Some SNP supporters have – rightly, in this site’s view – called for calm and caution over this week’s opinion polls, showing the Nats at stratospheric support levels and, supposedly, on course to win either 54 or 47 of Scotland’s 59 Westminster seats next May. Given the huge gaps that the SNP would have to close in order to take each individual seat, those numbers seem extremely optimistic to anyone familiar with First Past The Post, even given Scottish Labour’s ongoing implosion.
So rather than rely on dodgy uniform-swing predictors, we thought we’d try something a bit simpler but also more scientific and likely to come up with a believable result.
There’ll be some more psephology coming up on Wings next week, readers, so we thought we’d get prepared by having a delve around in the inner workings of this week’s YouGov findings and seeing if we could find a few interesting nuggets.
To his credit, Ed Miliband seems to have noticed that his party is crumbling beneath his feet. The rot is spreading down from Scotland, and Labour’s vote in Rochester & Strood – a seat it held, with slightly different boundaries, as recently as 2010 – has plummeted to just 16% despite voters in the constituency naming the NHS (usually Labour’s strongest field) as their top priority.
And when modern-day Labour panics, it reaches for a little hammer and smashes the glass on a box marked “IN CASE OF ABSOLUTE EMERGENCY TRY SOCIALISM”, in which it keeps a very old, moth-eaten piece of paper titled “House of Lords reform”.
So today Miliband suddenly pulled what seems to be a brand-new box-fresh policy out of – well, let’s be polite and say “the ether”.
The Lords is to be abolished, we’re told, and replaced with a new elected “Senate”, which will conveniently also serve as some form of regional devolution, though its specific responsibilities and powers have – readers will doubtless be quite astonished to hear – not been laid out.
Mr Miliband’s only problem will be getting anyone to believe it.
Sometimes, readers, analysis is simply unnecessary, because the news speaks for itself. We’re not just saying that because it’s a lovely sunny day outside in unseasonal t-shirt temperatures, either, because it’s difficult to think of what needs to be added to a polling result saying that – far from being sick of the whole issue after three years of constitutional debate – a three-to-two majority of Scots would welcome a second independence referendum within just FIVE years, and a two-to-one majority would be happy to have one within a decade.
When you add in the findings of a completely different poll which revealed that were the referendum tomorrow Scotland would vote Yes by 52-48 (a huge 7% swing in as many weeks), it doesn’t take much in the way of professional insight to deduce the mood of the nation, particularly in the context of pro-independence parties having trebled their membership while the hollowed-out shell of Scottish Labour implodes and a panicking media tries frantically to anoint Jim Murphy – Jim Murphy – as its saviour.
It’s been impossible to know where to start today. Last night hundreds of angry protestors picketed a £200-a-seat banquet in Glasgow at which Scottish Labour “showcase[d] the party in front of donors and business figures”in a desperate bid to raise cash for the branch office (which survives on handouts from the UK party), and at which deputy leader Anas Sarwar, less than 48 hours after vowing he’d remain in his position, announced that he’d step down after all.
Despite being the deputy, Sarwar wasn’t stepping down to contest the leadership, but rather to smooth the path of Jim Murphy. Murphy is London’s preferred candidate, but even Labour aren’t dim enough to want to run Holyrood with London-based MPs in BOTH of the leadership roles, so Sarwar pulled a swift U-turn to offer a potential “dream ticket” of Murphy and Kezia Dugdale, a Lothians list MSP who this week told the Edinburgh Evening News that she intends to leave politics within 10 years.
(Then again, in 2011 Jim Murphy told Labour List he wouldn’t consider running for Scottish leader for “maybe 20 years” and he’s only waited three, so who knows?)
The first full-size Scottish opinion poll on 2015 Westminster voting intentions after this disastrous routing’s probably going to be a sore one for the Nats, then.
Jim Murphy has finally announced that he’ll stand for the leadership of the Scottish branch office of the UK Labour Party. Tonight he told the Daily Record that:
“I am not going to shout at or about the SNP, I am going to talk to and listen to Scotland.”
For any of you who might have forgotten, here’s some recent footage of how Jim listens to Scotland and avoids shouting about the SNP:
Scottish Labour now has a leadership contest, with the (relatively) left-wing MSP Neil Findlay throwing his hat into the ring with that of colleague Sarah Boyack (assuming both can secure the necessary 10 nominations from M/S/EPs).
We thought we’d help him tidy up his press statement on the matter, as he appears to have accidentally left a few words out.
This is how it begins. This morning’s media reports a call from First Minister-elect Nicola Sturgeon that any future referendum on the UK’s membership of the EU should be subject to a veto from all four constituent nations – that is, if the UK as a whole votes to leave but either England, Scotland, Northern Ireland or Wales vote to stay in, the result is null and void.
