped looking at it, there it was.
In many ways, the fabricated, hysterical furore of Humza Yousaf Vs Elon Musk is the ultimate in summer-silly-season politics stories.
Absurdly plainly, the former First Minister ISN’T going to take any legal action against the billionaire owner of Twitter. He only likes bullying small nurseries, and even then he doesn’t follow through. He didn’t even sue us for calling him racist a few months ago, so there’s zero chance he’s going to square up to the world’s richest man.
Every now and again you’ll go to clean them up and find something that you’ve been meaning to write about in a quiet moment, and this certainly counts as a quiet moment in Scottish politics, so let’s do this one now.
Because the story above is from March, but we don’t think we’ve ever seen anyone anywhere talk about just how weird it is, or what it tells us about the 2024 SNP.
You’d have to be living in a pretty strict prison not to have heard the big story from today’s Olympics in Paris, in which male Algerian cheat Imane Khelefi was put in a boxing ring with young Italian woman Angela Carini and allowed to hit her in the head for 46 seconds until she retired, in tears and in fear for her safety, saying “I had to preserve my life”.
Sound like your kind of fun, men? It’s surprisingly easy!
We’ve been off for a little break in the country, and as far as we can tell we’ve missed absolutely nothing in the moribund world of Scottish politics. We did, however, arrive back just in time for something mildly interesting, or at least revealing.
It’s the latest episode of a new podcast by veteran Scottish political journalist and broadcaster Bernard Ponsonby and jobbing opinion columnist Alex Massie, inventively titled The Ponsonby And Massie Podcast.
The first 35 minutes or so weren’t very noteworthy, other than the curious omission – when predicting the makeup of the next Scottish Government – of the idea of a Labour-SNP coalition, which to this site remains by far the most practical and logical outcome of the 2026 Holyrood election.
Stuart MacKay on What Went On: “You’re late to the party https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10/11/king-arthur-may-have-been-lgbtq-welsh-council-suggests/ If you really want to go wild then read, https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/16yl12n/notable_trans_people_from_history/” Dec 2, 20:01
Republicofscotland on What Went On: “Send in the tanks – you mean like the USA sending in M113 armoured vehicles to give to Hay’at Tahrir al-Sham (HTS)…” Dec 2, 19:28
Hatey McHateface on What Went On: “I believe the Mormons like to go back into old population records and baptise people who are long since dead…” Dec 2, 19:22
Hatey McHateface on What Went On: “[this response will work best if you can imagine it spoken in Stewie voice] Haha! Pan!” Dec 2, 19:12
Stuart MacKay on What Went On: “The good folks in the Sahel seem able to get the job done too – albeit it’s taking longer, but…” Dec 2, 18:58
Young Lochinvar on What Went On: “Oh, forgot to mention, the article headlining ancestry dot co dot uk advising people to trace their LGBTQI ancestors! Rather…” Dec 2, 18:57
Jay on What Went On: “…very graphic response, why not something more dead pan?” Dec 2, 18:50
Young Lochinvar on What Went On: “Sick fed up of ScotGov dragging us into an international laughing stack about defining a woman and men giving birth,…” Dec 2, 18:49
Hatey McHateface on What Went On: “Aye, Ros, let’s hope they send the tanks in soon. A few of that lot could only be improved by…” Dec 2, 18:48
Jay on What Went On: “Michael L, please don’t encourage him! I’d hate to think you could fall into the same trap when considering his…” Dec 2, 18:45
Dan on What Went On: “I do recall your suggestion but the problems with it are firstly getting significant uptake, but for me the underlying…” Dec 2, 18:39
twathater on What Went On: “Willie I despise ALL the political parties and most especially the snp for betraying Scots and Scotland , BUT unfortunately…” Dec 2, 18:24
twathater on What Went On: “Thanks for your response Breeks , as you say the ONLY part of the declaration they may have noticed is…” Dec 2, 18:11
Hatey McHateface on What Went On: “Afraid my local Spar didn’t have the Kraft Ebing, Jay. I took a punt on the spreadable cheddar instead. Thanks…” Dec 2, 17:56
twathater on What Went On: “Thanks for your response Sarah , it appears as Dan says that according to the Rev there is nothing going…” Dec 2, 17:56
Republicofscotland on What Went On: “Wow! – just Wow! and oor ain government (SNP) doesn’t even know what a woman is. Arnaud Bertrand (@RnaudBertrand): “This…” Dec 2, 17:34
Jay on What Went On: “Could that be H McH as a shining example? The treatment of a semitic population group being blown apart by…” Dec 2, 17:16
gregor on What Went On: “The Independent: Joe Biden pardoning his son Hunter a gift to the Trump administration: “He has legitimatised judicial nepotism… …Biden…” Dec 2, 16:55
gregor on What Went On: “Nepotism: “The act of using your power or influence to get good jobs or unfair advantages for members of your…” Dec 2, 16:46
Republicofscotland on What Went On: “Re my above comment. The Biden Report – it will blow your socks off. Report on the Biden Laptop” Dec 2, 15:47
Republicofscotland on What Went On: “A Western backed Colour Revolution is underway in Georgia right now with Maidan style attacks taking place. Meanwhile – EU…” Dec 2, 15:27
Alf Baird on What Went On: “Prevented from developing the nation and giving senior-level opportunities to its ain fowk a colonized people are lumbered with a…” Dec 2, 15:22
Republicofscotland on What Went On: “Is anyone surprised by this I’m certainly not. “US President Joe Biden has issued an official pardon for his son Hunter, who…” Dec 2, 14:49
Sven on What Went On: “In Scotland the comparison looks like Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber.” Dec 2, 14:00
Hatey McHateface on What Went On: “4.Change User ID/Device. 5.Find comment. 6.Hit the minus button. 7.Repeat steps 4, 5 & 6 until all multiple IDs and…” Dec 2, 13:27
Breeks on What Went On: ““Decline, uncompetstiveness, low skill, bad management, bad governance or am I missing something?” You know what Willie, maybe we all…” Dec 2, 13:23
Hatey McHateface on What Went On: “Nae “grunt grunt strain strain” Michael? Good man! You keep your stools soft, smoothly textured and sloppy, for when you…” Dec 2, 13:15
Michael Laing on What Went On: “PhththphthrrrtttTTTT! Splooossh!” Dec 2, 12:44
Michael Laing on What Went On: “Precisely.” Dec 2, 12:42
gregor on What Went On: “Sockpuppet: Notions: Material Change: “Reupholster me into leather or pleather Make me watertight for every kind of weather Wouldn’t I…” Dec 2, 12:26