Do you remember the Labour and media outrage a while back when SNP candidate Mhairi Black said she felt like “putting the nut” on some gloating Unionists at the indyref count, readers? Remember the pious scandal at such dreadful thuggery? (If you’d forgotten, don’t worry, because it’s in the Telegraph again today.)
Remember how the Daily Record and Scotsman have now been hammering away for a full week at another SNP candidate, Neil Hay, for tweeting a link to a satirical website and arguably being slightly rude about a small subset of pensioners, while glossing over a lengthy catalogue of abusive tweets calling the SNP “fascists” and “Nazis” (and more) from a prominent Labour activist and BBC pundit?
There’s your actual former First Minister and peer of the UK realm, Baron McConnell of Glenscorrodale, setting the example Labour would have everyone follow today by celebrating a threat to “f*****g boot” any Tories in Wishaw (we’re not told whether the young ladies in question were Labour activists he was with or just Labour voters).
The Daily Mirror’s “Ampp3d” offshoot used to be a fantastic resource for statistical debunking, and sometimes still is. But ever since it’s been officially absorbed into the Mirror, it’s been increasingly deployed as a Labour spin tool.
Today it tries to juggle numbers to excuse Gordon Brown’s bargain-basement sale of the UK’s gold reserves in 1999 – a subject that was raised by an audience member on last night’s Question Time special and which we now know with certainty cost the country a whopping $19bn (or £12.5bn at current exchange rates).
We’ve added the emphasis on that last sentence. And it’s a fair enough point broadly speaking, although of course with the gold sell-off we’re looking back with the benefit of hindsight about what actually did happen, not trying to guess, so calling it “fantasy maths” is somewhat inaccurate, given that it’s exactly the opposite of a fantasy.
The trouble is that Ampp3d isn’t always so dismissive of predicting the future.
Today’s Scottish Sun has a full breakdown of all 59 Scottish seats at Westminster, including bookies’ odds for the favourite in each one. It suggests that nine Labour MPs will have jobs in Scotland a week from today, along with two Tories and a single lonely Lib Dem, with the SNP sweeping the other 47.
We ran the incumbents in those 12 seats through MP Report Card, an independent site which tracks the activity of all the UK’s MPs including expenses claims, outside earnings, how often they turn up to vote or speak in debates and how good they are at replying to constituents’ letters, to gauge their calibre.
We’re only doing stats posts quarterly now, but since the last one we ran was for the January readership figures that means it’s time for a quick update.
Almost 23,000 extra readers compared to last month and nearly 600,000 more page views? Yeah, we’ll take that. (For perspective, here’s April 2014.)
You’re probably going to see this misreported in the press quite a lot tomorrow. We thought we should get the whole thing up for the record, to avoid confusion.
We were as stunned as everyone else for a moment. On the Question Time special earlier tonight, Ed Miliband appeared to state that he’d rather not form a government (ie he’d let the Tories in) than do so with the support of the SNP. It sounded like he’d gone dramatically further than he’d ever gone before.
And then he realised what he’d done, and panicked.
As far as we know, this is the final major set-piece interview that Jim Murphy will have to give before the general election.
As Sally Magnusson of Reporting Scotland makes an admirably dogged but ultimately unsuccessful effort to get a straight answer on just about anything out of Labour’s regional branch manager, we’d swear it was possible to actually measure the delirium of relief on his face as the end draws near and the desperate evasion is over forever.
We gather that for the next week Scottish Labour are just bringing in boardgames.
On the left, Jim Murphy campaigning for the Scottish Labour leadership a few months ago (the backdrop is distinctive, placing the pic sometime last November).
It’s come awfully late, but we’ve finally got an answer to a question people have been asking Jim Murphy since last December.
In an interview with the BBC’s Gary Robertson this morning, the Scottish Labour regional manager told listeners that should he win the East Renfrewshire seat in next month’s election, he’d stay in the job for the full five-year term, but would also stand for election as a Holyrood MSP in 2016.
Greg Moodie’s Election Dissection, a compilation of splendid cartoon strips from The National, Bella Caledonia and elsewhere, is available to order now.