It’s an extremely clever move. While none of the main three Westminster parties actually WANT to leave the EU and would love to go along with such a plan, public opinion in England will not allow any of them to back it. There would be a massive outcry, and quite legitimately so – Scotland, people would reasonably say, just voted that it wanted to remain part of the UK, and therefore must accept UK decisions.
And with that, the die is cast and the door opens.
Northcode on Anything But That: “Just to keep things clear for readers: Salvo jure cujuslibet is a standard legal reservation clause — essentially a safeguard…” Sep 7, 22:16
Northcode on Anything But That: “I’ve supported Alf Baird’s work for a long time — I’ve promoted Doun-Hauden here more than most, and I’ve consistently…” Sep 7, 21:57
Bilbo on Anything But That: “To be fair, the hospitality industry is on it’s last legs. Even without the increased rates and wage costs, the…” Sep 7, 21:41
Bilbo on Anything But That: “@ Sam I wouldn’t worry about Beggan. Wee shites like him has a big mouth but his bottle completely goes…” Sep 7, 21:35
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Is this sovereign citizen? The epidemic of road side lawyers sweeping America. All of them were arrested many were tasered…” Sep 7, 21:33
Bilbo on Anything But That: “@ Hatey I was clumsily trying to make the point about how Westminster is trying to make the UK look…” Sep 7, 21:30
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “MB Hmmmm.. Did you write that while still fantasising about politicians mud wrestling??” Sep 7, 21:26
Chas on Anything But That: “A succession of it’s, buts and maybes. Still, it keeps the fanatics happy” Sep 7, 21:18
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “CC @ 8.34 “Well hold on there Bald Eagle!” 🙂 Emotion is exactly what motivates political moves. Think; Immigration Support…” Sep 7, 21:15
agentx on Anything But That: “Formally known as the Act Salvo Jure Cujuslibet (meaning “saving the right of everyone”), this session was a crucial mechanism…” Sep 7, 21:15
Northcode on Anything But That: “The constitutional position I outlined earlier is based on the recognised historical and legal record — the Acts of the…” Sep 7, 21:09
agentx on Anything But That: “AI Overview The Salvo session provided a legal forum for individuals to present private petitions or legal grievances that the…” Sep 7, 21:06
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “I’am sorry to be rattling at the door of your ivory tower Northy. But this just can’t wait. I think…” Sep 7, 21:02
James Che on Anything But That: “Xaracen, Many thanks for setting that procedure on the correct path, North code is showing his true colours nowadays, one…” Sep 7, 21:00
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “FC Join Chas hiding behind the settee keiching himself feart unless gifted ratified gold standard insurance backed guarantees of instantaneous…” Sep 7, 20:58
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Yes that is true. Student politics. Let’s play government, you be the lawyer and I will be the minister. We…” Sep 7, 20:48
Young Lochinvar on Anything But That: “S Agreed, well done Xarcen! Good to see the Unionist AI bot masquerading as Northcode gas just been shown to…” Sep 7, 20:42
Captain Caveman on Anything But That: ““The point you repeatedly (willfully) miss” again and again is that ‘independence is a cultural emotion’. Independence cannot be primarily…” Sep 7, 20:34
sarah on Anything But That: “@ Xaracen: this is an excellent exposition of the Scottish constitution and the failure to comply with it in 1707.…” Sep 7, 20:15
Northcode on Anything But That: “Just to clarify for anyone following along: The idea that the 1707 Union is invalid because a “Salvo session” was…” Sep 7, 20:13
Xaracen on Anything But That: ““Once both Acts of Union (Scotland’s and England’s) received Royal Assent and came into force on 1st May 1707, the…” Sep 7, 19:46
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Looking beyond the skelp. My point is the face to face issue that Sam the bam pointed out. Repeat posts.…” Sep 7, 19:34
Chas on Anything But That: “If you think that the succinct and accurate post will deter the likes of Che, i fear you will be…” Sep 7, 19:25
Alf Baird on Anything But That: ““The point you repeatedly (willfully) miss” again and again is that ‘independence is a cultural emotion’. Independence cannot be primarily…” Sep 7, 19:21
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “But he hasn’t got a valid point. He’s making the unevidenced claim he’s capable of dishing out a skelping. That…” Sep 7, 17:34
Hatey McHateface on Anything But That: “What can I say, Willie. People a lot smarter than you or I have calculated the sustainable human population for…” Sep 7, 17:17
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “They do not want to understand it. That gives them nothing to rant with. Without that rant they are empty.” Sep 7, 16:23
sarah on Anything But That: “Rev, I’m very pleased indeed to see that you will be at the SSRG conference next month. I think that…” Sep 7, 16:20
Northcode on Anything But That: “I feel it’s important to clarify the constitutional reality surrounding Scotland’s political union with England as there seems to be…” Sep 7, 16:19
Mark Beggan on Anything But That: “Sam said, “Neither would say to me face to face what they say online for fear of the skelping they…” Sep 7, 16:11