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “Here is Point Seven in my eight point pattern of points: Seven: The dignity of … Ach, you know what?…” May 25, 07:38
Bilbo on Only An Excuse: “The same is being said about Andy Burnham https://archive.is/VadTi The fake working class/poverty stricken childhood Shtick has been going on…” May 25, 06:17
Young Lochinvar on Only An Excuse: “Happy anniversary today of the birth of Robert the Bruce. Known as Good King Robert, through personal loss and hardship…” May 25, 00:44
Geri on Only An Excuse: “The military has lost a lot of respect since WW2 because it’s just not cool to mow down defenceless civilians…” May 25, 00:06
Geri on Only An Excuse: “Countries used to be treated like a pariah state for assassinating other Sovereign countries leaders. Then the Americans took over…” May 24, 23:26
Young Lochinvar on Only An Excuse: “I’mnogay McI’mnogayface @ 7.18 Yes, I did indeed laugh about C3 wanting to be a piece of ladies intimate toiletries..…” May 24, 22:58
Aidan on Only An Excuse: “He can be replaced, but only by Trump sending in the bombers!” May 24, 22:22
Geri on Only An Excuse: “They can vote him out, ya eejit. & So can his government. I know it’s hard to imagine, cause your…” May 24, 22:06
Geri on Only An Excuse: “That was a funny autocorrect…lol I really need to turn that off.” May 24, 21:50
Geri on Only An Excuse: “& btw, that was only cause they’d came back from WW1. They’d little option but amend voting rights. They’d just…” May 24, 21:41
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Vote out a president, Geri? You’re having yet another laugh at Scotland’s expense. You think we’ve forgotten your admiration for…” May 24, 21:37
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “@CC 11:46 The Auld Man Of Lochnagar has quite a hyperactive imagination, hasn’t he? Forever posting about shirt lifting. Forever…” May 24, 21:17
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Why, Geri? Are you having an organism again?” May 24, 20:59
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “But Geri disnae want tae gang, Sven.” May 24, 20:50
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: ““trying to tarnish an individual due to the times they may post” Wow, Dan, is that all you can find…” May 24, 20:40
Geri on Only An Excuse: “The people’s act didn’t give us democracy. It only ammended who could vote to include the working class.” May 24, 20:29
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Don’t you let them stop you rioting, Geri. Just say when and where. Wild horses couldn’t keep me away from…” May 24, 20:28
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: ““No one person is inherently better than the next” The loser’s charter, re-invented by the woke as their pathetic plea…” May 24, 20:23
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “That’s only half the story, Geri. If they despise socialism, they’ll despise socialists too. Private education too, eh? There will…” May 24, 20:09
Geri on Only An Excuse: “Factchecker We don’t live in a democracy. Westminster is just pantomime for the plebs to keep us from rioting. The…” May 24, 20:04
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Purves, eh, Alf? The pantheon continues to grow.. Was/is he/she a Scot? Or are you going to continue to pursue…” May 24, 20:02
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: ““Call a spade a spade” Sure, Bilbo. What kind of infantile fantasist decides to call himself after a Hobbit?” May 24, 19:53
Geri on Only An Excuse: “Aye, USAID & National Endowment for Democracy (which is US snoops) written all over it. They recruit through private education…” May 24, 19:49
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Sae mony points, yet nae point, Northy. Can’t believe I’m the first to point that oot!” May 24, 19:21
Hatey McHateface on Only An Excuse: “Ah weel, Auld Lochnagar, yer service was in defence o a furrin croon. Might just be admirable, per se, but…” May 24, 19:18
factchecker on Only An Excuse: “Well don, NC. Further to the earlier point: factchecker says: 24 May, 2026 at 4:32 pm Absolutely. We have always…” May 24, 18:59
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “Here is Point Six in my eight point pattern of points: Six: A tragic sense of history Not defeatist —…” May 24, 17:54
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “Here is Point Five in my eight point pattern of points: Five: Pragmatism — ideas must work in the real…” May 24, 17:19
Northcode on Only An Excuse: “You confuse the notion of a democratic philosophy with a political process… these are not the same. Open your mind…” May 24, 17:12
agentx on Only An Excuse: “” New Scotland Party: Peter A Bell is going to launch this new party.” —————————————- Oh no – will there…” May 24, 16:51